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Zim and Gir were standing in line for the ride, with Gir munching on a ton of churros (FYI: Disneyland churros are DA BEST! It's like food from heaven!), and Zim, who was rocking back and forth while clutching himself, his eye twitching.
"It's all so...so...happy." he said, that single word made him shudder. It was happy alright. Too happy for his likeness. It was almost as if the humans were being brainwashed with emotion.
"AHA! That's it! Brainwashing!" Zim smiled to himself. That just had to be the answer. Suddenly, the alien felt a tap on his shoulder.
"Who dare put their FILTHY finger on the shoulder of-"
"Excuse me!" spoke up a voice. Zim turned to see it was a female in the teenage years.
"What is it?" he asked in a demanding voice.
"Aren't you from that show on Nickelodeon about the green dog?" she asked, then spotting Gir.
"OHMYGOSHIT'STHATWEIRDDOGWHAT'S-HIS-NAMEILOVEYOUSOOOOOMUCH!" she screamed and immediately embraced the SIR unit, crushing his poor little robot body and slowly killing him. Zim decided to take action and grab his precious robot back-not that he cared about Gir or anything, he was just a (somewhat) important part of his whole mission.
"Get your hands off of my dog, F-F-FILTHY HUMAN!" Zim spat. "ZIM is not from this so-called Nickelodeon of dirt and filth!" The teenage human began to get scared and upset. She quickly ran away, far from Zim. After that whole scene, they were finally going to get onto Small World. What horrors lay inside were yet to discover.
Zim and Gir got on the boat, and they went inside the Small World building. Music filled the air, and the poor Irken stared in horror at what he was going through.
It's a world of laughter,
A world of tears,
It's a world of hopes,
And a world of fears.
There's so much that we share,
that it's time we're aware:
It's a small world after all!
"NOOOOOOOOO! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!" Zim screamed as he writhed in agony. Gir just squeeled and sang along. But something more horrible even happened. Once they turned, they entered the area with the DOLLS.
They were making animatronic movements, synchronized to the music as they moved (From personal experience at Disneyland, just know that the animatronic people move in a behavior that's A LOT like the animatronics from Five Nights At Freddy's...during the day). The dolls were so terrifying. So much dancing, color, and music. Suddenly everything seemed to go in slow-motion, making it a lot more creepy. Zim started to go insane a little bit.
"THE DOLLS! THE DOLLS! THEY'RE CLOSING IN ON ME!" he screamed. Zim was so loud during the ride, it irritated everyone on the boat and the boats nearby-except for Gir, who was still singing.
"Mommy, the green guy is too loud and annoying!" whined a little boy.
"That screaming person is scaring me, daddy!" cried a little girl.
"It's okay, sweetie, that kid just has a special condition...I think."
Zim couldn't take it any longer. The music and the animatronics were all too much for an alien to take. He pulled out a dangerous Irken weapon, and blasted all of the animatronics he could see. Soon enough, the managers immediately stopped the ride. The faces of the robotic children were burned off, showing the metal inside. Flames could be seen all throughout the section they were at. The music had stopped, so all you could hear were the flames, the crying children, who were both sad and traumatized due to what had just happened, and Gir crying because the ride had stopped. One of the cast members for the park walked over, ready to help the visitors get out of the ride safely-and to get the person responsible for all the violence.
Zim grabbed Gir, who was still crying, and they ran away quickly out of the ride, and over to someplace far away from that area of the park. Once they were far enough, Zim stopped and looked around to make sure no one was following him. Once he saw that nobody was, he laughed.
"HA! NO ONE CAN CAPTURE ZIM!"
"Can we go on it again?" Gir asked with tears in his eyes.
"NO GIR! WE SHALL NEVER GO ON THAT HORRID RIDE AGAIN!" Zim shivered, remembering all of those robotic faces. Then he looked around.
"Say...where are we?"
Zim saw a sign that read: Tomorrowland. Hesitantly, he proceeded to walk into the area, with Gir following him.
