dedicated to wai happy birthday. I pray that shrek comes into ur room and sings happy birthday by Katy Perry.

an: THANK U FOR ALL U REVIEWS. I am so happy. Shrek is my sunshine and the reason why I breathe, poop, eat, and live. He is my everything. He is my e. He is my v. He is my e. He is my r. He is my y. He is my t. He is my h. He is my i. He is my n. He is my g. EVERYTHING! That is Shrek.

I will not accept any hate about this story because I simply cannot understand why people wouldn't like him. Green is the color of forgiveness and love and mucus. Those three things have something in common. You know what it is? Shrek. Shrek it up.

SOrry for this long authors note (but not as long as shreks ogre dick). Lmfao! Enjoy the shrek story! XD

sasuke is angry emoticon but leaves shreks swamp because he loves shrek ogre dick. u gotta admit u gonna do anything for that ogre dick.

"YATOoOoOoOoOoO" sasuke screams as he looks for yato in the rain

god damn it is so wet outside! but not as wet as i am with ogredick-sama

YATO'S POINT OF VIEW

ugh stupid sasooke! ugh stupid shrek sama! yato thinking ANGRILY. SO ANGRY I USE CAPITALS

yato punch tree.

"whoa, whoa, whoa." A VOICE SAYS. "dont hurt the trees, young one."

"shut the frick up i am a 41a84398 year old god, dont call me young." yato screaming angry. "who are u anyway?"

"u mean u dont recognize me?" MAN LAUGHS

yato eyes widen. he is beginning to recognize the green skin and the beatiful face. except it looks older. "u..u.. u USED TO BE THE HOKGREGAKKSESOE!"

"ha, ha, yees i am." minatogre smile. Minatogre has green skin and looks just like Shrek, but he also has super long, wavy blonde hair. He was waaaay more beautiful than shrek sama. lmfao. "why are u staring at me like that."

"THIS IS AMAZING!" yato screamed. "Hey, if shrek is sama, does that make you Minatogre-sama-sama"

"Yes, that is correct."

"Minatogre sama sama, I am kinky buddies with ur son, Shrek Sama. But he is being a little shit and we must teach him a lesson."

"What do you propose?"

"lemme at ur ogre dick"

"excuse me"

"lemme at ur ogre dick and then both shrek sama AND sasuke will be JEALOUS!"

"who do u think i am?"

"join my kinky clan. kinky clan here we stand." yato say proudly.

"I just came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now." Minatogre sama sama sighed. "u need to stop with these hella kinky games, u fricken nerd god."

YATO IS FLAMING MAD!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

But Yato did not say that. Instead yato cry so hard he is as wetter then sasuke in bed.

"t-then..what am i supposed to d-d-d-d-d-do?" yato stutters. [music plays] stuter stutter did did did i did i , stutter stuter stutter

minatogre is fading

"i am rock hard." Minatogre sama sama says seriously. "I must return to my rock hard state. But I must give u advice before."

"U cant stay for much longer?" Yato asked. HE CANT LEAVE HIM NOW!

"No. I have limited time. I am sorry."

"Wow, it looks like things are pretty ROCKY for u." Yato say [cue in audience laughter.]

"B4 i leave u must learn dis... fighting is not the answer.. it has always been sasuke and shrek or yato and shrek, but u are missing the big picture."

"Big picture? Do you mean his ogre dick?"

"Don't interupt me! ITs not ogre yet!"

"gomenesai..."

"find the big pic. there is a solution where all three if you can be happy. wink wonk. wink wonk." Minatogre sama sama nodded seriously. He crossed his arms and smiled proudly. He had the cutest ogre dimples. Too bad he's dead. "I believe in u, yato.'

"thank u, Minatogre sama sama!" Yato shouted. Minatogre sama sama disappeared back into the rocky monuments. "I will not disappoint u!"

TO BE CONTINUED