Hey guys! Sorry for not posting another chapter sooner, but nonetheless, here it is! Also, I brought tacos! *passes out tacos* Okay, so maybe you can't really pass out real tacos through fanfiction (IF ONLY!), but...you can pretend! IDK I'm just gonna get on with the story now! Enjoy the imaginary tacos!
Zim was wearing shades and a pair of Mickey Ears that Gir had brought him. They were both standing in line, outside of one of the dangerous security gates for the powerful Disneyland that would only let the humans with tickets through.
Zim scoffed.
"These puny little pig-smellies are far too styoopid to notice that ZIM has no ticket!" he cried out. Others would have turned their heads, but it was already so noisy and packed that nobody seemed to care. Then again, people besides Dib never seem to care no matter what.
"Woohoo!" Gir was squeeling and going all hyper. "We're going to DISNEYLAND!"
They were next to be sent through the security, but just before they were about to, a woman with a ridiculous smile stopped the man in front of them.
"Excuse me sir, but where are your passes?" she asked.
"Um...I...um..."
"YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO ENTER!" she shouted in a thunderous voice, with fire replacing her hair, and black eyes giving a death stare towards the human. He was quickly escorted away, and everyone seemed to go on, excited and smiling like nothing had happened at all.
The woman then turned back to normal, and looked at them, smiling.
"Welcome to Disneyland! May I please see your passes?" the evil demon-lady asked.
"I most certainly do have passes!" the alien lied dramatically. Zim quickly pulled out a not-very convincing Disneyland passport, and surprisingly enough, he was let through.
"Wait!" she stopped him.
"What is it now, hyooman? I have my pass, what else do you want?"
"I'm sorry, but pets aren't allowed here." she smiled.
"But this is my um..." Zim pulled out a sheet of paper, read it, and said slowly to say it right, "SER-VICE DOG!" and with that, Zim put a plain old vest on Gir.
"I'z gonna eat a churro!" he squeeled.
"Oh! Okay then! Enjoy your magical day at Disneyland!" she said, and FINALLY let Zim through.
"Now that we are in their headquarters, we shall search for any sources of power."
"Can I'z go on the Small World ride?" Gir asked.
"No Gir! We must-"
And with that, Gir began to cry VERY loudly.
"Alright! Fine! We shall go on this Small World' ride."
That's all for now! Man I am so cruel. :)