Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen...Welcome to another episode of...

Audience: COOKING WITH FITZSIMMONS!

Announcer: That's right folks. Now, last time we left off, we left you on a bit of a cliff hanger, didn't we?

Audience: Boooooooooooooo...

Announcer: But why did we?

Audience: (In unison) BECAUSE THE PLOT SAYS SO!

Announcer: That's right everybody, because the plot says so. But =, unfortunatly, the wedding already happened. But now, the moment you've all been waiting for...YOUR HOSTS...FITZSIMMONS!

Audience: WOOO!

Fitz: Thank you everybody, thank you.

Simmons: This is a very exciting episode of Cooking with FitzSimmons! We are making Cupcakes!

Fitz: Mix eggs, milk, sugar to make a batter.

Simmons: Like we mentioned in our 1st episode, when using milk, it's best when it's expired.

Fitz: Did we?

Simmons: That was before you lost your memory.

Fitz: Oh yeah.

Simmons: Fitz, you wouldn't have remembered that.

Fitz: Oh yeah.

Simmons: Heat the oven to 975 degrees.

Fitz: Or higher if possible.

Simmons: After you heat the oven, put the cake batter into the mini paper bowls. Fill up the batter all the way. The batter shouldn't rise.

Fitz: Now let's put these in the oven. It should take 3 hours to cook.

Announcer: Alright folks we're going to go on a quick break. We should be back in around three hours!

(3 hours later)

Fitz: Ok folks the cupcakes should be ready.

Simmons: OH MY GOD FITZ! THE STUDIO'S ON FIRE!

Fire Alarm: RING RING RING RING RING RING!

Fitz: No, I think Gandolf got stuck in the wrong story and took a smoking break.

Simmons: FITZ! YOUR HAIR! FIRE! YOUR HAIR'S ON FIRE!

Fitz: Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Announcer: Due to some technical dificulties we will take a small comercial break.

Announcer: Alright we're back.

Simmons: The cupcakes look the perfect shade of black!

Fitz: Ungh.

Simmons: That's right Fitz, this is the end of the episode. But before we leave we are giving every audience member...A free cupcake! The cupcakes are under your seat.

Audience: Yum! (Few seconds later) BAAAAARF!

FitzSimmons: (In shock)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen this has been a-um, interesting episode. I hope you have enjoyed. If you have an idea about another episode please leave a review. Thanks for watching!