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sonic:To Hans, I dare you to fight zeo ranger 5 red.

Dear sonic,

I have no idea who that is, so I cannot accept your dare.

-Hans

Dear Elsa

Do you like cats? Do you think they're cute? Also, what's your favorite food?

Sincerely, Blazerkitty

Dear Blazerkitty,

I do like cats, however I don't think they'd appreciate being called "cute". In fact, I think it would offend them. And my favourite food is something of my own creation. I call it Crystallized Apples. First, I dice up apples very small. Then I cover them with frost and make an ice globe around them. After about fifteen minutes, I take them out, brush off the frost, and they're in a lovely crystallized form.

Sincerely, Queen Elsa

Dear Hans:

Why are so damn hot? Don't worry, I pity you and think you should get a second chance ;) Just don't kill Elsa, please. But be free to murder Olaf or Kristoff!

Kindly, Blazerkitty

Dear Blazerkitty,

I'm sorry, but I have to murder everyone you mentioned. I cannot be king if Elsa is queen, so she's dead. Kristoff would likely stand in my way, so he's dead too. Olaf is just plain annoying, so I'll probably kill him as well.

Villainously, Prince Hans

Dear Anna:

Can I have a hug? :D You may be sometimes irritating, but your cute! Also, do you like donuts?

Nicely, Blazerkitty.

Dear Blazerkitty,

Sure you can... Even though I don't know you. But that's okay! Hmmm donuts... I think I've heard of them, but I've never tried them. They sound good.

Hungrily, Anna

Bowserso:Dear Anna, What did you think of Kristoff when you first met him?

Dear Bowsero,

When I first saw him, I thought he might be a snow monster! But when I actually met him, I found him sorta rude but funny.

Sincerely, Anna

Dear Elsa, Could you please make an eternal winter where I live? It has been very hot the last few days (100 degrees and up).

Eagerly awaiting your responses!

Dear Bowsero,

I prefer not to do eternal winters anymore. Besides, you'd likely enjoy it for a few months before realizing you prefer the warm weather.

Sincerely, Queen Elsa