Maharl100: Chapter 9 is here.

Taoren46: (starts waking up rubbing her eyes) I want an Eggo...

Hakkai: Don't forget the question you both got

Taoren46: What?

Maharl100: OK whats the question?

Hakkai: The Question is Form sakura2112, and her Question is Q: since ren can read the language tht no one else can read does tht mean tht they have powers tht no one else can do?

Taoren46: Sorta We don't want to give to many details Becuase then it could spoil the ending.

Maharl100: Or your just a freak.

Taoren46: F U Maharl100 (looks over to the door, Gojyo and Goku come in holding a box of Eggo's) Let go of my Eggo. (leaps at them)

Gojyo & Goku: Aaaa holy-hell

Maharl100: (looking at Taoren46 and Goku fighting for the Eggo's, then looks at Hakkai) I'm surprised we didn't get more question I mean I came up with 3 in a second.

Hakkai: and what are these questions?

Maharl100: Q1: When are we getting to the plot? Q2: Why did I give Hamura a gun and Kougaji a fire sword? And the most impotent one Q3: What happen to the squirrel in chapter 2?

Hakkai: Shouldn't you know the answer to those.

Maharl100: Well I know what happen to the squirrel but for questions 1 & 2 I don't have answer for.

Hakkai: and what happen to the squirrel?

Maharl100: Tell you in the next half because I made it into a short story.

Taoren46: Let go of my Eggo! My Eggo!

Goku: No! It's mine mine! mine! mine!

Smack

Sanzo: Can't I sleep with out hearing anything about Eggo's

Maharl100: No...

Gojyo: Well on with the chapter.

~Crash~

A bolder landed in front of the Sanzo party.

"Hey Sanzo party! So is Ren and Maharl new members for good now." Lirin said happily.

"Tch, we're not taking them because we want to." Sanzo remarked.

"Then why are they with you?" Lirin asked.

"Long story." Hakkai said.

"Well any way I'm here to get the scripture now hand it over." Lirin said getting into a fighting stance.

Sanzo then pulled out three meat bun and said "Eat."

Maharl, Goku and Lirin grabbed one and placed it into there mouth.

"Heh, those three are so easy to please." Ren said.

"Yeah good thing we have daddy here to do it." Goyjo said teasing.

Sanzo has the gun pointed to Gojyo's head.

"Do you want to die." Sanzo said darkly.

Gojyo's sweat drops.

"Give me that, it's not safe." A Mystery Man wearing a white top hat said sitting on the window of the Jeep while, taking Sanzo's gun and tossing it.

"Wh...Who the hell are you." Hakkai stuttered looking at the man.

"Before I tell you let me tell you a story of my youth. It all starts yesterday." The Man said.

"Yesterday? you said the story of your youth." Gojyo yelled, but the Mystery Man just kept ranting on about his so called youth.

"Lirin" Kougaji called form the top of the bolder. Accompanied by his two friends Yaone and Dokugakuji.

Everyone except the Mystery Man looks up.

"Hey there big brother." Lirin said finishing her meat bun.

"Lirin get your ass up here." Kougaji called.

"Hey Kougaji, is he a friend of yours." Sanzo asked pointing at the Mystery Man.

Kougaji looked at the man before saying "No I don't know him."

"Then who the hell is he." Sanzo said looking back at the Mystery Man.

"As you can see I was a ruffian back then." the Mystery Man said.

"You said it was yesterday." Maharl, Ren, Gojyo, and Goku yelled.

"Ah this man reminds me of someone I know wouldn't you say Maharl." Ren said placing her hand on her head.

"I'll believe you when he says -" Maharl said being cut off by the Mystery Man.

The Mystery Man pulls his white cane and points it at her and said "you should listen to when someone is talking ... bakame."

Maharl turned to Ren saying "I believe you now. He does remind me of that person."

"What are you two talking about?" Hakkai asked.

"This mans acting like someone we know, but we've never met this man." Maharl explained looking at the Mystery Man.

"He's still ranting." Ren pointed out.

Everyone's sweat drops.

"Who the hell is this guy?" Kougaji asked.

"We don't know he hasn't told us yet and for some reason I don't care." Sanzo said getting impatient.

Kougaji goes over to the Man and asks "Who the hell are you and do you know that the Sanzo party are ours to defeat."

"Now I will tell you about my everyday life. Everyday I start off with a cup of coffee." The man said.

(Flashback)

The Mystery Man sips a drink and than says "This is good herbal tea" than tosses it to the side.

(End of Flashback)

"Thus everyday starts off with a cup of coffee" The mystery man said pointing his cane into the air.

"But, you said this is good herbal tea." Everyone shouted.

Kougaji and the Mystery Man are than in an argument.

"While there being distracted we should leave." Ren said.

They all nodded and started to drive away.

"Hey wait you can't just leave like that." Lirin yelled.

Sanzo pulls out 3 meat buns.

"These are fattening get rid of them." the Mystery Man said tossing it onto the ground.

"My meat bun." Lirin, Maharl, and Goku shouted. "We're going to kill him!"

Sanzo pulls out his paper fan and hits the three of them really hard.

The Mystery Man then grabbed the fan and says "Your wasting trees." hitting Sanzo with it and than throws it to the side.

Sanzo really pissed and pulls out his gun, but it's already in the Mystery Mans hands.

"Like I said this is dangerous get rid of it." he says also throwing it.

"This man is so dead." Sanzo said very mad.

"Now for the 1000 porvitions to be observed. Number 1 don't waste food." the Mystery Man said.

"But, you just throw away our meat bun's" Maharl, Goku, and Lirin screamed in unison.

"Number 2 never touch other people's things." He said.

"You just broke both of them." Everyone yelled in unison.

(3 Hours Later)

Everyone is on the ground. Hakkai is trying to bear listening to him.

Hakkai then turns around to the others and says "This guys annoying lets leave."

"Now I'll tell you of another short story. It took place on a Monday or was it a Tuesday or maybe it was a Thursday, possibly a Friday that felt like a Monday." the Man said.

"Fucking Shut up no one cares go away." Everyone yells in unison.

"You are all a bunch of weaklings. You are no match for me." the Mystery Man said.

"What did you just say" Kougaji and Goku said.

"I will show you my true power." the Mystery Man said pulling out his cane.

He starts to glow and than the wind starts to pick up. Moving the trees. The Strong wind causes Maharl and Ren's cloths to tear and rip a bit.

Hakkai gets in front of everyone and puts up a Chi barrier.

"He's strong." Hakkai said trying to hold the barrier.

"I think he's about to attack." Goku and Maharl said in unison.

"Arggggg...Bakame." he said and the harsh wind stops just like that.

He than starts ranting on about himself walking over to the edge of a cliff.

"Shut up." Everyone yelled kicking him off the cliff. (Maharl100: Don't ask it's just there)

"Baaakaaaameeee!"

"All right I'm not in the mood to fight anymore." Kougaji said getting on his dragon.

Everyone nodded and Kougaji and his team left.

The Sanzo party we're about to leave, but when they all turn around to the Jeep they see the Mysterious Man in front of it.

"How did you?" Everyone yelled.

"I thought you'd like to hear about the time I climbed this cliff." the Mysterious Man said.

"That's it Ren give me the rope that's in my backpack." Maharl said holding out her hand.

Ren gets the rope and hands it to her asking "What are you planing to do with it?"

Maharl smirks before saying "Gojyo, Goku grab him for me."

Goku and Gojyo grads the Mysterious Man.

"Good now bring him over to that tree." Maharl added.

Goku and Gojyo did what they were told.

(Few Minutes Later)

"OK lets go" Maharl said getting into the Jeep.

Sanzo, Hakkai, and Ren look over to the tree to see the Mysterious Man tied to it.

Gojyo and Goku jump into the Jeep along with Maharl saying "Come on lets go it won't hold him forever."

The other three than get into the Jeep and they took off heading west.

(Preview)

Maharl: Damn that Man he riped our cloths good thing I tied him to that tree or we all would have gone nuts.

Ren: Yeah but our clothes.

Sanzo: Stop whining Hakkai will take you cloth shopping when he takes Goku shopping for food. I know how girls like there stupid shopping.

Ren and Maharl: We like it as much as we like Gojyo.

Sanzo: Coming form you two that's a overstatement...Why don't you go training when you get back then. Maybe the Kappa will get hurt.

Maharl and Ren: Alright...Next time on train Wreck "New style and training." Gojyo's going to get his ass kicked!

Maharl100: wasn't that guy just annoying?

Sanzo: Yes he was, What gave you the Idea to make him anyway?

Maharl100: are brother gave us the idea because he was watching soul eater and he likes Excalibur a lot.

Goku: Why do souls taste good? ... Give it, it's mine.

Hakkai: Is that the mysterious mans name?

Maharl100: NO We didn't give him a name we just call him bakame man.

Taoren46: Let go of my Eggo, it's my house.

Hakkai: Maharl100 maybe you should tell the story of the missing squirrel before you forget?

Maharl100: O yes I didn't forget

Maharl100 thoughts: I totally forgot

Maharl100: All right this is the story of the missing squirrel.

"Well I'll leave her with you" Homura said before disappearing.

"Hey get back here" Goku yelled lunging at him landing on the ground.

The squirrel scuttled over to Maharl and nudged her.

Hakkai smiled at the little squirrel and pet it's head saying "Don't worry she'll be just fine."

Hakkai then lifts her up.

"No, were not taking her with us" Sanzo said coldly folding his hand over his chest.

The squrral scamperd over to him lifting it's leg in the air and peed on him.

Bang Bang Bang

"Get the fuck lost" Sanzo shouted at the squirrel.

"Sanzo, We can't just leave her here not with everything that happening to the demons... and see the squirrel is telling us to take her with us." Hakkai said placing Maharl in the back of the jeep.

"What ever lets just go, don't blame me if she gets killed." Sanzo said getting in the jeep.

The squirrel looked at all of them and ran up a tree disappearing into the woods as the rest of them took off.

Taorern46: Hahaha the squirrel peed on you Hahaha (still fighting for the Eggo)

Bang Bang Bang

Maharl100: Aaaaa Save me (runs behind Goku)

Goku: Not behind me! (pulling on the Eggo box)

Sanzo: Monkey girls dead

Taoren46 & Goku: My Eggo! (pulling it back and forth)

(A squirrel comes throw the widow and takes the Eggo's box and run back out the window)

Taoren46 & Goku: My Eggo! (runs over to the window and looks out it watching the squirrel scamper away)

Maharl100 & Hakkai: Was that the squirrel in the story? hahahahahaha

Gojyo: Well that's the end of this Chapter and the end of the Eggo's see you next time O yes and Maharl100 said if you have any question don't be shy to ask they'll answer it in the chapters.