Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for another episode of...
Audience: Cooking with FITZSIMMONS!
Announcer: That's right ladies and gentlemen, whether you're at home or in our audience, you'll never be disappointed again when Fitz acts brain-dead. Because on this show...They both act brain dead! (Audience Cheers) Ladies and Gentlemen...The moment you've all been waiting for...I give you your hosts
...FitzSimmons! (Audience roars)
Fitz: Hola a todos, mi nombre es Fitz, y esta episodio se trata-
Simmons: Fitz! Mexico was last week!
Fitz: Oh. Right.
Simmons: I think what he's trying to say is...Welcome to cooking with FitzSimmons!
Fitz: This episode is going to be about: making soup!
Simmons: This will be the best soup you have ever tasted, as long as you follow our steps.
Fitz: And as long as you have never had soup.
Simmons: Oh and if you are in the audience and like Sherlock and Star Trek check out my twin sister's (CallToMuster) new book "A Tale Of Two Doctor's, it is SWEET!
Fitz: What the hell are you talking about?
Simmons: Fitz, shut up, you know not to bother me while I'm breaking the fourth wall!
Fitz: Right...
Simmons: Anyways, soup. Some people hate it, some people love it. But it all doesn't matter if you know what to put in it.
Fitz: If only we did...
Simmons: Fitz! Get a hold of yourself!
Fitz: Where should I be grabbing?
Simmons: *Sigh*
Fitz: After you add canned chicken broth into a pot of your choice, the fun begins.
Simmons: We will start by adding some liquid nitrogen to the broth.
Fitz: This really improves the flavor.
Simmons: Plus, it really confuses the guest you serve, because it's always steaming!
Fitz: Next, use Chicken. Other meat work fine, but we prefer Chicken.
Simmons: McDonald's gives us a good deal on frozen Pink Goo-I mean chicken.
Fitz: A reminder that Cooking with FitzSimmons is sponsored by McDonald's. "I'm lovin' it"
Simmons: Now we need vegetables. Carefully (Without chopping your finger off) cut the vegetables.
Fitz: (Fake slices finger off) Oh my god!
Simmons: Fitz, NO!
Fitz: Ketchup. Another essential ingredient for soup.
Simmons: Holy crap Fitz, you scared me!
Fitz: Actually I might need a few stitches...
Simmons: You had your chance Fitzy Poo, so by now we have added Nitrogen, Chicken, Vegetables, and Ketchup. Anything else?
Fitz: Well, there is one thing...(Hands Simmons a box)
Simmons: Is this a box? (Opens box) Oh my god Fitz! It's a ring!
Fitz: Jemma, we've been together a while now, and I think we should start improving our relationship. Then I thought, "Screw it, we're going to get married." So Simmons, will you make me the happiest man on earth, and marry me?
Simmons: I-I-I don't know what to say...But I guess I'll have to say-
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen that's all the time we have for today. I hoped you enjoyed the episode and keep posted for the result! Thanks again!