A.N
Never thought I will make people cry and trouble their sleep with this story but I want to thank you all for the support and reviews!
"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika!
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!"
Andrew sang through the morning as he and Syndra made their way towards Ahri's home. This is when Syndra discovered that Andrew had a very nice voice, he knew how to sing and it was quite nice to listen to him as she floated besides him, occasionally humming the song for herself as two tentacles played the melody's instrumental and judging by it it was a parade army song. She couldn't recognize the weird language but she didn't really cared about it as long as the song sounded nice and this one really did.
She occasionally sang along with Andrew but she only said the word 'Erika!' which she noticed that it was repeating over and over again.
"So this is where this bitch lives?"Andrew asked as he and Syndra stood in front of Ahri's house
"Yes, this where the whore of the Institute lives!"Syndra said as she swung the door of the fence before her open with her magic before blasting house's door.
On the other side she found Ahri dressed up like usual with a puzzled look on her face. With a swift motion of her hand, Syndra tossed Ahri into the wall behind her and paralyzing her.
Andrew came into the house, hands in his pockets as he looked around while saying:
"Okay bitch, you see, you fucked with Syndra and to be honest, I really don't like it, it's just, tsk, it's bad!"
Andrew turned to face Ahri and said:
"And you wanna know why?Because, from now on, if you fuck with Syndra, you fuck with me and believe when I tell, I am a guy nobody wants to fuck with."
"Aww, did I upset the poor kid and sad little Synny?"Ahri asked mockingly which earned her a powerful slap from Syndra.
"Upset?Heheheh...When I have to go to dentist, I am upset. When Liverpool beats Arsenal, I am upset, but when some random whore tries to take a shit in Syndra's life I am beyond upset. I am very, fucking, upset."Andrew said as he removed the purple glove from his right hand, revealing the rune on his hand.
"Hold her still."Andrew said as he placed his right hand on Ahri's face. The rune started glowing red and Andrew closed his eyes. After a few minutes he removed his hand from Ahri's face and opened his eyes with a disgusted look on his face.
"Okay...Waaaaaaaaay too many dicks for one day but it was worth!"Andrew said with a winning tone.
"And what did you searched?"Syndra asked.
"I've found a way to break the charming spell on poor old Zed, we kill her!"Andrew responded cheerfully. Ahri's eyes opened wide and the color vanished from her face.
"Y-You can't kill me!"Ahri managed to say.
"And why can't I?"Andrew asked as he leaned forward until he could feel her breathe. Ahri remained silent looking for an answer but she couldn't think of one.
"That's what I thought!"Andrew said as he reached in his coat and pulled out his Freddy Krueger glove. He offered it to Syndra and said:
"How about you make the first cuts?"
Syndra started at the glove then at Andrew, then at Ahri and back at the glove.
"Ah come on!This bitch hard a part in taking away the one and only person which gave you your first kiss and that is still with you, are you going turn the other cheek to this?"Andrew asked as he pushed the glove into her chest. Syndra's eyes narrowed as she took the glove and put it on her right hand taking her time to study the blades. She grit her teeth and with a swift motion she slapped Ahri's face, 4 long cuts appearing on her cheek, blood flowing down her face and on her cleavage.
Syndra stared wide eyed at the blood flowing from Ahri's cheek and back at the bloodied blades of the glove. She killed people before but using her magic which allowed her to keep a safe distance from her and her attackers but this was different. She could see the fear in the woman's eyes, for the frist time she stared at her victim, right in the eyes.
The feeling was awkward, it felt like all the stress she build up was releases yet she felt shivers run down her spine at the same time, it was complicated.
Grinning she slapped her other cheek, making other cuts on her face. She couldn't stop from slapping her. Bits of skin fell off her face as the cuts grew in size and number, until her face was a bloodied mess, her eyes being sliced in half then in small bits of tissue as Syndra continued to slap the now blind Ahri. Her hand was soaked in blood like her dark short skirt and a bit of her revealing attire, this when she stopped.
"Hmmm...Not bad for a beginner, not bad Synny..."Andrew said as he admired her work. He snapped his fingers then two tentacles came crushing into Ahri's legs, the sound of bones crushing and screams of pain filled the house.
"Time to watch a pro at work!"Andrew said as he jabbed his hand in Ahri's hair and smashed her, face first, on floor. He pulled out his spring assisted knife and stabbed her in the arms, yanking the knife back and forward making her muscles useless and destroying her chance of moving her hands. When he was pleased with the result he placed his foot in her back, forcing her to remain on the floor as the tentacles moved to her tails.
The tentacles grabbed as many as they could with their 3 iron claws and with a swift motion the sickening sound of bones and tendons and other things being snapped echoed through the room mixed with the almost inhuman scream of pain coming from Ahri.
Andrew stared at the bloodied tails as he heard a the tentacles shouting in his head:
"THE TROPHY IS MINE!"
"Hmm...those would make a nice scarf, some socks, some towels and a nice blanket for me and Holmes!"Andrew said as he wrapped the tails around himself. A tentacle grabbed her head and lifted her while another one moved down to her womanhood.
"Tell me Ahri, ever watched hentai?"Andrew asked as he toyed with his knife. The tentacle started to push into her womanhood, the big end almost breaking her walls. She let out a scream of pain as the tentacles advanced until it hit her uterus wall.
"Oh please, you can't stop me with that!"Andrew said then the tentacle passed right through her uterus wall and entered her womb. Ahri screamed again but this time she was cut off by another tentacle invading her mouth and going down her throat, enlarging or breaking anything in it's way.
He then brought the two tentacles above his head and with a swift motion, the tip of them exited through her back before snapping her in half, the sound of her spine snapping echoed through the house as the two parts of her body fell to the ground.
"And this is why sex is sacred!"Andrew said looking at Syndra.
"C-Can we leave now, I wanna see Zed."Syndra said trying her best to not look at the bloodied body lying on the floor.
"Of course, go and see him, I go and put those tails in the fridge then get myself a drink!"Andrew said as he exited the house and headed to his business. Syndra did the same, a warm smile on her lips.
After all this time, she finally got to see Zed and the best part was that he might actually remember who she was. She already planned her move, when she was going to see him he was going lock her lips with his and not breaking apart until she remained out of air completely. Oh how much she loved the taste of his lips, the feeling of his soft tongue moving freely in her mouth, oh the sensation...
"Syndra The Dark Sovereign you are under arrest with the treason of 3 murders and setting fire to a house."Caitlyn said as she pointed her rifle at her. She tried to say something but Vi punched her in the back, emptying the air from her lungs as she placed her handcuffs in place.
Andrew entered the bar in which he usually found Draven. Gragas gave him a friendly salute, Andrew did the same and Draven signaled him to come to the table with him.
He took his usual bottle of Sprite and joined Draven.
"Andrew!My man!"Draven said as he gave Andrew a friendly slap on the back.
"Sup mate, how ya doing?"Andrew asked.
"You know, killing, banging hoes and stuff like that, how ya doing little guy?"
"Pissing off the police."
"Speaking of cops, have you heard the news?"
Andrew smirked knowing what Draven was talking about but he acted like he had no idea.
"What news?"
"Akali, Shen and Ahri were killed, there was blood everywhere and all that stuff, man, it was something one should see in a lifetime!"
"Such a shame..."Andrew said as he looked around the room, doing nothing to hide his smirk.
"Also, they got the killer!"
Andrew's smirk vanished in a second as he asked:
"What."
"Yea, it appears that Syndra killed them, heh, not surprise knowing the shit that happens inside her head and, Andrew?Andrew where you at?!"Draven shouted through the bar.
Andrew ran a hand through his long messy hair as he moved though his room.
"Okay Holmes, WE NEED A FUCKING PLAN!"Andrew shouted at his dog who made a weird sound to show it's confusion.
"They got Syndra man, she will die!They are going to hang her, or worse, seal away her powers and toss her into a prison full of muscle packed black gangsta brutes. She will be raped 24/7 until she will die with a dick in her throat or her will be broken so badly that she will only lie on the floor like a sex doll!"Andrew said rapidly as he grabbed his hair with his hands. The dog gave up on trying to understand him and resumed chewing on one of Ahri's tails.
"WAIT!I have a plan!John Doe you are a fucking genius!"Andrew said as he pulled out his knife and rushed into the bathroom.
"I can't believe you would fall so low Sovereign, teaming up with the lowest of the low."Caitlyn said as she and Vi escorted Syndra through the police station.
"Oh, man, do you have any idea how much I've been waiting to beat the shit outta you?"Vi said with a smirk. Syndra said nothing, she only looked forward keeping a straight posture.
Inside her however was a mix of emotions. She was going to be trialed again then hanged or death by firing squad. She thanked herself that she wasn't in that ancient country which her master told about, the country ruled by a man named Vlad The Impaler. She felt betrayed, she felt used she wasn't going to forgive Andrew for what he's done, he made her attack Ahri but at the same time it wasn't fair.
"Sheriff..."
They toyed with her feelings, they used her, they took away the love of her life, they destroyed her life and now she was going to be hanged?!
"Sheriff..."
A tear rolled down her cheek at the thought of Zed, she didn't even got time to kiss him goodbye, hell, she didn't even seen him for two days and she wasn't going to see him anymore!
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIFF!"
The group turned to face the source of the voice. Andrew was standing in the middle of the station, his hands bloodied like his clothes, his fingertips covered in bandages. He raised his shaky hands as a sign of surrender and said:
"You're looking for me."
In that moment Caitlyn and Vi forgot about Syndra, one of the worst criminals in the history of Piltover was giving himself in with no fight.
Caitlyn pointed her rifle at him and shouted:
"HEY!DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE!"
People started screaming and running away as the police officers took out their pistols and surrounded Andrew.
"STAY AWAY FROM HIM!"Vi shouted as she pushed some civilians aside.
"ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR RIGHT NOW!"Caitlyn commanded.
"Hi Cait."Andrew said flatly.
"I SAID ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!"
Andrew started to slowly do as told.
"ALL THE WAY!FASTER!FASTER!FASTER YOU PIECE A SHIT!"
Andrew placed himself on the floor and an officer put on his handcuffs, his once clean hands were now smeared with Andrew's blood.
"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?!"The officer asked as he looked at Caitlyn.
"I'd like to speak to my lawyer please."Andrew said flatly as he glanced at Caitlyn.
"Vi, release Syndra we have the fucker!"Caitlyn ordered and Vi did as told while the officers took Andrew to the interrogation room.
Syndra's jaw hang loosely as she stared at the police station. She couldn't believe what she jst witnessed, Andrew turned himself in for her. The thought of someone actually caring about her-aside from Zed-made her heart leap with joy but soon sorrow took over her.
He was going to die.
She placed herself on a bench and stared at the ground, only thought going through her mind:
"He was going to die, for you."
Caitlyn smashed her fist into her superior's desk.
"What...What did you just said?!"She hissed at him. The man cleaned his throat and repeated:
"We are unable to trial him because no fingerprints match his and we don't enough evidence. The DNA samples match with nothing and our law is that we can't trail someone until we have a complete set of evidence and DNA and matching fingerprints."
"You hear that Cait, we are going to spend much more time together!"Andrew declared happily which earned him a kick from Vi.
"Sir...what we have here is the most deranged bastard that ever set foot in Piltover and I dare to say, even in the League!"Caitlyn said through grit teeth.
"I'm sorry but this are our rules now I want you to release him."
"HOW CAN YOU EVEN SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT YOU LET THIS...THIS..THIS MONSTER FREE ON THE STREETS?!"Caitlyn shouted, her anger beginning to raise.
"Sheriff...should I remind you that we aren't in Piltover anymore so you are going to play by our rules or you want a nice cell?"
Caitlyn grit her teeth to the point of breaking as she said:
"Vi...R-R-Release him..."
She turned to her superior and said:
"You are going to regret this, so much you are going to regret it..."
Vi pushed Andrew out of the office and said:
"Next time, I will beat you to a bloody mess."
"Talk to me once you pull you're face out of Cait's pussy, okay?"
Syndra kept starting at the ground. Tears started forming in her eyes and stained the dusty ground as she brought her hands to her eyes and cried softly. Her friend, the one who prevented her from suicide, the one which helped her regain Zed, her Joker was going to die for her now.
"Why..."Syndra mumbled as she shock her head.
"Because reasons!"
Syndra's head snapped in the direction of the all to familiar voice. She came face to face with the ever smiling Andrew, his make up grinning back at her. Without hesitation she wrapped her around around his neck, pulling him into a strong embrace.
"Y-You're alive!"Syndra said as she looked at him.
"Well duh!They have to learn that this Joker has many more tricks up his sleeve!And now, how about we go and visit Zed?"Andrew said as he smiled at her. She felt her lips curve upwards as she smiled back at him before she pulled him close again and planted a kiss on his painted forehead.
"Thank you..."She whispered.
"Ah come on, don't get all sentimental and shit, it makes me cry!"Andrew said as he chuckled darkly.
Zed woke up when he heard a knock on the door. He got up yawning and rubbing the sleep from his eyes and lazily made his way to the door. He opened it and as greeted by Syndra who at the sight of him jumped on him, locking her lips with his, wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his lips. Zed backed away and fell on the couch as she straddled him, breaking the kiss only to say:
"I've missed you..."
"W-What do you mean?"Zed asked through the kisses. She broke the kiss once more and said:
"Shut up and kiss me."
Andrew entered the house and closed the door behind him before he placed himself on the couch next to Zed, opening a bottle of Sprite.
"You owe me one big boy!"Andrew said before tacking a big sip from his soda. Syndra could feel Zed's manhood getting harder through the material of his black boxers-the only piece of clothing which he wore-and pressing against her womanhood but she needed to contain herself, for now, it was just herself, him and the young Joker sitting cross legged, watching the news while enjoying a Sprite.
After a few more minutes she broke the kiss and rested her head on his bare chest.
"Are you two done?Good."Andrew said as he placed his soda in his coat.
"Syndra, what's going on?"Zed asked. Syndra simply hushed him and said:
"Don't speak, enjoy the moment."
"Yea pretty boy, enjoy it because now...It is time we take things a little more seriously..."
A.N
Okay fans, almost done with this story just 3 or 4 chapters to go then we finish this and maybe, MAYBE JUST MAYBE, start the sequel?Tell me if you would like a sequel!
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For now, the German song which Andrew sang at the beginning is called 'Erika' and it's a military song.
Translation:
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika!
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!
On the heath, there blooms a little flower
and it's called Erika!
Eagerly doted on by a hundred thousand little bees,
this Erika!
For her heart is full of sweetness,
a tender scent escapes her dress of blossoms.
On the heath, there blooms a little flower
and it's called Erika!