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"it is my father..."
*yato gasped*
SHrek tilts his head to the side and looks up dramatically "his name was minatogre.. but i didnt know he was a father until a few years ago.."
"even though you both look aLIKE?" sasuke asked. his crush is so god damn stupid. but thats okay. because she still loves hi(s ogre dick)m.
"idk man i guess im just-" wipes tear. "..b-blinded by my own beauty"
"SHREK SAMA~! KYAAAA~" yato squeals as he rips off his pants. gOd DaMn iT. or should i say.. YATO damn it. haha. funny joke. sasuke is cool. well deserving of shrek's ogre dick.
"yato calm the fuck down" sasuke sighed. "continue Shrek-senpai."
"ok.." shrek wiped tears and yato cried waves of fEEELings. "my father is ded but he was loved by many girls. even 2day many girls are in love with him because he is fucking hot i mean he's fucking minatogre namikaze who wouldn't want a piece of that?"
"are you saying YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FATHER?!" YATO SCREAM. HE IS SCREAMING!
"NO! HECK NO!" shrek scream. shrek's face would turn red but his face his green. so no. that didn't happen.
"okay continuing... i want my fathers will to live on. and it will. because of me i am going to make sure his will lives forever."
"wills can live?" yato ask in sasukes ear. "where does it live? shrek's asshole?"
"shhh yato its not the time to ask these questions." sasuke groaned. "but im pretty sure. his asshole is big enough."
"How would you know that?"
"wink wonk;))"
"are you girls listening to me?" shrek questioned. SHREK WANTS PEOPLE TO LISTEN GOD DAMN IT.
"we are listening, yeesh..." sasuke rolled eyes. "so JUST how are you going to make your fathers will 'live' on? the way you worded it was very confusing man."
"how, you ask?" shrek raised his eyebrow. "I am going to become the next hOGREkage. Just like my father."
TO BE CONTINUED.