A.N
I already hate the high school..
It gives me so much emotional pain and what better way to show it if not through this shit?
"In what way?"Syndra asked.
"I mean, we go ahead and be careful around the streets at night...I really don't want to get into details but I will only say this, you are not forced to accept what I am doing, but once you accept it, there's no going back, we've changed things...forever.."Andrew said as he got up from the couch and started to walk around the room. This is when Zed finally realized just who was walking casually through his living room. He remembered exactly that day in which he almost obliterated the door of the medical wing only to see his girfriend's bloodied back and Soraka's worried look while she bandaged her.
He wasn't going to just sit there while he moved freely through his living room, so, with that said, Zed gently pushed Syndra off of him and stood up, his muscles proudly presenting themselves. If only he had more then his black underwear on...
"Wait a minute...I remember you now!"Zed said. Andrew turned to face him with a surprised look and asked:
"Really?You do remember me?"
"Yes...you are the one who dared to put a hand on Syndra!"Zed said as he balled his hands into fists.
"Well...that was in the past...I merely taught her that she should shut up sometimes..."
"No my friend I don't think you are aware of your situation right now."Zed said as he took a wrist blade from the table. Andrew chuckled and moved towards Zed until he was inches away from Zed's broad chest.
"You are so menacing Zed boy, I mean in any other circumstances I would've shit my pants if a guy with a blade and wearing nothing but his black boxers would've attacked me, I mean, damn son, where did you find this?"Andrew said as he poked Zed's chest. He glanced at Syndra only to enjoy the worried look on her gorgeous face. She was concerned of course.
"You have a big mouth, for a freak."Zed said, a grin appearing on his face. There are a few things which you don't say to Andrew. First you don't talk about his dead parents in any bad way and second, you don't call him a freak. Everybody has a thing which sets him or her up and Andrew's thing was being called a freak.
In a split second, one of Andrew's tentacles sprung to life and grabbed Zed's neck bringing him to his knees. Of course, Zed could've used his clone or any other shadow to escape but it was kinda difficult to focus on that when the tentacle was slowly chocking him to death. Syndra tried to move but stopped right away when she saw Andrew pulling out his knife.
"Frrrrrrrreakkkkk?!"Andrew said as he ran the blade across Zed's face. He then jabbed it into his mouth and said in a barely audible whisper:
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?When I was a kid, I had family and damn good one I add. One night, a killer gets in our house, murders daddy and goes for me and mommy. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend me and herself. He dosen't like that...Not. One. Bit...so...me watching...he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it, he turns to me, and he says:'Why, so serious?', he comes at me with the knife:'WHY. SO. SERIOUS?!', sticks the blade in my mouth:'Let's put a smile on that face!'...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..."Andrew let his words trail away as he glanced at Syndra.
"Why so serious?"
Andrew was prepared to slice Zed's cheeks when Syndra stopped him:
"NO!Andrew please...please stop it!Let me speak with Zed, let me explain to him what happened and then we can talk together, okay?"
Andrew groaned and said:
"Fine, 10 minutes, no more no less."
Andrew released Zed and exited the house, closing the door behind him and opening another Sprite bottle, yea, he really likes Sprite.
"Alright...Syndra, why are you going around with Piltover's top wanted kid?"Zed asked. Syndra took his hand into hers, lead him to the couch and said:
"Well...this is a looooooooong story..."
5 minutes later...
Andrew finished the bottle and was currently talking with an ant which somehow found it's tiny way to his purple gloved hand.
"Tell me little creature, do you know what are Syndra and Zed talking about?"
"YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF?! ! ?!$# $!?"Zed shouted from the house making the tiny ant run away. Andrew sighed, looked at his trusty dog and said:
"Holmes, with your kind love is simple, is like 'We're gonna fuck or what?'. This is why dogs are better then humans."
"YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF?!WHY?!"Zed asked as he looked daggers at Syndra.
"Because you were under Ahri's charming spell which made you...which made you...which made you kiss Akali, right in front of me, I couldn't take it anymore and I would've died, if not for my Joker, Andrew."Syndra said as she looked at the floor. Zed sighed and pulled her close.
"Listen, I want you to know that I regret everything I did while I was charmed, even if I don't remember anything but if anything that I did hurt you in a way, then..I just can't tell how much I regret this..."
"I know you regret it, and I forgive you."Syndra said before the two shared a short kiss.
"Speaking of which...hod did you broke the spell?"
"Oh, Andrew did it."
"Really?The Joker did it?How?"
"Well...we first paid a visit to Akali and Shen which ended with Andrew burning them alive, then we killed Ahri."
"You two killed Akali and Shen?"
"Yes..."
"...Alright, he may have killed my sworn enemies but I still don't trust him, he mutilated you."
"He did, but because I've insulted his mother and I found out that his mother died when he was only 5 but that is another story..what I want say is that Andrew may be an antisocial, insane, weird, freaky, psychopath and anarchist kid, but he is my antisocial, insane, weird, freaky, psychopath and anarchist kid, he is my Joker."
Zed sighed and after planting another short kiss on Syndra's beautiful lips he said:
"If this Joker did everything you said, and if he stopped you from killing yourself then I will try to get used with him, for now, it is just you, and me..."
The couple spent the next minutes spooning on the couch until a very familiar voice broke the cute moment.
"Well fuck me with a gay raccoon if you two aren't so cute together, really now, you make a mess out of this young Joker's heart."Andrew said as he sat on the couch. "Now let me brief you two with what the fuck are we going to do tonight!"Andrew continued as he searched his pockets.
"Do you really have to curse?"Zed asked.
"Yup!Now here's the motherfuckers!"Andrew said as he pulled out a picture of a summoner and tossed it on the table.
"Now guess who is this asshole!"
"I know him, he is one of the best summoners alive, Summoner Jay."Syndra said as she studied the picture.
"I've heard that he is together with Fiora."Zed said.
"Yea?Well l've heard that he is the leader of the ones who want us dead and we are going to strike first!"Andrew said as he stabbed the picture.
"So let me guess...we are going to sneak in his house and take him out quietly while we are careful to leave as much evidence as possible."Zed said in his serious tone.
"What, you mean you want us to go all sneaky like?"
"Exactly Joker."
"Man get the fuck outta ma face with that shit!"Andrew said which made Syndra chuckle while Zed rolled his eyes. It was the perfect time for Andrew to explain his super mega secret plan!
"I've also heard that he is throwing a party to celebrate his new...glorious position as a Challenger Tier Summoner!Applause for him please..We are going to go there, beat the living shit out of whoever tries to stop us then we are going to kill mister Jay and Fiora if she tries some stupid shit, then we are going to go back home, you two do whatever couples do to celebrate a victory while I go home, drink some Sprite and sleep. Any questions?"
"Yea, how are we going to get in, we haven't even been invited."Syndra said.
"Oh please, do you really think we need an invitation?"
"What about the guards?"Zed asked.
"Fuck'em. Now if you Zed boy would be so cute and put some damn clothes on so that I won't have to talk to an almost naked dude?"
"I don't mind him..."Syndra said as she wrapped her arms around Zed and planting another kiss on her loiver's lips. Andrew sighed and said:
"Zed get dressed and be ready to follow me, we are going to my place and prepare some stuff which will aid us in the future. Cya nerds!"
Andrew exited the house leaving the two love birds do their stuff, after all they needed this, they've earned this. Picking his dog which somehow found it's way wherever Andrew went, he headed down the path, humming to himself. This was his favorite part of the day, he was going to build bombs!
Caitlyn stared at the tall man which stood at Vi's side. The man's body was covered by a long leather coat buttoned to the last button, a fedora pulled over his eyes covered the other half of his face which wasn't covered by the tall collar. The man's hands were covered by black leather gloves, his lower limbs being covered by a pair of cargo pants and army boots. The man looked creepy from all points of view and Caitlyn wasn't in the mood for creepy people. She already had another creep free on the streets...
"Vi who is this person?"Caitlyn asked as she gestured towards the man.
"Someone who will help us against The Joker."Vi explained, for the first time in her carrier, on a serious tone. Caitlyn sighed and asked:
"Alright, who are you mister?"
The man chuckled a bit before he said:
"Oh young Caitlyn, you really don't know who I am?"
"No idea."
"Oh please young miss, haven't you heard about Doctor Pavel, you know, the one who you tried to capture long time ago because of his research?"
Caitlyn's eyes went wide in surprise as she finally recognized the man.
"Doctor Pavel...Y-You're supposed to be dead!The Joker.."
"Killed me."The man known as Doctor Pavel finished the sentence for Caitlyn before letting out another dark chuckle. The man started to walk around Caitlyn's office as he said:
"Indeed, he really attacked me but he decided that it would've be better to leave me and bleed to death as a payback for what I did to him..."
"You turned him into one of the most dangerous criminals in Piltover!"Caitlyn spat at him.
"I only selected him as a test subject for my prototype, nothing more then this..."
"Your prototype is stained from top to bottom with blood!"
"That would've been obvious, you see, I created those tentacles for military use mainly. Believe it or not, each tentacle has it's own brain which was once the brain of one of the most ruthless fighter these lands had ever seen."
"So you took 4 insane minds and glued them to a kid's mind?!"Vi finally shouted.
"They are not insane, the brains are from Ionia from an old cult which worships blood, war and other things like that which is completely against the Ionian standard. This is why you haven't heard of him, even the Noxus berzekers pale when compared to the berzekers of that order..They are the perfect fighting machines.."
"Oh yea?And how is this cult called?"Vi asked as she crossed her arms and leaned against the wall.
"The cult is known under many names and as the time past, the names were lost in history while it's members were being hunt down by Ionia but luckily, the elders finally gave a name to the cult, a universal name if you want...Chaos."
"Thanks for the history lesson Doc, now how do we stop him?"
"Going straight at him would be risky, no, it would be almost suicidal, giving the nature of the tentacles, our Joker is almost impossible to defeat in hand to hand combat. However, we have the strength in numbers so the plan is simple, we group and we attack, but, one condition, after we defeat The Joker and his dogs, the prototype will be returned to me and I will make it better with full support from Piltover's officials. Agreed?"
"...Agreed."Caitlyn said as she shock the doctor's gloved hand.
Andrew placed the final stick of dynamite in his backpack and loaded his pistol. He glanced at his trusty companion and said:
"Not tonight Holmes, you stay home, we wouldn't want you get hurt."
He exited his hideout and took a deep breath. The smell of the night was always pleasant but the thing which made it even more enjoyable was the smell of blood mixed with the fresh air of the night. The night was always the time in which he found peace, back in Piltover he could've been found sitting on the clock tower at night but the only thing which disturbed the quiet and peace were the constant voices in his head:
"Why aren't we killing yet?WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?!"
"BLOOD!I CRAVE FOR THE TASTE OF BLOOD!"
"WHY ARE WE OUT HERE, WHEN WE COULD BE IN THE THICK OF SLAUGHTER!"
"Ah shut up, we are getting to all the killing business in no time, we just need to find-"
"ENEMIES!WE NEED ENEMIES!"
"...Blood for the Blood God...Blood for the Blood God...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, YARGH!"
Andrew sighed and headed towards the meeting place and by that I mean the church. Syndra and Zed were already on the old building's roof top when Andrew appeared, being ready to brief them with their mission and how it was going to happen.
"Okay, the plan is simple, we get in, kill this Jay, kill that Fiora if she tries something stupid, blow that shit up, go home, have dinner, you two may have optional sex, then sleep. Questions?"
"No."
'No."
"Okay!Lock'em and load'em ladies is go time!"
The building in which this fancy ass party was held was of course a pretty big and expensive building!Big windows, expensive doors, expensive windows, expensive lights, even the dust from under the carpets was expensive!
The party was already in process when the trio arrived but that wasn't a problem. The plan was simple, Andrew was going to take out their alarms while Syndra and Zed were going to take care of the main gate's guards.
It was all..part of the plan...
"I'm sorry but you two are not on the list."The guard said as he looked at Zed and Syndra then back at his list. Syndra did nothing to hide the grin on her face while Zed's grin was hidden by his mask.
"So we haven't been invited?That's just impolite."Zed said.
"Indeed...hmmmm..I know!How about we go in and have a talk with summoner Jay?"Syndra said. The guard tried to say something but he was cut off when Syndra snapped her fingers and his head was replaced by a dark sphere, splashing blood and brain tissue all over his partner who was now trying to say something but every word was stuck in his throat.
"Hmm, what's the matter?You look pale.."Syndra said looking at the living guard, her grin never leading her face.
"Indeed...How about you take a nap?"Zed said then in a second, the guard's neck was sliced by a shadow clone, his body falling hitting the ground with a loud thud as his blood flowed freely. Zed stepped over the dead guardians and opened the gate as he said:
"After you."
The guard responsible for surveillance spat his coffee over all the screens at the sight of his dead comrades. He wiped his mouth and was about to smash the alarm button but was cut off by a sickening sound of bone snapping followed by his own screams of pain.
"Awwww don't be such a baby..."Andrew said as the tentacle snapped the poor man's arm in two making him let out another scream of agony. To make him shut up Andrew shoved the arm down the guy's throat, letting him choke on his own blood, flesh and bones.
"Bones grow back!"Andrew said as he took out all the alarms, yea, holding the main power source in one room isn't effective...
The man finally gave his last breath and Andrew was done planting the last bomb. He looked at the bloodied body then back at his tentacles:
"No they don't!"
The trio was quickly reunited and they were now headed for their main target, the nice and lovely party which was going to be turned into a nice and lovely blood bath.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"A guard shouted as 3 more came from behind him in a pathetic attempt to try and stop Andrew.
"Fuck off."Andrew said flatly as the tentacles grabbed the men and tossed them around the hallway or out the windows.
As expected the entrance to the main hall in which the party was held was heavily guarded. Really, there was a line of guards with their shields and spears at the ready.
However...
"Surrender!"A guard shouted.
"And why should we do this?"Andrew asked as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Because we have an army!"
"Oh yea?Well we have a Syndra!"Andrew shouted. In the next seconds all the soldiers were sent flying through the door by a wave of dark energy making everyone present cancel their activities and look back at the entrance through which Andrew, Syndra and Zed entered the huge hall.
A guest angrily approached Andrew before a few bullets from Andrew's pistol put him to the ground while Andrew continued to spray the crowd and the big crystal chandelier making a rain of sharp debris fall over the screaming crowd.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen!"Andrew said as he started to raise on his tentacles until he was a few feet above the crowd. "We're tonight's entertainment!And I only have one question...Where, is, summoner Jay?"Andrew continued as he descended until he was at the same level with everyone then he started to search the crowd with his eyes, asking random people about that summoner.
"Do you know where Jay is?Do you know who he is?"Andrew asked the crowd.
"Is this his plan, just go around and ask random people about the target?"Zed asked as he moved around the circle which the scared crowd made around them.
"His methods maybe weird, by they sure pay off so it's better if we sit and wait."Syndra said back to Zed as she picked up a champagne glass.
"Do you know where I can find Jay?I need to talk with him about something, just something little!Hmm?Nope..."Andrew said as he continued his questioning with 0 results, well, 0 wanted results.
"We're not intimated by thugs!"A guest said as he stepped forward. Andrew stopped in front of him, puzzled for a moment. However this didn't lasted for long because Andrew started to chuckle as he pulled out his pistol.
"Ladies and gentlemen, here we have our first volunteer, the one who is never intimated by thugs, we have our though guy!"Andrew said as he made all sorts of signs with his hands. He then stopped abruptly and pushed the pistol into the man's chest.
"Well then mister faggot, I see you want to play hero so go on!"Andrew said as he forced the man took the pistol in his hands. He then placed the barrel between his eyes and said:
"It's fucking easy man, just fucking pull the fucking trigger!"
The man's face changed from one of confidence and anger into one of fear and confusion and Andrew could feel the man's hands tremble.
"W-What do you want from me man?"The man asked as he looked panicked around the room.
"Now come on man, shoot me!"Andrew said as he stared right into the man's eyes.
"W-What?!N-No!"
"Shoot me motherfucker let's go!"
"N-NO!"
"SHOOT ME MOTHERFUCKER COME ON!"Andrew shouted, his voice echoing through the hall. The man simply trembled while Andrew rolled his eyes and yanked the pistol out of the man's hands and pulled him into a side hug as he pushed the pistol into the man's chin.
"Oh man, I've never seen a bigger bunch of pussies in my life!...Hey listen faggot, I understand that there are cute girls around here and that you want to play hero, but you forgot on thing, all heroes that I know were K.I.A..."
"C-Come on man, what you want?!"The man said before Andrew pulled the trigger, spreading the man's brains across half his face as he left the man's body fall down.
"Enough!"A voice shouted from the crowd. The trio turned to face the source of the noise and there they were, summoner Jay and Fiora, with her sword at the ready. Syndra gathered her spheres around her, Zed had his wrist blade at the ready and Andrew wiped the long hair from his face as he advanced towards the two.
"Well, well, well, looks like mister faggot and his whore finally decided to join us!"Andrew said as he loaded his pistol.
"Who are you calling a whore you filthy peasant?!"Fiora sneered as she pointed the blade at Andrew.
"I think he is calling you a whore."Syndra said her grin always there while Zed chuckled darkly.
"You three worms, you dare come here, to fuck with me, in my own house, at my own party?!YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME HERE, INSULT ME AND MY HOUSE AND WALK AWAY?!"Summoner Jay shouted.
"Well, yea!"Andrew said before he erupted into a fifth of insane laughter.
"What are you going to do to stop us?"Syndra asked as she crossed her arms above her ample blossom.
"I am going to make an example out of you, I am going to feed you to the dogs!"Fiora said. Andrew finished chuckling, his tentacles instantly locking into combat stance as he spread his arms in a 'come at me' fashion as he shouted:
"Well in that case...COME ON, YOU FUCKING CUNTS!"
A.N
Okaaaaaaaaay, first off I say fuck the high school and second, yea we are almost finished, just 3 more chapters!
Review, fav and follow and sorry for the long wait but, the school started...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!