Grand Oak Academy.

The only place where you'll find a perverse blonde and a bluenette with his pride shoved too far up his arse giving each other piggy back rides through the halls among a sea of other students. The perverse blonde went by the name of Alois Trancy and happily rode on the back of his much shorter best friend Ciel Phantomhive; the one with his pride shoved too far up his arse. However, he apparently lost it somewhere in his body, thus him giving in to giving the blonde a ride to his first class. Under any other circumstance he would never do such a thing.

"Hey Ciel, are you going to the Spring Dance with Elizabeth?"

Ciel scoffed, "Spring Dance? Elizabeth? Who do you think you're talking to?"

Alois hopped off of Ciel's back as the bluenette stopped a few feet away from Alois' classroom door, "Don't be such a drag Ciel."

"At least I'm not dressing in drag."

Alois rolled his eyes and put his hands on his hips. "She is annoying but remember what happened last year? When you said you weren't going to go and she threw a fit in front of the whole entire lunch room?"

Ciel shuddered at the memory from his junior year. It still amazed and scared him how one girl could hold so many tears in one small body and let out such God-awful noises that can make anyone stop, stare, and wonder what the fuck was making that sort of noise.

"Fine. I'll ask if she doesn't ask first." Ciel huffed, handing Alois his bag. Alois waved to Ciel as he retreated to his classroom and the bluenette did the same. He was trying to figure out how to ask Elizabeth to the dance. He never asked anyone to the dance before because everyone always asked him first. Thus, him having terrible social skills.

Unless Alois was around, then he was a social butterfly. That explains why those two didn't have many classes together….

Ciel sat at his desk and looked to the seat at his left; where Elizabeth Ethel Cordelia Midford would sit. Ciel didn't see the point of having such a long name but it was expected. Grand Oak Academy was one of the best schools in London, England. It was a school for the painfully rich and beautiful-these and only these.

"So she's not here today." Ciel murmured to himself, a smirk on his lips. Now he wouldn't have to go to such a stupid dance. He could stay home with Alois and watch animals give birth on YouTube until three in the morning and then end up having some sort of pillow war.

"Sorry I'm late~!"

Ciel cringed. That voice. That damned high pitched voice that sometimes made him happy, other times made him want to cry, belonged to Elizabeth Ethel Cordelia Fucking Midford. She took a seat next to our melting bluenette and spared him a cheery morning 'Hi Ciel~!' and wave before pulling out a sparkly pen and notebook.

At least they didn't have to work in partners.

The Phantomhive boy waited and waited. He waited very patiently for the girl to excitedly ask no- tell him that they had to go to the Spring Dance together; it never came. She simply chatted on about everything else, never mentioning anything that had to do with dancing. Once class was dismissed, Ciel collected his things and as Elizabeth was packing up, he caught her attention, making sure to call her 'Lizzy' to avoid a nickname scolding and lecture.

"Lizzy," Ciel's task is processing, "Would you like to," Ciel's task is collecting, "Go to the Spring Dance with me?" Ciel's task is complete!

"Thank you for the offer Cielykins, but I've already got a date! He's really sweet, he asked me just yesterday after school!"

Ciel is processing words.

Ciel is collecting words.

Ciel is fucking confused.

"What?"

"Yep! Someone else asked me already, you don't mind right, Ciely? Maybe another time, it doesn't have to be a dance, you know!"

Ciel is processing words.

Ciel is collecting words.

Ciel is possibly jumping for joy, he can't really be sure.

"Alright then. I'll see you around."

Elizabeth disappeared from his line of view and a creepy smile made a home on his lips. Ciel walked out of the classroom slowly, swaying slightly. All his peers would spare a glance or two only to clear the path for a lazily walking child of Hell itself.

"Hey Ciel...whoa bro, what's with the smile?" Alois inquired once they met up outside the library. Ciel and smiles were never good things; anyone with common sense should know that.

"Elizabeth's got a date with someone else. I'll be able to keep my ears for a while longer." Ciel felt like he was walking on water, like he had reached Nirvana, like all his prayers had been answered.

Well, not all of them. He still wished his best friend would stop-

"ALOIS! THE LAWS OF PHANTOMHIVE SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT TO SQUEEZE MY ASS!"

"I'm sorry Ciely, but it's just so cute!"

Alois skipped a head and laughed at his friends shouts from behind. He was swallowed by the crowd of students rushing to their next class. His phone began to vibrate in his pocket and as he pulled it out and checked the caller ID, Alois immediately slipped into the boys bathroom.

Ciel was trying to find his best friend that had promptly squeezed him a bit too hard in hopes of punching the boy in the chest. It was impossible to protect any body parts when you're friends with that Trancy child.

Checking the bathroom, he found the boy on the phone, backside to the door. Ciel slipped in silently, ready to pounce, not really caring who was on the phone with.

"And what says I have to do said job?" A pause, someone else over the phone coughed and Ciel stopped. What type of job was Alois talking about? Alois never did shit! "Hmm...add a few zero's to that, then we'll talk." He hung up the phone and sent a quick message to someone before speaking. "Ciel, I know you're behind me. Stop trying already."

"What the fu- You little shit." Ciel sighed and followed Alois out of the bathroom. Whatever classes they had now they were surely late for. Ciel hated not being able to sneak up on Alois when he wanted; it was like the boy was some sort of ninja assassin!

"Who were you on the phone with?"

Alois shrugged, "Someone who has a job for me. They want to pay me like, twenty bucks to do some heavy lifting." He dug his hands in his pockets and retrieved a stick of gum.

Ciel narrowed his eyes at Alois, not sure if he was lying or not. "But you can hardly lift a gallon of milk, what heavy lifting can you possibly do?"

Alois only laughed, "I can lift a gallon of milk. I just choose not to so you can do it."

"You little shit."

Alois pinched Ciel's cheek and pulled on his face a bit, "Oh you know you love me."

Ciel swatted Alois hand away and rubbed his now pained face. "Psh, yeah right. Like I'd love a Blonde Satan. In your dreams."

Alois rolled his eyes and slung an arm around the shorter males shoulders. "So, it looks like you're going to the dance with me, huh?"

"I'm not going at all."

Alois let go of Ciel before pushing him up against the lockers rather forcefully and pinning him there. In the most demanding voice he could, he said, "Ciel Alexander Phantomhive, you are going to the Green Oak Academy Spring Dance next Friday and I, Alois Trancy will be your escort." Taking advantage of the bluenette's physical situation, Alois promptly licked Ciel' s cheek.

"Don't lick me you little shit." Ciel snapped. Alois chuckled, popped his gum, and released the shorter male from his death grip. Ciel rubbed the back of his head and frowned, "You could've been a lot more gentle you know."

The Blonde shrugged, "Sorry, I had to get my point across. And when it comes to you, it's not gonna work unless you use violence or sweets. I didn't have any sweets."

Ciel rolled his eyes and sighed, "Fine, but I'm going for the punch. Not you."

Oh hai again.

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Ciel likes calling Alois a little shit o-o xD thats so mean, I could've sworn that Alois was a little rainbow shit but ehhhhh

wahhh this is short :V it makes me upset. oh wheellll

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