yato and sasuke stare at shrek in shock. they stare at him with their mouths open wider than sasuke ego
"omg wtf makes him think he gonna become the next hogrekage?" sasuke whisper in yato ear.
"he probably did the diddly darn with his o(gre)ld man" yato nods. yato is fucking smart nerds, yato thinks as he puts on his pimp glasses
"guys u know i can hear u right?" shrek muttered
"UHHHHHHHHH" yato IS PANICKING! HE CANT LET SHREK THINK HE IS A WEIRD 4932835943898 YEAR OLD GOD!
"i got this," sasuke says. he swings his hand over shrek and grins. "ur eyebrow is so strong shrek."
"haha..i know...the girls say that all the time..." shrek smiled.
"i dont know if i can believe you." sasuke narrows his eyes. "if ur eyebrow game is strong can it lift up 50 pounds"
"um"
"do you even lift?"
"GOD DAMN IT FUCK SASUKE STOP TRYNA BEDAZZLE SHREK'S NIPPLES!" YATO IS 420 BLAZING MAD
"oh my yato you KNEW?"
"ugh sasuke i thought we were pimps for life but dis whole time uve been tryna wink ur wonks with my OGRE well lemme tell u im done with ur shit!"
"I HAVENT EVEN TAKEN A SHIT!"
"THEN TAKE ONE!"
"FINE!" sasuke pulls his pants down and takes a shit. "YOU HAPPY?"
yato runs towards the down and glares at shrek and sasuke. "it's not ogre yet." and he slams the door in their faces
"u wanna continue where we left off?" sasuke ask with a bright sparkle in his sharingan.
"i aint nailing you with that shitty ass of yours" shrek says. "besides...u should run after him"
"what? shrek sama i dont understand..."
"leave, sasuke." shrek sighs and brings his face closer into sasuke's ear. he whispers, "this is my swamp."
TO BE CONTINUED