Earlier…

Hawkeye sat on a bench in the middle of Ponyville, examining his quiver. It was the most reliable there was, though there was something wrong with it: it didn't regenerate arrows. It was always Hawkeye's dream to have a quiver with unlimited arrows, but it seemed, even in magical pony land, that was not the case. He had exactly 62 arrows left, and he'd have to make the best of them.

After he put his quiver back on, he spotted the showmare from the other day, with the rather hilarious getup. He decided to investigate.

"Hey, Trixie was it?" he said.

The mare turned to face him. "Yes, it is the Great and Powerful Trixie you are addressing." She said. "And you are?"

"Hawkeye. You might remember me from the other day." He replied.

Trixie tapped her chin. "Ah! Yes, the archer who showed up after the fight was done." She said.

Hawkeye scratched the back of his head. "Yeah…hehe. Not my finest moment." He said. "Anyways, what are you doing here?"

"Well, during Trixie's glorious battle against Twilight Sparkle…it seems that Trixie's cart was destroyed by Spike." She said. "So, Trixie shall be staying in Ponyville until she is able to move on."

"Cool." Hawkeye replied. "I'm stuck in this dimension until I can find my way home."

"Ah." Trixie replied, not believing him. "Praytell, what is this 'home dimension' of yours like?"

"Well, instead of ponies, it's dominated my humans, and also we're 20 years ahead in the tech department." He replied.

"…right." Trixie said.

"You didn't believe a word I said did you?" Hawkeye replied. Trixie shook her head no. Hawkeye sighed. "I guess that's to be expected, but I don't care."

"Why not?" Trixie asked.

"It doesn't really matter whether people believe me or not. I'll get home soon enough." He replied. "I'm confident somehow, someway, I'll find myself home again."

"Well, that's a positive thought." Trixie acknowledged, still not fully believing him. Their conversation was cut short by the ground shaking rapidly. "What's going on?" Trixie shakily asked nobody specific.

"OUTTA MY WAY!" An obnoxious voice shouted. Hawkeye and Trixie lunged out of the way as what appeared to be a one-pony stampede charged through where they were standing a second ago.

"What in the name of Celestia was THAT!?" Trixie cried.

"Oh no…" Hawkeye said. "Oh no no NO!"

"What is it?" Trixie asked, but Hawkeye was already pursuing the giant creature. Trixie followed and the next thing she saw was the titanic stallion tossed into the air via magic. Twilight Sparkle dashed out of a hole in her library to face the giant foe and magically levitated a small army of construction materials and made a makeshift cage around him.

The huge stallion let out a bellow of laughter when the cage was completed. "Don't you know who I am!?" he shouted.

"Wait for it…" Hawkeye muttered.

"I'm the JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" He answered himself. Juggernaut busted through the cage with ease and charged at the purple student. Twilight yiped and teleported away, causing Juggernaut to come to a skidding halt. The titanic stallion looked around for his target, not even noticing an explosive arrow attach itself to the back of his helmet until it detonated.

Juggernaut barely flinched at the explosion. He reared his ugly head to glare at Hawkeye, who was now on a nearby roof. The one-pony stampede began to charge at the archer, but quickly stopped. He found himself in a vast desert with nothing but sand as far as the eye could see.

"What the hell?" Juggernaut thought aloud. He was so entranced that he didn't detect a huge girder being levitated above his head and dropped on it full force. Upon impact, Juggernaut found himself in Ponyville again. He heard laughing, and turned to see Trixie cackling away beside Hawkeye and Twilight. Hawkeye had 5 arrows aimed at the giant's head while Twilight's horn was glowing brightly. Juggernaut snorted before barreling towards them.

Meanwhile… Rainbow Dash stared worriedly at the airborne unicorn outside her window. "Who the hell are you?" she asked.

"You can call me the Green Goblin." The unicorn replied. "and you are DEAD." The Goblin threw the small metal balls, which were orange and began to emit green gas. Rainbow Dash ran back into her house, bursting out the door as the bombs exploded. Rainbow Dash landed on her face before getting up and running away. Of all the times for Cap NOT to be here… she thought.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" The Goblin laughed as he chased after her. Rainbow looked back to see that Goblin was right behind her, yet noticed that only the turbines on the bottom of his glider were active. She then looked down and saw nothing but the long way down.

Oh crap.. she thought before gravity took effect. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" the chromatic pegasus screamed as Green Goblin just cackled.

Meanwhile… Fluttershy slammed the door shut and boarded it up at lightning speed. The demonic pegasus outside just giggled easily, skittering over to the door.

He tapped the door with his hoof. "Little pig, little pig! Let me come in!" he said. Fluttershy refused.

"Not by the hair on your chinny chin chin?" the monster asked mockingly. "Then I'll huff…" his hoof turned into an axe. "…and I'll puff…" he raised his weapon. "…and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN!" The demon slammed his axe into the door once, twice, three times, four times each one earning a scream of terror from the terrified pegasus indoors.

After 5 strikes, the door gave way, and Fluttershy's tormentor looked her dead in the eye. "Heeeeeeere's CARNAGE!" He said. Fluttershy sped out the front door in a flash. Carnage casually sauntered out and spread his wings. "We're gonna have some fun." He said to himself.

Meanwhile… "Who in tarnation is that?" Applejack asked.

Venom growled. "An old acquaintance of mine. We both tried to kill the Spider a few times."

The pegasus began hovering, and his hooves crackled with electricity.

"Run." Venom said. Applejack obeyed as a lightning bolt struck where she originally stood.

"Ha ha ha!" The shocking pony yelled. "Yeah, run little ponies! Fell the wrath of ELECTRO!" Electro fired more lightning at the farm pony as she desperately tried to cobble together a plan to stop her new foe.

Meanwhile… "I still don't know what you have against me." Magneto said, getting up. "Dominant species are all the same."

"Excuse me?" Rarity asked, slightly offended, but unsure why.

"Wherever I go I'm considered dangerous for no apparent reason." Magneto explained.

"Well, I'm sure after thinking a bit you'll figure out why I believe you to be dangerous." Rarity huffed, turning away.

"C'mon, hold still." A voice muttered to itself.

"Why is he dangerous, sis?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Let him try and figure it out, then I'll tell you." Rarity said.

Magneto rolled his eyes. He glared at the marshmallow-coloured mare but he noticed a gleam atop a nearby hill. A more focused look revealed a pony holding a sniper rifle via magic. Magneto's eyes widened and he flicked his hoof. The gun's muzzle shot straight upward, redirecting the bullet just in time.

BANG!

"Dammit." The armed unicorn said, tossing his rifle to the side. "Looks like I'll have to carry out this job the old fashioned way."

"What in Equestria was that!?" Rarity asked.

"The Taskmaster." Magneto answered, lifting the villain up by levitating the weapons he had holstered. After plopping the unicorn down in front of him, Magneto asked "What are you doing here?"

Taskmaster lifted his head, showing an eerie green glowing under his mask. "The same thing you were. Serving the King." He said. "And he wants the Elements dead."

"Wh-wh-whaaa?" Rarity stammered.

Magneto hmphed. "Is that so?" he asked. "Well, I apologize but your 'King' is going to be quite disappointed."

"Quite the contrary, actually." In a flash, Taskmaster stabbed a syringe into Magneto's neck, injecting him with the contents. With the temporary distraction, Taskmaster tossed a knife at Rarity, who barely managed to get out of the way in time.

Taskmaster's knife flew back at him, pointed at his throat. "What was that!?" Magneto demanded, having recovered.

Taskmaster smirked before answering. "You'll find out in a second."

Magneto began to feel dizzy, losing his concentration and letting the knife drop. He stumbled around and fell to the ground.

"What was that? What did you do to him?" Rarity asked.

"Incredibly potent tranquilizer. Enough to floor a bear." Taskmaster explained. "The King plans on taking him back. As for you, however…" Taskmaster pulled out a sword. "…Nothing personal, but I've got my orders."

Meanwhile…"So, how long have you been making sweets?" Deadpool was trying (and failing) to flirt with the owner of the local confectionary, Bon Bon.

"Hmmm, pretty much since I got my Cutie Mark." The candy maker answered. "I was about…8 when that happened."

"Yeah, cool. Tell, me why do I have this epic logo on my ass?" Deadpool asked. His Cutie Mark was 2 katanas crossed together.

Bon Bon quirked an eyebrow. "Oh yeah, you're one of the offworlders aren't you?" she asked. "A Cutie Mark defines who a pony is. I guess your swords define you."

"Well, if you mean an epic ninja who uses EVERY weapon at his disposal, then yes. Yes it does." Deadpool joked, not even trying to be subtle.

Bon Bon smirked. "REAL clever, pal." She said.

"I try." The Merc replied.

"Hey Bon!" An aqua unicorn mare with a lyre Cutie Mark trotted up to the counter, smiling.

"Hey Lyra." Bon Bon said. "What have you been up to?"

"I've been looking for those newcomers but I haven't been able to find them!" Lyra explained. "I overheard them say something about humans earlier so I thought I'd ask them about it but they're nowhere I loo-" Lyra noticed Deadpool for the first time.

"Hey! You're one of the newcomers, right?" she asked.

"Yes I am!" Deadpool said.

Lyra's face lit up. "Were you human before!? PLEASE SAY YES!" she exclaimed, leaning in closer, getting right in Deadpool's face.

"Um…yes." He said.

Lyra started giggling like mad. Bon Bon groaned as her head hit the table she sat at as Lyra began her bombardment of questions. "Wheredidyoucomefrom?Howdidyougethere?Wereyourpeopleherebefore?Didyouhavehands?What'smagiclikewhereyoucomefrom?Whatkindofinventionsdoyouhave?Whoareyourrulers?Wha-"

"OH! Silly me! I have to go do…comedic things….away from you!" Deadpool interrupted the rambling mare. "Bye now!" the Merc disappeared and reappeared 15 feet away on the street. "Yeesh, that chick is nuts!"

'She appears to possess quite the fascination with humans.' A voice inside Deadpool's head declared with extreme taste and poise. A text box appeared that only he could see.

"Yeah, which makes you wonder. How did that come about in this place?" Deadpool asked the box.

'Maybe this is an alternate Earth that was destroyed by aliens who look like ponies!' A second text box appeared, this one with a much more obnoxious tone.

"Hmm…a sound theory, Yellow Box." Deadpool agreed.

Onlookers stared incredulously at the ninja unicorn talking to nothing.

"Hey, it could be!" Deadpool said before pausing and listening.

"Now that was just rude." He replied.

A tan earth pony stallion with an hourglass Cutie Mark wearing a bowtie cautiously approached the delusional unicorn. "Are you alright there?" he asked, a distinct cockney accent in his voice.

Deadpool turned to the onlooker. "Yeah, I'm just talking to my text boxes." He said before turning his head opposite the side it was facing before. "Now you don't need to go overboard. Hey! Maybe she got turned into a pony like us but only got the faintest glimpse of her being a human and she thinks it was something bigger!"

"Who are you talking about?" The stallion asked.

"That aqua unicorn whatshername." Deadpool explained.

"You mean Lyra?" The onlooker suggested.

"Yeah! THAT was her name!" Deadpool said. "Crazy mare, huh?"

"Now, now. She just has an incredibly potent fascination with humans." The pedestrian explained. "My name's Doctor Whooves, by the way."

"Nice to meet ya, Doc." Deadpool said. "I'm Deadpool, or 'The Merc with a Mouth' if you prefer."

"Right." Doctor Whooves said. "I take it you're new around here?"

"Yep!" Deadpool replied. "Just moved from my home dimension yesterday and I'm already settling in beautifully!"

"Home dimension?" The Doctor asked. Before Deadpool could answer, the sounds of explosions and gunfire interrupted their conversation.

"Hooboy, looks like another villain got dragged over." Deadpool unsheathed his swords via magic and teleported away.

"Wait, WHAT!?" Doctor Whooves asked before frantically looking around before following the sounds.

Elsewhere… Trixie's horn glowed brightly and Juggernaut stopped dead in his tracks once again, staring upward. Hawkeye and Twilight looked puzzled as the shocked earth pony stared at thin air.

In Juggernaut's eyes, however, a huge and fearsome dragon had just landed in front of him. He began backing up slowly as the dragon roared at him. His backing away became frantic as the dragon began advancing.

Trixie smirked at Juggernaut's terrified expression. "What's going on, Trixie?" Twilight asked the showmare.

"Just one of Trixie's many talents." She answered. "Trixie wouldn't be such a successful magician if she didn't know her way around an illusion spell. They're her specialty!"

"Thanks for the information!" Juggernaut said.

"You're wel-" Trixie began, Juggernaut now smirking evilly at her. "Curse Trixie's big mouth." She muttered.

"Get ready!" Hawkeye fired another arrow which Juggernaut dodged. Twilight shot a powerful blast of magic which managed to knock the titanic stallion on his ass. Trixie's horn flared up again and Juggernaut found himself against a humongous swarm of thousands of hornets, all buzzing loudly and blocking out all sound.

Just an illusion man, just an illusion. He told himself. Juggernaut charged wildly, hoping in vain that he would hit his target, but just ended up causing mass mayhem, smashing everything in his path.

"We gotta stop him!" Twilight said. "In this illusion-induced frenzy he'll destroy all of Ponyville!"

"Right." Trixie dropped the illusion and Juggernaut skidded to a halt as the world returned to normal. "Wha?" he muttered.

Twilight levitated Juggernaut into the air and threw him away from the town and towards the Everfree forest. The unicorn then teleported her, Trixie, and Hawkeye to the edge of town.

"Y'know, I get that we're trying to get him out of Ponyville, but did you have to teleport us too?" Hawkeye asked nervously.

"I have a plan." Twilight said. "Get an arrow ready."

"Ok…" Hawkeye lowered an arrow into his bow.

"Trixie, we need to charge his arrow with magic. Help me with this." Twilight instructed, lowering her horn to the aforementioned projectile. Soon enough, her horn began sparking, and the arrow glowed purple.

"Oh! I'm on it." Trixie lowered her horn and the arrow began glowing bright blue as well as purple. Hawkeye grinned.

Juggernaut crash-landed right behind the trio, screaming all the way. The unstoppable creature got up hastily, shaking the dirt off him and glared at his adversaries with pure anger. "Ok, now I'm MAD! It's high time I squashed you like the BUGS that you are!"

"FIRE!" Hawkeye shot his magically charged arrow at the crimson colt and the arrow exploded right in Juggernaut's face in a spectacular flash of blue and purple. The 3 unicorns shielded their eyes from the magnificent explosion. When the light faded, Juggernaut stood stock-straight, coughing up a single puff of smoke before toppling over.

"HA! No over-muscled cretin can best the Great and Powerful Trixie!" The illusionist gloated.

Twilight just rolled her eyes, calmly trotting over to Juggernaut's unconscious form.

"Hey, what about the…Hugely Awesome Hawkeye?..." Hawkeye began. "No, that's no good. The others have the Spectacular Spider-Man, the Incredible Hulk, the Invincible Iron Man, and even the Uncanny X-Men, but I don't get ANY adjective in my name."

"I'm sure you'll figure something out." Trixie said, giggling.

Twilight ignored them and focused her magic. A bright light engulfed Juggernaut as his corruption was purged.

"Hu-uh? Wazza? Wha?" Juggernaut stammered as he woke up, his eyes back to normal, yet widening as he remembered what happened. "Heh, that was a weird dream." He chuckled, looking down at his hooves, his face falling. "Oh."

Elsewhere…Rainbow Dash fell to the ground as the Green Goblin watched with glee from his glider. She flailed her legs rapidly and flapped her good wing in panic. She closed her eyes, about to accept her fate, when she felt something scoop her up and whisk her away.

"Hey, need a lift?" a voice said. Rainbow opened her eyes to see a yellow pegasus mare with a red and yellow mane resembling a flame. She wore a blue bodysuit adorned with lightning bolts and goggles.

"Spitfire!" Rainbow Dash acknowledged. Spitfire dropped Rainbow Dash on a nearby cloud before landing herself. "What are you doing here?" Rainbow asked.

"The Wonderbolts and I heard about your wing so we came to give our condolences." Spitfire explained. "You didn't just try and fly, did you?"

"No, actually I was being chased by-" Rainbow stopped mid-sentence.

"What?" Spitfire asked.

"WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!" Rainbow shouted as the Goblin lowered his glider to make himself visible.

"Ha ha! Good! I get a new plaything!" The crazed unicorn cackled. Goblin tossed 2 more bombs causing Spitfire to grab Rainbow Dash and fly away.

"Who was that guy?" Spitfire asked.

"He calls himself the Green Goblin." Rainbow Dash explained. "I don't know why he's trying to kill me-AH!"

A bladed object whizzed by, taking some of Dash's mane with it. Spitfire looked back to see Goblin levitating 3 small round objects with blades protruding out like wings. The bladed weapons shot at the fleeing pegasi at breakneck speeds, Spitfire just barely managing to avoid being sliced apart.

"Stay STILL!" Green Goblin shouted, pulling out more bombs and blades and chucking them at his adversaries.

"What's this guy's deal?" Spitfire shouted.

"The Element of Loyalty must die! THAT'S my 'deal'" The psychotic supervillain's glider shifted to reveal 2 twin-mounted turrets on the bottom.

"Oh Celestia…LOOK OUT!" Rainbow Dash tried to warn her savior, but the turrets began spraying bullets everywhere.

"GRAH!" One of the bullets hit Spitfire's leg. The Wonderbolt's blood started staining the clouds as she began to lose altitude.

"Sorry, Dash. I gotta land or I'm gonna bleed out!" Spitfire landed on a nearby cloud, letting Rainbow Dash go while nursing her wound.

"Not what I was going for, but I'll take it." Green Goblin floated down on his glider dramatically, wearing a sinister grin on his face. "In return for being so cooperative, I'll just kill you quickly."

The glider shifted once more, unveiling a missile launcher on the bottom. The pegasi's eyes widened. "Happy trails." Goblin taunted, firing the rocket.

Rainbow Dash and Spitfire prepared to meet their doom when an imposing figure threw itself in front of them, shielding them from the explosive projectile.

"WHAT!?" Green Goblin shouted.

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes to see Captain America hovering in front of her, shield raised.

"There's only one way to deal with a maniac like you." The patriotic avenger told his crazed adversary.

Goblin grumbled. "I guess there's a price for being theatric…no matter. I have MORE THAN ENOUGH to deal with you." He tossed some Razor Bats, which Cap easily blocked.

"Just DIE ALREADY!" Goblin was getting incredibly annoyed. He tossed 2 more bombs in a haste. Cap floated upwards, and kicked the bombs back into Goblin's face.

"Uh-oh." Was all the green unicorn could say before his explosives detonated, sending him hurdling to the ground.

Goblin recollected himself, and summoned his glider to save him. He landed back on it, only to be whacked off it again by Cap. The insane unicorn landed with a sickening crack, some of his ribs giving way. I'm a UNICORN, DAMMIT! I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS BADLY!

"Are you ready to give up yet?" Cap floated down to meet Goblin, his forelegs crossed defiantly.

The crazed pony snarled. "NEVER!" he tried to summon his glider, but it just wouldn't come. "WHERE IS IT!?" Goblin turned, and his jaw dropped. Stainless Steel was standing over his glider, a wrench in his mouth, and the thrusters separate from the ensemble.

Goblin growled before a surprise blow from Captain America sent him to the floor.

The patriotic hero turned to the grey stallion. "Thanks for the help Mr…"

"Steel. Stainless Steel." The mechanic replied.

"Right. Thanks Mr. Steel." Cap said. "Now, let's get this psychopath restrained."

"AHEM!" Rainbow Dash called from above. "Wonderbolt critically injured here!"

"Right. Be right there." Cap replied, turning to Stainless Steel. "If he gets up, use that wrench of yours."

"Of course." Steel replied.

I DEEPLY apologize for my lateness in posting. There is NO EXCUSE on my part. Ah well, summer vacation and all that so…MORE FREE TIME FOR ME TO WRITE THIS!...Yeah. Until next time.