Hey Cookinators, IrresistibleCookie here with Act II, chapter 3 – Chasing Cheaters! Yeah, I was lazy with the chapter title...it's a short chapter.

Reminder: There is OOC-ness in this whole story; there may be mild-ish swearing in this chapter.

Let's go! Don't forget to R/R!

I don't own P&F.

Isabella's POV

"I also love Phineas..." Ferb whispered. Those words burned into my brain immediately and I made no attempt to stop it.

Note to self: give Ferb a piece of my mind, later.

Actually, you know what? I'll confront him right now! I'll just turn around, which is what I just di-he's gone. He ran off...

Ferb's POV

Making sure Bella hadn't heard my words, I quickly ran off, in search of Phineas. You never know what might happen to the oblivious brat, 'cause you know, he's so dang little-and that was not supposed to sound that wrong; sorry!

Nevertheless, I had to face my problems, so I kept running and running to who knows where?

Eventually, I stopped at this old abandoned warehouse at the edge of Danville, where Baljeet and Mishti claimed to get together.* I went inside. I'll tell ya, this place was dusty!

Eventually, I entered a room full of scattered books (looks like those two got together here after all). I saw Phineas sitting in the corner. He sensed my proximity and turned around. His eyes were bloodshot, his nose was irritated, and his hair and clothes were messy.

"What do you want, Ferb?" he asked coldly.

I gulped. "Phineas, what's wrong?"

"Nothing much, except the fact that you won my freaking crush, man! Do you have any idea how much that hurts?

"Sorry, Phin. It wa-"

"Don't call me Phin, you idiot!" He smirked. "Call me your lover." he said seductively.

He pressed his lips to mine, both of us closing our eyes and sighing in relief as we felt the release of the pressure that had built up.

Suddenly, our eyes shot open and we pushed each other back.

"Dude, you can't cheat on Isabella! Didn't you guys just become boyfriend and girlfriend?" Phineas asked worriedly, not wanting to get into trouble, that goody-two shoes.

"Hey, hey, hey! I never clarified that with Bella, so we're not actually boyfriend and girlfriend."

Both of us smirked and resumed our lovemaking, clothes being taken off and letting things happening, that are way too explicit to mention.

*Pairing Me With One Another reference, which I own.

Yeah, posting lemons are against the rules and this story is rated T, but you know what happens next! Yes, language, violence and suggestive themes for a story I nearly rated M; hate on me! And yes, I know it's a short chapter, I wanted to get Phinerb out of the way for now.

Hope you enjoyed(!/?)

My name is IrresistibleCookie (even though I'm not what the username seems) and I'll see you all in the next chapter! Munching out since 2014.