Hey Cookies, IC here; how you doing?

I'm back with chapter 4 of NGIT – Suspicion. That beginning of this chapter was supposed to be part of chapter 5, but I changed the synopsis around a bit and did a favor to you guys for longer chapters. =D

I'm rating this story M; sorry guys, paranoia. Alright, story planning time.

PMOA: as you know is discontinued (lost inspiration).

IASOJF: finished.

TWP: hiatus at 100 chapters.

Planned PnF Family Guy Xover: I'm dying to post the prologue, but I want to finish this story, and the *unplanned* gender-swap story. =(

Let's go! Don't forget to R/R!

I don't own P&F.

Ferb's POV

After we were finished with our activity, our clothes were nowhere to be found, since we were in a different room than before.

So we walked back to the previous room, with the books, and there were our clothes; scattered, wrinkled, and covered in vodka and marijuana. No wonder my head was spinning...

We put those clothes back on, not caring about the stench of drugs and alcohol. I called a taxi to take us home; it was the fastest way to get home since we were on the other side of Danville. Phineas pulled me in for a kiss before we stepped inside the taxi.

After we got home, our mother found us drunk and puking outside the door of our house. We may have bought some more vodka...

Along with Candace, they dragged us into the house, both of us still puking into buckets. They sat us down on the couch and waited for us to regain our sobriety. Unlucky for them, we passed out.

Isabella's POV

Well, that was weird.

Five hours later…

Where are they? It's been five hours! I looked out the window. Oh, there they are! Drunk and stoned, puking into buckets, while their oblivious, one-hit pop-star mom and OCD-diagnosed sister drag them into the house. What the fuck have they been up to? That's unlike them! Well, I'm gonna march over there as soon as they get their asses kicked.

Ferb's POV

After we woke, we came face-to-face with Mother and Candace.

"Phineas and Ferb! What the hell!" Candace started.

"Going out far away for a whole night, only to come back drunk and stoned? I-we expected better from you boys!" Linda finished. "Especially my favourite boys!"

"M-mother," I started. "We never really expected it to happen. Phineas ju-"

"Don't say it, Ferb." Phineas interrupted.

"Phin, I have to…" I pleaded.

"Fine."

"Thank you." I cleared my throat and locked eyes with the two raging family members standing in front of me. I tried to keep my cool. "Isabella, the new girl across the street, revealed last night, that she had feelings for both of us. After a bit of contemplating, she made her choice; she had picked me over Phin; he ran off towards a warehouse on the outskirts of Danville. So, I muttered something quickly, which I will get to in a moment, and ran off after him. So we met in a book-room; we talked and did the thing…" Both women gasped about this. I waited for them to calm down before continuing. "There was some vodka and weed invol-" I heaved, before dashing to the bathroom, unable to hold back the bile any longer.

Phineas' POV

I rushed to the bathroom, going after Ferb. When I got there, he was clutching onto the toilet, puking his guts out. I winced before handing him a Kleenex. He gratefully accepted it and wiped and rinsed his mouth.

"Too much?" I asked.

Ferb looked up. "Yeah…" he trailed off."Thanks."

"No problem, bro!" I replied. "Now go face our family!"

We left the bathroom, prepared to face the two in the living room.

Ferb's POV

"So…" I trailed off. "Where were we?"

"Vodka and weed?" our mother replied.

"Right…" I trailed off once again. "As I said, there was vodka and weed involved. We woke up in a different room, our clothes off an-"

"No shit, Sherlock…"

"Candace!" our mother yelled.

"Our clothes were off and we went to another room to retrieve them; we were still drunk at the time. I still am, as you can see."

"I'm not."

"Phineas!" I yelled. "I'm talking, bro!"

"Sorry…"

"We called a taxi, and here we are!" I flashed a sheepish grin, but it quickly faded as I saw the angry looks on our sister's and mother's faces.

"Alright, here's your punishment."

*smirks* Ain't I evil?

Hope you enjoyed!

My name is IrresistibleCookie (even though I'm not what the username seems) and I'll see you all in the next chapter! Munching out since 2014.