Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen...Welcome to another episode of...Cooking with FitzSimmons! Like I promised you last episode, FitzSimmons will show you how to construct the world's deadliest sandwich, or as they know it, a prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella sandwich, with a hint of Pesto Aoli. Now lets meet the hosts. Ladies and Gentlemen- FITZSIMMONS!
Simmons: Thank you so much everyone!
Fitz: It's not like we don't deserve it.
Simmons: Shut up Fitz.
Audience: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.
Announcer: *Ahem*
FitzSimmons: (Ending make out session) Sorry.
Fitz: So back to buisness, you want to take a piece of bread, and cut it longways.
Simmons: Without chopping your finger off.
Fitz: It has happened before. Anyway, after you carefully slice the bread, you should cut and add the proscuitto-
Simmons: Without cutting your finger off!
Fitz: Right. Then apply to the sandwich.
Simmons: The next step is the buffalo mozzarella.
Fitz: Carefully grate the cheese-
Simmons: Without grating your finger!
Fitz: I think they get the point.
Simmons: I can not stress this point enough!
Fitz: Alright... Anyways the next step for the sandwich is adding the Pesto Aoli. My favorite part.
Simmons: I think we all know that, Fitz.
Fitz: It's so creamy...
Simmons: Fitz! Snap out of it!
Fitz: Huh?
Simmons: You were lost in Pesto Aoli Mountain again.
Fitz: Right. So to make the Aoli you need-
Agent Phil Coulson: Oh my God!Is this a Cooking Show?!
Announcer: This is "Cooking with FitzSimmons!"
Coulson: You could be getting a lead on our extremely important case of Mass Murders, and you have a Cooking Show? What is this?
Announcer: This is "Cooking with FitzSimmons!"
Agent Grant Ward: That Announcer has to be a spy for Hydra!
(Everyone glares at Ward)
Ward: (Quietly)I'm going to leave now.
Agent May: Ooh, a Sandwich. (Eats Sandwich)
Announcer: Things are "heating up" in the Kitchen on the Bus! Tune in next time for a celebrity edition of Cooking with FitzSimmons, where Agent Skye joins us!
Fitz: We will be making Cookies!
Simmons: Coming up next on ABC, Marvels Agent's Of Shield, Season 2 marathon!
Fitz: Good thing too, I need to get caught up on it.
(Everybody looks at Fitz)
Fitz: What?