Maharl100: Well this is chapter 3 of train wreck But I'm not in it.

Taoren46: yaay

Maharl100: Wait... Why did I type this Chapter If I'm not even in it? I know I gave a few comment and some suggestions but still.

Taoren46 & Sanzo: yeah yeah stop complaining whats done is done.

Maharl100: Fine your typing the next chapter... I'm hungry...

Taoren46: Fine whatever

(Maharl100 goes into the kitchen to get a snack) (p.s. this is true)

Taoren46: So, Sanzo where's your pet?

Sanzo: Good question where his he?

(We both look in the kitchen to find a note Taoren46 picks up the note and reads it out loud while Gojyo and Hakkai walk in)

Taoren46: Dear Sanzo, Taoren46, Gojyo & Hakkai

~We're playing with Homura and Kougaji be back later bye...

Love Monkey 1 & 2 ~

Taoren46: I feel a disturbance in the air.

Sanzo: (who has a scary look in his eyes and can see his aura): there dead.

Taoren46, Gojyo & Hakkai: (sweats drop)

(Sanzo then walks out to go find his two stupid monkeys and the other three follow to keep him from getting into trouble.)

Taoren46: now then while we're look for those monkeys enjoy the Chapter about me.


Meanwhile with Taoren.

"Ghaa.. My head." I sat up rubbing my head. The memeries of being on my privet jet came flouding back into my head.

I was on my privet jet heading for america to pick my little sister up from the train station. Though I had alternate motives, I was going to kill her for ruinnig my vacation. I was baffeled when I first heard the news from my little brother, he told Maharl wanted to live in America for the time being and that I was the only one old enough to watch her. I mean how stupid we lived in a manstion, with butlers catoring to are every wim. So why, was there even a reason to leave? Pondering this made me just want to kill her more.

My butler came into the room "Lady Ren please put your seat belt on." He rushed over to me and buckled me in.

"What is it Mathew why so paniced." I asked, he never asked me to put my seat belt on before.

"Theres an unknown fog luming in the sky and since we can't land here we have to fly though it." He told me just before the jet jerked forward.

"Unknown fog?" I looked out the window. I all I could see was grey mist. The jet jerked forward again. The alarm went off. "COUSION LOSING ALTUTED! COUSION LOSING ALTUTED! COUSION LOSING ALTUTED!" it repeated.

I was utterly confussed, we've flown through fog before and even a thunder storm and this never happened before. The jet went down and I lost concusness.

'Is this heavan?' I woundered looking about. I was in a forest and yet my jet was no where in site. 'If it is I've been screwed' Just how far was I thrown after crashing. "Better yet how come I'm not bleeding?" I looked down to my own body.

The bush behind me rusled. I turned around watching a group of what looked like demons come out from behind it. They slowly made there way towords me. "Food." they mumbled, I could see the blood lust in there eye's.

My eyes widened carling back words. Without warning they ran at me I closed my eye's waiting for something to happen. Something splatered on to me.

Forcing me to open my eye and see what it was. My clothes and face were paint with blood. I looked up to see a man with a fire sword standing in front of me. (Maharl100: Bet cha can't guess who that is.)

I blinked ... The man in front of me had long red hair, pointy ear and, long nails.

"Wh...wh...who are you?" I stuttered in disbelief, there was a sward made of fire in his hands who wouldn't be.

"Hm...names Kougaji, but don't get me wrong I'm not protecting you. I just won't let someone get hurt because something that's my fault." (Maharl100: heeheehee you thought it was Homura didn't ya.)

"Kou...Kougaji... that sounds like something from my little sister books..." I stood up strait watching him.

A little girl came running into view. "Onii-chan can we go fight the Sanzo-party now I want to go play." she whined.

"Not now Lirin I have to finish up here." Kougaji glanced over to her then back at the horde in front of him. "Leave now..." He demanded.

"But Lord Kougaji?" They question.

"I said leave." Kougaji barked.

With out hesitation the horde turned around and disappeared from are sights.

"Lirin?" I blinked. 'A Red head with pointy ear named Kougaji... A young girl with with bells holding a poneytail and pointy ear named Lirin, the Sanzo-party?' Revolved around my head I was so lost I could think straight.

She turned around and looked at me "Yeah, my names Lirin, don't wear it out now. Okay..."

"Wait you heard me?" I blinked.

"Of course I heard you I have ears ya now." She said strait in my face while pointing to her ear. I stepped back for distance.

"So what did you mean by Sanzo-party?" I asked.

"The Sanzo-party has the monten Scripture but me and my big brother are going to go get it so we can-"

"Lirin stop telling her information." Kougaji yelled.

"Sorry onii-chan." She appologized.

Kougaji walked up to me. "Who are you?" he asked.

"Um... Taoren, Ren for short" I answered.

"Well why are you out here in the middle of the forest? It's dangerous for any human, either your really brave or really stupid perhaps both." he stated walking over to Lirin.

"Hey don't call me stupid ... I don't even know where the hell I am or how the hell I got here!" I exclaimed.

He didn't flinch at my sudden yelling.

"Onii-chan the least we can do is get her outta this forest." Lirin took my hand and dragged me to what looked like a dragon.

"Huh..?"

"Come on, get on." Lirin patted the back of the dragon.

"Aaaa alright." I jumped up sitting on the dragon to my serprice It was as easy as getting on a horse.

"Okay lets go Fluffy!" Lirin exclaimed and the dragon was off with Kougaji right behind us on his dragon.

"Where are we going." I asked Lirin who was looking into the distance.

"We're going to drop you off at a village, and then we're going to go find the Sanzo party." She stated.


Maharl100 & Goku: Sanzo This isn't fear let us go let us go.

Sanzo: shut up! ... and what the hell is up with this chapter kougaji has a sword? what the fuck.

Taoren46: Maharl100 thought it would be funny.

Gojyo & Hakkai: Well I'm not surprised Homura had a gun in the 1st and 2nd Chapter.

Maharl100 & Goku: Let us go let us go let us go!

(Sanzo pulls out his paper fan and hit them)

Hakkai: What were you two doing with them?

Maharl100 & Goku: ... ... ... Nothing ... ... ...

Gojyo: Whats that suppose to mean?

Maharl100 & Goku: It dosn't mean nothing... ops

Taoren46: you might want to tell us what you did or Sanzo gonna get even more pissed.

Maharl100 & Goku: (looks at Sanzo then back to Taoren46) ... But either way he'll be pissed.

Taoren46, Gojyo & Hakkai: (Sweat drops) ...True...

Sanzo gives Goku and Maharl100 a smile: No I won't now tell me.

Maharl100 & Goku: NO You said something like that last time but you still hit us!

Sanzo: Then I'm Going to kill you.

Maharl100 & Goku: Your going to kill us anyway!

Sanzo: I'll gave you food. (hold up meet buns)

Maharl100 & Goku: (look at the meet buns) ... mustn't give in to delicious food ... lives at stake...

Taoren46: Just tell him already and you can have the meet buns don't worry we make sure he doesn't hit or kill you!

Maharl100 & Goku: OK... We played house ...

Gojyo: Aren't you four a little old to play house?

Maharl100 & Goku: Your never to old to play games.

(Taoren46 & Hakkai Holding off Sanzo and his paper fan)

Taoren46: Wait I can see you to playing that but Homura and Kougaji?

Hakkai: I...I See and wha... what parts did you play...?

Maharl100: I played the Mom

Goku: I play the Dad

Maharl100: Homura was the x husband of Goku's & Kougaji was the mean old man up the street.

Goku: wait what When did you you decide that.

Maharl100: A minute ago.

Sanzo: there dead (Throws his paper fan at Maharl100 & Goku)

Whack

Maharl100 & Goku: Owwww

Taoren46: Well then apparently we didn't do a very good job on are part.

Hakkai: Och that had to hurt (Goes to heal the big lumps on there heads)

Taoren46: Well that's the 3 chapter of train wrack I hoped you enjoyed it.

Maharl100 & Goku: Can we have the meet buns now?