Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to another episode of-
Audience: COOKING WITH FITZSIMMONS!
Announcer: That's right everybody. Today is a very special episode, not only is FitzSimmons baking cookies- but they're doing it with Agent Skye! So without further ado- Your host... FITZSIMMONS! *Overwhelming Applause*
Fitz: Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much.
Simmons: Yes, thank you so much!
Fitz: Can we get that applause again?
*Overwhelming Applause*
Simmons: Fitz! I think that's over doing it.
Fitz: I don't think so.
Simmons: *Nasty Glare*
Fitz: Yeah, maybe that was a bit much.
Simmons: Ladies and Gentlemen, save your applause! Our announcer could not resist so you already know...
Fitz: Agent Skye is joining us!
Simmons: Isn't it so exciting?
Fitz: Now, here she is... AGENT SKYE!
(Nothing happens)
Fitz: AGENT SKYE!
(Nothing happens)
Simmons: *Ahem* SKYE!
Skye: Yeah?
Simmons: You said you would come on our cooking show, remember?
Fitz: We're baking cookies!
Skye: I do like cookies.
Fitz: Let's give Skye a nice FitzSimmons Welcome!
Audience: *Overwhelming Applause*
Skye: How did they even get in here?
FitzSimmons: It was Ward.
Skye: Alright then...
Fitz: Ok, let's get cooking!
Simmons: To start the cookies-
Skye: Can't you just make robots to do this?
Fitz: Can robots have the number 1 cooking show in the world? Don't answer that.
Simmons: *Ahem!* Let's try to stay on task you two. To start the cookies you must open the tub of cookie dough.
Fitz: Right. After that, form them into the shape of a cookie. Continue process until you use all the cookie dough up.
Skye: Wait, your supposedly the number 1 cooking show in the world, and you use a tub of cookie dough to make cookies? That's pathetic.
Audience: *Booing*
Skye: Did Ward come in?
FitzSimmons: They're booing you.
Skye: Hey, I'm the good guy here.
Fitz: Excuse me, let's ease up on our geust, she's new.
Simmons: That's right. Now, Skye are you going to let us continue our gourmet cookies or not?
Skye: Of course, *Mmph!* Chef Simmons!
Simmons: Good. Now, after that you should use as much of the highest explosive yuou can find, and strap it to the cookies.
Fitz: But someone has to ignite it. That's where you come in Skye.
Skye: You two are insane! I'm outta here!
Simmons: All you have done is complained. Now Fitz gets to do the honor of baking the cookies.
Fitz: But, but...
Simmons: Will you do it for a scooby snack?
Fitz: Shut up, Simmons-I'll do it anyway.
Simmons: Oh, thank you Fitz.
Fitz: 3, 2, 1, FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Agent Phil Coulson: Fitz! No explosions by the plane's gas chamber! Stop it Fitz! NOOO!
Explosives: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Announcer: Folks, *Cough* this has *Cough* been another *Cough* episode of *Cough* Cooking with FitzSimmons. Tune in next time when we beg the producer not to discontinue the show. *Cough*
Fitz: Remember folks, *Cough* we are highly trained professionals. *Cough* If somehow your cooking goes wrong, *Cough* Please don't sue us.