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yato runs back to the village and looks around for sasuke. but for some reason he cannot find sasuke. he is not in the orochimaru hot springs. he is not in his emo band garage. he is not in the shrek worshipping headquarters.
there is only one place where he could be.
Yato enters a dark cave surrounded by black flames. next to the entrance is basket of HELLA BLACK eyeliner
'nice' yato takes one
yato hears a voice. someone is singing.
"Twelve years ago,
a Nine-Tail Fox suddenly appeared..."
as he draws closer and closer...
"If you believe it!
Shrek! Shrek!
Believe it! Believe it!"
Yato opens the door with the number 666, and finds sasuke passionately singing the German Shrek Opening on a karaoke machine. he is wearing all black and there is eyeliner dripping down his cheeks.
'oh hell no' yato sigHS. miley cyrus did NOT hop of the plane at LAX for this.
'i-i-i-its all ogre now,' sasuke sobs. 'shrek sama rejected me. all i have left is the emo within me.'
'IM STILL HERE SASUKEMO!' yato hugs sasuke. he smells like death. 'AND SHREK-SAMA HASN'T LEFT US, YET.'
'w-what do u mean?' sasuke sniffles
'long story short (like ur dick.. but yato didnt say that) there is a way for all of us to be happy." yato wiggles his eyebrows. shwing
"so.. it's come to that huh..' sasuke wipes his emo tears. he looks up at the ceiling and clenches his fists. what the hell is he looking at? 'we're gonna shrek it up.'
yato and sasuke hurry back to shreks house...
but they stop in their tracks when a very kinky sugar mama comes out of their house.
sasuke runs toward the lady. 'WHO ARE YOU?! AND WHAT IN TARNATION DO U THINK UR DOING IN SHREK SAMAS HOUSE?"
the lady smiles. 'my name is princess fionash grier. nice to meet u."
'A-A PRINCESS!?" they both gasp.
TO BE CONTINUED
will sasuke and yato EVER have kinky adventures with shrek? or will this 'princess fionash grier' stop them for good? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!