Okay! Well, usually I only write for Gravity Falls, but I just recently discovered this show on the internet, and decided to write a fanfic because DANG IT IS GOOD! Too bad it got cancelled :(. Anywho, so Zim decides to watch Disney movies to discover its secrets and why there are so many who are willing to do anything for it. I also haven't seen all the episodes yet, so constructive critisism is appreciated. Welp, here we go!
"GIR!" Zim called out to his not-so-effective robot. "GIRRRRR! WHERE ARE YOU?" He most certainly did not have time for this. The Tallest would be expecting a report from him any minute now, and he (unfortunately) needed Gir. Zim had installed a new chip into Gir's head that would no doubt help them on their mission, and he was ready to present his BRILLIANT plan. Zim began to look around everywhere for his robot slave, when he found him on the couch in front of the television. Gir was wearing a strange hat, with circular discs on it. Perhaps they were satellite discs.
"Gir! We have no time for-"
"But I just got to the good part!" Gir excaimed.
The alien turned his head towards the television and witnessed a HORRIBLE sight.
Let it go!
Let it go!
Can't hold it back anymore!
"NOOOOOOO!" Zim cried out in pain. "IT HURTS! IT HUURRRRTS! And to make it worse, Gir began to sing along. Zim ran over to the T.V. and quickly turned off, much to Gir's disappointment.
"Gir, what in the name of Irk was that?!"
"I'm having a Disney marathon!" the robot exclaimed as he waved his arms and started jumping up and down. "I made nachos!" He offered some to Zim, but he pushed them aside.
"Gir! I have a new plan and we can't delay! We must go down to the base AT ONCE! Wait," he paused, "What is this so-called 'Disney' that you speak of?"
"Disney makes all the stories and the songs! They even have CHURROS! CHURRRRROOOOOSSSS!"
"So...it is some kind of facility?" Zim was beginning to develop a new plan, perhaps even better than the last.
"Yeah, and they own nearly everything! A lot of companies, movies, shows, and devoted fans that will probably do anything for it! Oo! And TURKEY LEGS! TURRRRKEEEEYYYY LEEEEEEEGSSSS!" Gir began to dance around and sing that horid song again.
"STOP! GIR, I ORDER YOU TO STOOOOOP!"
Gir just stood still. "Okay!"
"This 'Disney' seems to have immense power... Enough power to control the mindless worm-babies of this filfthy planet!" Zim began to do his usual sinister laugh.
"But first, I must discover why it has earned the hyoomans' precious trust and loyalty. I must observe these movies and shows that it has produced. And then," Zim made an evil grin, "I WILL CREATE MY OWN DISNEY! AND ALL SHALL OBEY THE MIGHTY ZIM! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!"
"YAY! I'll get you some Mickey Ears!" Gir squeeled.
Zim stopped his moment of evil laughing and paused, very confused at Gir statement.
"...Mickey Ears?"