Maharl100: (Yawn) I just got up.
Taoren46: Yeah now start the chapter.
Sanzo: Why are you in such a bad mood you think Maharl100 would be she was the one who had to get the dog when he got lose this morning.
Taoren46: Shut up...Um I was thinking of sighing you up for angry management
Maharl100: Are you going to go too?
Taoren46: NO! I'm fine.
Maharl100, Goku & Gojyo: Not anymore.
Taoren46: Whatever.
Sanzo: What? There is no way in hell I'm going to those angry management. I'm perfectly fine.
Gojyo: Who the teacher, Hakkai?
Maharl100 & Goku: Ow... we gotta see that.
Taoren46: Then we are going to it. Now everyone grab Sanzo so he can't escape.
(Every grabs Sanzo)
Hakkai: Please enjoy the chapter O_^
"Huh...?" my eyes slowly opened. A blury image of brown was all I could see. I could feel the bed beneithe me. My eye's were fully open by now, and I had realized the blury image of brown was the boy with gold eye's by the name of Goku. I felt as if I were under a spell. His eye's were the most innocent thing I had ever seen. He pulled back, with that I realized he had been hovering over me. I blinked a few times.
He looked up "Hey, guys...she's awake." he called for his friends. The other three men that I had met in the forest walked in. I sat up feeling bandges around my left wrist and ankel. 'They bandged me?'
The blond monk gave me a death glare before he spoke "So who are you?"
"... My names Maharl." I answered looking down.
"Well Maharl, Goku here said you knew his name and I'm sure we've never met before?" The monk continued.
"Aaaaa" is all that came out of my mouth, how was I suppose to explain that. Just say hey your an anime character, like they'd beleive that. There not even suppose to be real anyway.
"Come on I don't have all day." the monk spoke hrashly. "Hurry and answer you don't want anything to happen to whatever this thing is." He pull out a iPhone 4 Diamond Rose Edition.
"My Iphone!" I felt around my pockets for my phone but like I feared it wasn't there but in his hands.
"So your going to therten the girl monk?" Gojyo question.
"Your an evil man give me my phone back." I reached over for it.
"Hell no this could be new type bomb for all we know." Sanzo moved it away from my grasp.
"It's a cell phone it's for calling people who are far away." I remarked.
"Well like I said answer and you'll get it back." Sanzo restated.
"Perhaps she works for Homura?" Stated Gojyo.
"Hey Kappa stop compairing me to that baster who tried to kill me." I told him.
"...Then how come you just called me Kappa?" Gojyo turned to me.
"Because me no like you." I gave hand gestures to get my point accross.
A vain on his head twitched. "Well if you don't work for him why were you in the middle of the forest all alone with him?"
"I was on a train then it derailed and I was thrown out of the wreckage, and then I met him in the forest." I stated.
"Well that still doesn't mean your not working for him." Gojyo remarked.
Goku leaned in "So then why do you know my name, do you know something about my past?" his eye's scanned me up and down.
I turned away what should I say? I didn't want to tell him about his time in heaven. I guess I should lie I was known to be the best lier in the family. I mean my own grampa hooked me up to a polygraph machine and I lied for that. The key was to beleave the lie. "About what Mt Gogyou?" I asked. Which never could be a lie he was imprisoned on Mt Gogyou, no reason to dig deeper that alone should surfice.
Goku looked down. "So you don't know anything other then that?"
I looked away. "Lets see..." guess that wasn't enough. "A bird died..." I turned back to him.
"Never mind." he slupped back in his chair saddened about no news about his past.
I felt bad knowing I lied to him, but I couldn't bear seeing him knowing the turth.
"Umm excuse me, Miss Maharl you never explain how you know this. I too would like to hear how you knew Goku's name and so much about him?" Hakkai cut in.
"Okay I had enough of this so, I'll try to explain than." My head was screaming 'NO, DON'T TELL THEM THE TURTH.. IT'S LIKE ASKING SANZO TO SHOOT YOU... IN THE FACE!' "...Well..." I paused. 'I guess I have nothing to lose anyway, this is probably just some dream and I'm really at home fast asleep in bed with the DVD player playing. So here gose nothing, I guess.' I took a deep breath and started "The truth is I know all of your names your nic names your likes your pasts your birthdays your ages your blood types because your all just fictional character's in a book." I said super fast.
Goku blinked. "Huh?"
"What's this bullshit your spuwing?" Sanzo questioned placing a cigarette in his mouth and lit it. His other hand sqezzed my cell phone.
Gojyo placed his finger on my head "Do we look like fictional character to you."
"Yes." I answered.
"Well, I'm sorry to say but were very much real." Hakkai stated.
"Well I explained it liked you asked, now can someone tell me whats going on here..?" I asked.
"I don't believe you." Gojyo said placing a ciggarette in his mouth.
"Well if it's not to much to ask, may I ask you to prove it?" Hakkai asked.
"Not at all...I'll start with you since you asked. Your name is Cho Hakkai. You use to go by the name Cho Gonou. Your a human turned demon. Your limiter are those three ear cuffs and your dead older sister/lover's name is Kanan. Your age 22. Your birthday is September 21. Your blood type AB. Next Sha Gojyo..." I said then turning to face Gojyo.
"Your a half breed born of taboo. Your mother or should I say step mother tried to kill you when you were 8 years old but before she could your half brother Jin which gose by the name Dokugakuji now, killed her before she could. You enjoy picking fights with Goku and he calls you Ero Kappa as a counter to you calling him Baka Soru Your age is 22 same as Hakkai. Your birthday is November 9. Blood type B. On to Genjo Sanzo." I said this time turning to the monk. "You are a monk that doesn't follow religion or Buddhism... in your childhood you went by the name Kouryuu. You locked away all your feeling when your master was killed Your age 23. Birthday November 29. Blood type O... and last but not least Son Goku..." I said turning to Goku. "Your a heretic born from the earth. You were locked away in a cave/prison on M.t Gogyou for a crime you have no clue about for 500 years until, Sanzo came to smack you but ended up saving you. You can't remember anything from your past the only thing you could remember was your name, your favorite things are food and fighting. Age 18. Birthday April 5. Blood type O... hah...hah...hah... Do you believe me now?" I asked trying to catch my breath.
The four of them blinked Gojyo and Sanzo's ciggarette dangled from their mouth and along silence filled the air. A few glance were exchanged as I tryed to catch my breath with all the smoke in the air.
"Well I still don't trust you, Homura could have told you all that crap..." Sanzo said folding his arms over his chest.
"I just told you, your blood types. What more proof do you want?" I asked.
"Something other then words." Gojyo said pulling out his lighter and lit a new cigarette.
"Proof proof proof hmmmm?" I thought aload for a few seconds "I know." I got up and walked over to my back pack to find the book. I pulled it out in a showy kind of manner they all stared at the books cover, the cover had Sanzo holding his gun near his face. "Believe me now?" I asked cocky.
The four of them looked at each other then at me.
Sanzo snapped out of his shock "Well... I suppose it'll do."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SUPPOSE IT'LL DO SHE JUST PULLED OUT A BOOK WITH YOU ON THE COVER!" Goku and Gojyo yelled in unison.
"Yeah and you three are on the back." I added flipping the book to the back and sure enough Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku were there.
"What?" Goku and Gojyo said in unison again looking at the book.
"Well I guess we have to believe her." Hakkai sighed.
"Well I'm glad you believe me... NOW WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON!" I shouted poking Goku. I could feel everything my hand was acctutally make contacted with his skin. 'There was no way this was a dream now.'
"We should be asking you that question." Goku replied grabbing my hand pulling it a way from his face.
"Crap this Isn't a dream I can feel everything." I stated. "I know maybe this is some twisted joke, my sister came up with for ruining her vacation. Hahahahaha." For a moment my 'Insanity' had taken over and I slide to the floor.
"Wow she's in denial." Stated Gojyo
Sanzo got up, looked at me then at the other three before he said anything "Come on were going, you to girl. "It seems like we have no choice but to take you with us." then left the room with my Iphone. The four of us blinked before we realized what Sanzo had just said.
I stood up starring at the door with a smile before turning to the other three, saying "Did Sanzo just say what I think he did?" The three of them nodded. "Well hurry up." I picked my back pack up but stopped. "Ow I forgot my blanket."
"Worrying about a blanket how childish." Gojyo told her. Walking torword the door.
"Well I'm sorry it's one of the few things I have left of my father." I turned to him with a icey glare.
Goku blinked pulled his back pack into his lap. Pulling out a blanket with a baby monkey embrider on to it. "Is this it?" He tosed his back pack over his shoulder and brought it over to her.
I examined it in releaf. "It is." I smacked him in the shoulder.
"Owww, wh.. wh.. what was that for?" He asked rubbing his arm.
"That was for taking my blanket from where I left it."
I hugged my blanket.
"I didn't take it beside you left it when you ran away-" Goku was cut off as I gave him a peck on the cheek "Thank you for giving it back."
Sanzo's yelling came from out side. "HURRY UP OR I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND!" along with a singgle gun shot.
I dotted past Gojyo and out of the room. "Like to see you try, you need Hakkai to drive Hakuryu." I remarked.
Goku placed a hand on his cheek, confussed.
"What doesn't she know? She's already getting cocky with all the knowledge she has of us." stated Gojyo.
"She seem more like a little kid to me, not to mention she could be old enough to be Goku's little sister." Hakkai replied.
"She's kinda cute though..." Gojyo and Hakkai looked at Goku who was looking at the door in a daze. Snapping out of it he turned to them relizing he had spoken out load. "I mean... I'm really hungry hahahaha."
"Your going to eat her, monkey?" Gojyo asked goofying off. "But seariously don't scear the girl with your appithight." Gojyo told him.
"Gojyo.." Hakkai said blutly turning to him.
"Just trying to help the monkey, get the girl." Gojyo replied.
"Who said I needed your help, ero kappa!" Goku nearly shouted flushed.
"My Iphone! You evil man!" Maharl's scream came from out side.
The three blinked, didn't he give it back to her? The three of them ran out the door to see what had happened. Maharl on the ground stairing at what she called her Iphone with a buillet hole smake in the middle of the srceen. "Sanzo what happened?"
"He shot it isn't that obvious." I pointed at Sanzo, from on the ground.
"It made an annoying noise." Sanzo protested.
"It ment someone was calling me." I remarked.
"Were taking you with us that should make up for shooting it." Sanzo took a drag on his ciggarette.
"That phone cast 8 mil." I told him. "It's worth more then the four of your lives put together."
"Damn that is alot." Gojyo went stairt to the back of jeep and got in. "But then again it not our falt your peradding around with a phone like that."
"Yeah well there isn't any wonenty on it getting shot." I picked it up.
Goku scooped me up for I couldn't move anymore. He placed me in the back beside Gojyo. Then got in himself sitting beside me.
So the five of us were off heading west. I could only hope that I was having nighmare.
Hakkai: Now everyone class is over.
Sanzo: *_* (loading his gun)
Taoren46: Shit I forgot to take his gun. Sanzo hand it over.
Maharl100, Goku & Gojyo: Yeah don't want to ruin your new record do you?
Taoren46: What do you mean new record?
Gojyo: He didn't use as many bullets as we though he wood.
Bang.
Hakkai: We should stop talking and stop him.
Taoren46: Sighs I'm sick of baby sitting let him do what he wants.
Gojyo: (looking around) Hey where did the monkeys go?
Hakkai & Taoren46: (Look around)
Taoren46: Sanzo's going to kill us...
Hakkai: I wonder how they do that with out one of us noticing?
Taoren46: Lets go find them and hope that their not with a certain someone.
(A few hours later)
Taoren46: Where the hell are they.
Gojyo: Is that them over there with Homura.
Hakkai: Huh ... That's wearied I don't hear any gun shots (looking around)... umm where's Sanzo. Don't tell me we forgot him there?
Taoren46:(Smacks hand on forehead)...(sweat drops)...I think we did... Gojyo go get the monkeys.
Gojyo: Fine fine ...(walks over to the monkeys and Homura)... Oi Monkeys get your asses over here!
Hakkai: Let go get Sanzo.
Back where Sanzo is
Sanzo: Where the hell are they!
Sanzo's Good conscious: Clam down be at peace with yourself.
Sanzo's Evil conscious: Screw it kill everyone in your path hahahahahahaha.
Sanzo: I'm losing my mind.
Sanzo's Good conscious: Maybe you should go
find the others.
Sanzo's Evil conscious: Yeah then kill them for
ditching ya hahahahahahaha.
Sanzo: Okay, maybe if I close my eye they'll go away. (Closes his eye... Opens his eyes) Are they gone?
Sanzo's Evil and Good conscious: Nope we're as really as your friends behind you except they can't see us.
Sanzo: (Turns around everyones looking at him) How much did you hear?
Maharl100 & Goku: All of it ~_~
Hakkai: Are you alright, Sanzo?
Taoren46: Who the hell were you talking to?
Gojyo: I think the monks lost it?
Taoren46: Does that mean the classes worked?
Maharl100: No, I think we just made him go insane?
Hakkai: (Looks at the building wall, It's covered in bullets) Maybe we should go.
Gojyo: That would be smart.
Maharl100 & Goku: Okay, Please read the next chapter called (Take me with you!)