Author's Note: Think about Kakashi having the same age as them [Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke.] And Deidara and Sasori lived in the Konoha. Also, another one, Obito and Rin lived, and in another team instead.
Pairing: EveryonexSakura.
Genre: AU, Humor, Non-Massacre.
Disclaimer: The massacre didn't happen, but the Akatsuki is alive in here. So, yeah. I do not own Naruto at all. All rights for Kishimoto for such an amazing manga. Within this 15 years, Kishi-sensei just made our life a bit too joyful and unforgettable. Thank you.
"God, they are late. Like always." Haruno Sakura cross her arms around her chest with a frown forming her lips. Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Deidara are waiting for the other three to show up, Akasuna no Sasori, Hatake Kakashi, and Uchiha Itachi.
She begun to fidget around the ground as they all seated in the floor with Naruto whining about getting up too early, Sasuke being grumpy about the time meeting, and Deidara… being Deidara, blowing things to distract himself.
It's always been like that. Ever since Team 7 was put on the care of the three Jounins, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi.
Kakashi couldn't, along with Sasuke and Sakura, that they have three talented Jounin to train, take care of them, and follow them around for their missions.
Sakura was the only girl in the team, she was hoping Deidara was a girl when they first met, but it turns out to be a guy in a girly aura. Itachi, Sasuke's big brother, was the opposite of Sasuke. Like really opposite.
"Argh! I hate this!" She scream out of frustration when another hour passed. Deidara stopped whatever he was doing and stare at Sakura like he don't understand her at all. And quite to his surprise, he does.
"Don't get frustrated, un." Deidara tried to calm her down for at least ten minutes now. But to Deidara's dismay, Sakura grew to became more and more angry.
Kakashi arrived after 30 minutes of Deidara's torture around the pink girl. He raised a brow as he see Sasuke watching Deidara and Sakura, bickering or whatever, and Naruto sleeping in the ground with a drool on the corner of his lips. What a team he had joined in.
"Yo," He greeted, getting Sasuke and the two to look at him. "Sorry, there's an old lady who got lost and I saw her with Obito and-"
"-Liar!" Deidara and Sakura scream out of agony to him, cutting him off.
"How dare you to be late again, Kakashi! I never knew you would be like that!" Sakura shouted in anger, lifting her fist in the air as she shows to her teammates that she was upset.
Kakashi look at his girl mates with a straight face, examining her expression as he thought, 'Uh.. She hasn't change at all.'
"Anyway," Deidara interrupt them with his loud and clear voice, not forgetting sending Naruto a little 'bomb' over there, "Since that Uchiha-teme and Danna hasn't show up yet… I guess we could start off."
"Hn," Sasuke shortly answer and stand up from sitting an hour or two. "I agree with him."
"Alright then, un." Deidara held up his fist with excitement. "Team 7 would be the badass team ever!" He laugh with full enthusiastic.
Sakura and Naruto just smiled proudly at their happy sensei and they run off to the training ground.
In the middle of their training, Itachi arrive full of dangos bags in his hands with a calm and straight expression. "Oh, you guys are starting already?"
"What is that mean?!" Naruto and Sakura shouts in anger, pointing at their Uchiha sensei. "How can you be so late!? This is not so you, Itachi-sensei!" Naruto added, anger flowing in his body.
Itachi's expression soften and suddenly he let out a soft giggles, extending his hand to let his hand to fell down on Sakura's head. "Didn't Deidara pass down the message that the time of our meeting would be around afternoon?" With that sincere smile, Sakura abruptly snap her head and glare at the blonde teacher of theirs.
Deidara's expressions shows that he didn't receive it at all. He questions Itachi about it and asked everything about the messages.
Itachi, with a sigh escaping his lips, he speaks, deadpan, "I asked our delivery bird to deliver a message to you before the sun rose."
"I was out already in my room when the sun rose, un!" Deidara reason with such a loud tone, running his hand through his sided bang, he sigh, "I should've stayed or you guys could've send it last night."
"Sasori was out in the village." Itachi simply inquire, receiving a glare from the blonde sensei. Itachi let go of Sakura's head and bring out dangos for everyone, avoiding everything that Deidara threw to him, a tantrum, of course.
"You teme!" Deidara scream in terror for such a thing. When finally, ten minutes after, Deidara calm down on his will and sit down besides Naruto, looking at the other blonde with such a look. "You, Kyuubi, suggest something to do."
"Hm…" Naruto's eyes wander around, as if he can see the answer within the sight he is seeing. "Ah!" Eureka! He finally got one after waiting for at least a minute, "Sakura-chan!" All eyes landed on the pink girl, who was standing quietly on the side. "Let's go on a date!"
Sakura's eyes twitch and she form a force smile, oh so force indeed, and shakes her head violently, holding her fist up with anger along her tone, "Hell no!"
With that, saying that they wouldn't do anything since their other sensei is out of the village, Sakura took her leave with her mouth huffing, trailing her feet with a stomp of her foot.
"That girl," Itachi would like to continue his sentence but he can feel all the eyes glaring at him, or sending him death glares. "Nevermind." He finish off with a deadpan.
The thing about this team, they have favoritism, and they just found that out because of Team 8, Kurenai's team.
Sakura mention about liking Sasori because of his calm and refreshing attitude, even though Itachi and Sasuke usually have those traits, they got beaten by Sasori just by not caring a thing in the world.
Of course, knowing that news, everyone got a full shocked and want Sakura's eyes to them… Not to a red haired with a puppet body. Creepy.
"Geez, that Danna have all the attention." Deidara utter as they all walk down the village, settling down to grab a quick snack in the ramen shop (Naruto suggested that.)
"Hn, that jerk wouldn't have the spotlight that long." Itachi mutter a bit unlikely to him. Shocking the others, even himself at his words, "Ahem," He cough, embarrass at what he had said, "Sakura-san would definitely like me way better than that wood boy."
"Hmpf, it's like you knew Sakura for a very long time." Sasuke retort with a smirk forming his lips, crossing his arms as he look up to match his older brother's glareful eyes. "Sakura likes me."
"Oh yeah?" It was Naruto's turn, with a smirk on his lips, his blue eyes glow in excitement, "Sakura-chan rejected me but even though she did that, she still stuck to me."
"Oh…" Kakashi mouthed, looking at them and urging himself to speak but then he remember, "Sakura did told me about liking how powerful I was."
"Say what?!" Everyone shout in surprise as Kakashi joined their argument.
Itachi knew Kakashi is smirking beneath those mask, "It ticks me off how I can tell that you are smirking beneath those mask." Itachi deadpan.
As the 5 of them kept on bickering, even passing by the ramen shop, not noticing it, Sasori returned and was planning to greet them but he stop when he sense their chakra overflowing, surrounding them with a mix of black aura.
"What the heck is going on…?" He mutter as he follow the five, hoping to see the pink girl, by chance.
A/N; Sorry, this is so crappy. I know I know. I need more detail. Yes, English is not my native. So forgive me for such a crappy chapter. I'm leaving this off. This'll be a chapter story! Is it short? :c
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