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After Caitlyn-with a look of pure disgust and hate-released the smaller version of Heath Ledger's Joker mixed with Dr Octopus the summoners escorted them to the train station and from there, to the Institute of War.
During the journey, the painted kid only known as Joker kept staring at Caitlyn and Vi, occasionally laughing or playing with his dog. All the time Caitlyn-in the rare moments in which she wasn't staring at the ground-gave a few glares at the kid who only responded by smiling at her and waving his hand at her.
If Vi wasn't busy on thinking about a more violent and painful way to kill him maybe she would've said something but luckily the summoners prevented a conflict which would've made the entire train stop or be destroyed.
As soon as the train reached the Institute's train station, our favorite officers left the kid alone with his German sheperd.
As for the summoners, well, they said this:
"You're a smart kid, you'll figure it out yourself. See ya nerd."
Joker sighed and looked at his trusty dog companion:
"Well Holmes, is just you and me."
Before he knew it the dog ran away towards God knows what. The sighed and followed his dog through the big train station and outside the huge building. He took his time to admire the nice city around the train station but he still had to find a German sheperd on the loose. Those dogs can bite hard.
"I needed a German sheperd, I couldn't just take a lizard like all the rest!"Joker complained as he ran down the streets.
Meanwhile...
Syndra the Dark Sovereign was floating towards her private apartment offered by the League to all champions. She had her flying fortress but they couldn't allow it to float above the Institute, why?She had no idea but who cares, she had a free big apartment!FOR FREE!A BIG ASS APARTMENT!AJAHAHAHAH!
She was minding her own business, this day she didn't destroyed anything-yet-and imagine her surprise when out of the sudden a big German sheperd tackled her and started to lick her face.
She tried to get it off her, but the dog was too heavy and strong, luckily his owner arrived, but only laughed and said:
"Awwww, he likes you!"
After a few more moments o licking her face, the kid finally grabbed the dog with one of his tentacles and placed it next to him.
Right away Syndra got up and floated above the ground while dark spheres gathered around her. Joker only grinned while the dog cowered behind his owner.
"You!"Syndra said with her usual echoing voice. By now every sane person would run away or start begging for mercy, yea, every NORMAL personbut this wasn't the case.
For this kid, the brain was most of the time on another page then the rest of the body, especially with his mouth, so, our lovely Joker said:
"Me!"
With a flick of her wrist Syndra made the kid float in front of her, his painted face only inches from her's.
"How dare you let your stinking sack og flees to infest me with it's disgusting droll?!"Syndra demanded. Joker kept his grin and said:
"In fact, dogs lick their puppies because their drool kills parasites so consider yourself disinfected!Plus my doggy is free of any parasites or illness so I don't see what's the problem?"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I WAS A DIRTY AND INFECTED PERSON!?"Syndra said once again, more like shouted.
"You said it!"Joker said. Syndra grit her teeth, she was really going to kill this kid and she would;ve done it if not for the dog starting barking at her plus she noticed that the kid's tentacles were dangerously close to her body.
Judging by a dog's loyalty, harming the painted kid would result in her dealing with an angry German sheperd who could easily dig it's sharp teeth in her flesh plus the kid's tentacles who without a doubt would've tear her apart on the slightest action.
She let the kid drop down with a loud thud and said:
"You got away cheap this time worm, but if this ever happens again I will tear you apart and shove this sack of flees down your throat, now begone!"
Syndra left leaving the barking dog barking behind her and the kid trying to hold it from not attacking her.
"Stay down Holmes, well fuck her up later, from now let's find our home!"
Soon enough and with the aid of some summoners and champions the two found their room but had no time to unpack because their were already summoned in a match.
With that said after the experience of being melted and rebuilded, he was on platform along with all his fellow champions.
"Oh look!New blood, kid step back and admire the work of Draaaaaaaaaven!"Draven said. Joker chuckled a bit and said:
"As you wish mister, let's kick ass!"
"I already like this guy!"Draven said.
"He is just like young ram, stubborn and looking for a fight, but will he fight like a true ram?"Braum said. The kid tilted his head slightly and nodded slowly.
"This idiot again, you'd better know how to jungle or this maybe your first and last match!"Syndra said not even bothering to look at him.
"Oh don't worry miss, my summoner told me everything so don't worry about me. If I were you I would be careful about what I say in the presence of someone like me and a German sheperd."The kid said patting his dog's head. Syndra let out a nice session of laugh and said:
"A legion couldn't stop me!What chance do you have?!"
Joker pulled out his auto glock and said:
"A bullet from this thing over here can do what a legion failed."
Syndra huffed and floated down to her lane while Joker and his dog moved to the jungle. It went well for him in there mainly because his summoner told him what camps to take and when plus his dog did short work with the wraiths.
The problem appeared when Syndra demanded her blue and the summoner said that he needed to give the second blue buff to her.
He tanked the damage and Syndra attacked the giant golem but when she was about to kill him, Joker ripped the golem's head with his tentacles, causing him to die at his hands and securing the blue buff or him and only him.
"YOU'RE A COMPLETE IDIOT!"Syndra shouted. To top it all she remained she had low health when she came there and now she was out of mana too and guess what enemy Rengar paid a visit.
The hunter looked at the enraged Sovereign, she was looking at him and the kid seemed to be more busy with playing with his dog. Rengar knew that if they worked together he would've dead, but...
"DO SOMETHING STOP TOYING WITH THAT SACK OF FLEES!"Syndra commanded. Joker let out a sigh, got up and looked at Rengar who had no idea what was going on.
"So you must be Renagr the Pridestalker and from what I've heard she is Syndra the Dark Sovereign. Andrew, the Joker of Piltover, pleased to meet you. Under normal circumstances I would've grabbed you and maimed you like there is no tomorrow but, a legion couldn't stop her, what chance do you have?"Andrew said.
"Wait, you aren't trying to protect her?"Rengar asked stroking his beard.
"Nah, she took on a legion, what can an oversized lion do?Claw her eyes out?Eat her alive?Slice her throat with that big knife?Rape her?Nah, she has this, see ya!"
With that said Andrew used his tentacles to jump over a wall of trees followed by his dog. All he could hear were the screams coming from Syndra and the laughter coming from Rengar.
Once back at the base he made one of his tentacles bend like a chair and counted the seconds until Syndra would respawn.
"3...2...1...Sup Syndra!"Joker said as he got up from the makeshift chair. Syndra balled her hands into fists, rage, sweet rage oh yea, he was going to pay dearly.
Just then Garen's summoner left the match while Draven and Braum appeared.
"Yea, we kinda screwed up!"Draven said while pulling out an arrow from Braum's shoulder. Syndra threw her hands up in the air and shouted:
"IDIOTS!I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS I SWEAR!"
"And you're the biggest one of them..."Andrew mumbled hoping that Syndra didn't heard him.
No such luck.
She turned to him and in a split a second she was barely inches from his face, floating above thr ground.
"What did you said you worthless worm?!"Syndra demanded. The kid raised himself with the aid of his tentacles until he was at the same level with her and said:
"Allow me to repeat, you, yea you, you are the biggest idiot I've seen here, you are a bitch, you are dressed like a whore and the thing on top of your head makes you look like a cow, oh wait, you are one!"
Braum covered his mouth with his hand and Draven started laughing and rolling on the ground. Luckily during this time the enemy took down their nexus and ending the match. But don't think that this little thing made Syndra's rage lower, oh no...
Andrew stepped out of the summoning room with his dog by his side but Draven stopped him and said:
"Okay kiddo, you made Draven laugh!I see you are decent enough guy to tag along with Draven so when you have time come to Gragas's place, the drink's on me!"Then he left laughing. Joker chuckled, he made a friend and an enemy in one match.
"Come on Holmes, let's get some food!"Andrew said and the dog barked happily. Just then he was hurled into the wall while the dog was sent flying into another wall.
He tried to get up but Syndra caught him by his collar and lifted him at her level. With a glare that could kill she said:
"What kind of slut could've bare such an useless thing in her belly!You mother was a whore if she allowed such a thing to taint her!"Syndra spat at him.
Only one thing sounded in Andrew's mind:'Rage mode activated'. With a loud cry he delivered a powerful right hook right into her jaw making her drop him and back away holding a hand at her jaw.
She tried to look at him but she received another punch right in the face and Andrew's hand into her long silver hair. He held her head still while punching her face with his free hand until she launched him into another wall with a wave of raw magic.
Debris and smoke filled the hole which Andrew's body made. As she regained her senses and floated towards the hole, out of the smoke appeared a tentacle which grabbed her neck and started banging her against every available wall and object.
As she was banged to everything in sight she remembered something which sent shivers down her spine...in the League matches the gap closers were her worst nightmare, but there her powers were reduced to make every champion equal, but the gap closer's powers were reduced too.
To put it straight she heard her inner voice saying:
"I am going to be honest, there is a very high chance that we are fucked."
Soon enough the banging ended when her body finally broke a wall and the tentacle let her free. This could be her chance, she had to make a run for it and gain as much distance between her and him as possible, after all, when it comes to ranged attacks she could obliterate a city.
She started floating again and looked around realized something which could only be bad...Joker had a dog, and the dog was still in the building, it was dead, it couldn't survive that attack, dogs were inferior to her, everyone was inferior to her.
Her train of thoughts was stopped when a huge amount of pain invaded her body and soon she was on the ground screaming in pain. She felt her right arm being moved left-right with sudden moves and when she looked at what was causing this her worst fears came true.
The dog had his teeth buried deep in her flesh and was shacking her arm as if trying to tear the flesh from her bones. She tried hitting the dog, kicking it but nothing worked, the dog simply wouldn't let go of her. It wasn't late until the dog started dragging her towards his owner who Syndra heard him coming, suspended in the air and using his tentacles to walk. Blood was pouring from the side of his head mixing itself with the paint in his face, his face was one of pure anger, in his hand was an auto glock and a.
The dog released his grip on her and adopted a sitting position, like he was handing his owner his prey. Andrew patted the dog's head while he picked her up with his tentacles, totally immobilizing her arms and legs.
"My mom was a whore?Heh?You dare calling her like that?You wouldn't deserve to kiss the ground on which she walked but she is not with us anymore so, instead of telling you this..I will just fuck you up!"
With that said, Joker moved to Syndra's back and this when the true pain started. Using his knife he started to cut her back, fast cuts or slowly cutting, enjoying her groans and occasionally screams of pain. He even started to write on her back, using his knife of course, words like this:
"Ha!Ha!Ha!"
And:
"Why so serious?"
After he was done with this he placed his knife away, took off his dark purple gloves, pulled out a bottle of alcohol and poured it's content on his hands.
"Hey bitch, you look tense, how about a massage?"Andrew said and started to literally claw her back with his hands, making the cuts bigger, spreading more blood on her body. When he was done, his purple coat was tainted with blood, his hands were soaked in blood and Syndra was crying from the pain.
He moved to her face, grabbed her cheeks and forced her to look at her. He painted a smile on her cheeks with her own blood and when the job was done he said:
"Consider this a warning and if you ever...if you ever say something about my mom, my dad, my family or my dog...oh no...the next time I will fucking EAT YOUR LIMBS!DO YOU UNDERSTAND?YOU PUTRID FUCKING CUNT!"
With that said, Andrew released her limb and delivered another right hook into her face sending her to the ground before leaving, followed by his trusty dog.
Neither the destruction around him, or the summoners and champions who rushed at the small battle field or Syndra's cry of pain made him look back. He only grinned and sutdied his bloodied knife. He looked at his dog, his grin only growing when he saw it licking it's bloodied snot.
"Good job Holmes, looks like we are going to have so much fun here...Sooooooooo...muuuuuch...fuuuuuuuun!"
Then the two disappeared from the scene, Andrew's laughter remaining as the only reminder of his presence there.
A.N
What a violent chapter we had right guys?
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