Maharl100: Alright chapter 13

Taoren46: Maharl100 Go do your homework

Maharl100: I don't want to my hand hurts.

Taoren46: (Sighs)

Sanzo: (skimming through the note book, then glares at both Taoren46 and Maharl100) How long is this story going to be.

Maharl100: I don't know. But I Thought of a good ending. =3

Taoren46: And a sequel.

Maharl100: That too, though I actually have a sequel for the one after that one and the one after that that's after that one too. But this story's not ending until I have at least 20 or more chapters. =3

Sanzo: She said that with too much confident.

Taoren46: I know, She's told me all of her little Idea's just be glad she hasn't made anything to bad between her and Goku in the Story.

Maharl100: Are you implying something?

Taoren46: NO...

Maharl100: I'll show you. (marches out of the room)

(Gojyo, Hakkai and Goku walk in as Maharl100 leaves)

Gojyo: What, you do this time?

Taoren46: I don't even know she said "I'll show you" and marched out of the room.

Hakkai: Should we start the Chapter?

Taoren46: I guess.

Goku: OK, On with the Chapter.


It was a sunny morning and the Sanzo party were trapped in a dim lighted building with no windows looking for the exit.

"Hah... hah.. this place is full of traps" Maharl said trying to catch her breath as she ran.

(Flashback)

"This place is huge!" Goku said stepping on something

Spikes were set flying out of the wall aimed at them.

Everyone started running to dodge the spikes.

As they were running Goku stepped on another trap that set a bolder after them.

"Great! Good Going ya stupid Monkey." Gojyo shout looking at the bolder coming at them.

"Shut up and run" Goku said turning away to run.

(End of Flashback)

They all ran in to a round room as the bolder got stuck in the door way.

"Watch your step there might be more traps in this room" Maharl said before stepping on something.

~CERRRRRRRT~

"Stupid Monkey" Sanzo said glaring at Goku.

"It wasn't me." Goku replied.

"A Goku's telling the truth hahaha" Maharl told them turning around.

"What's going to happen now?" Gojyo asked looking around.

Hakkai and Goku spotted the giant thing that was about to hit Maharl.

"Maharl get down!" The both of them shouted tackling her to the ground a few meters away from where she was standing. Right before a giant ax swing from the ceiling swung by that spot.

~Crack~ "? !"

Hakkai, Maharl and Goku looked at each other just before the floor beneath them collapsed and they fell down to an abyss.

"Maharl!" Ren shouted.
"Goku!" Sanzo shouted.
"Hakkai!" Gojyo shouted.

The three ran towards the pit getting caught behind a wall that raised dividing Sanzo, Ren and Gojyo between the hole Goku, Maharl and Hakkai fell in.

"Well that's just great" Sanzo said.

"Now what should we do?" Gojyo asked.

"We keep looking around for a way out of here, we'll find them sooner or later." Ren told him walking off in a random direction.

"Since when dose she get off telling us what to do?" Sanzo muttered.

"I hear ya" Gojyo agreed.

"We'll I can hear you both now hurry up!" Ren yelled at them.

(Where ever Maharl, Hakkai and Goku are)

"Ow! My head" Goku said rubbing his head getting up.

"well I think are landing could have been better." Hakkai said getting up looking at the now unconscious Maharl they landed on.

"Hakkai is she OK?" Goku asked Hakkai also looking at her.
"She should be fine Goku, but I'm more concerned about the others" Hakkai answered.

"Why?" Goku asked.

"Well Ren's all Alone with Sanzo and Gojyo I'd think it's be best to get back to them as soon as possible." Hakkai said.

"yeah but witch way do we go?" Goku asked picking up the still unconscious Maharl up.

(Back to Ren, Sanzo and Gojyo)

They were heading up stairs when they came to a wall with some writing on it.

"We've been walking for hours we're lost." Gojyo said.

"You told us to go this way." Sanzo said angrily.

"Shut up you droopy eyed monk this is all your fault." Gojyo yelled.

"How is this my fault you stupid excuse for a kappa." Sanzo shouted.

The bickering went back and fourth for at least 3 minuets.

"SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!" Ren screamed hitting them with something hard.

"OW Why you little." Sanzo muttered rubbing his head.

"OW"Gojyo said rubbing his head.

Ren sighed `Why did I get stuck with these two' she thought.

"What the hell did you hit us with anyway?" Gojyo asked rubbing his head.

Ren just ignored him and walked towards the wall to get a better look at what is said.

It says to open the path: You must the burning power of your very soul.

`dose the mean fire?' Ren thought. She then back away from the wall and took out her spell book.

"What are you doing?" Sanzo asked.

"Huh? Wait is that what you hit us with?" Gojyo asked.

Ren ignored him again and opened the book chanting the spell in side it.

"Fire Fire show me your light vanquish the darkness and show me you might"

and Pointed to the wall. fire flew form the book and at the wall.

The wall then lit up and started to reveal a path.

Both Sanzo and Gojyo just stared at her. `Holy crap she actually did it.' they both thought.

"Are you guys coming or what?" Ren asked walking down the path.

They both steared at her then followed behind.

(Back to Maharl and others)

"Hmmm, let's go in the direction." Hakkai said running in the direction she suggested.

Goku followed running behind him with the unconscious Maharl on his back.

They then entered a big room with even more hall ways but there was some thing wrong with this room. It reeked of blood but there was no blood on any of the walls or on the floor.

"Well If it isn't two of the members of the Sanzo party." A filmier voice said.

"Show your self!" Hakkai and Goku said together.

Then a Demon wearing all purple appeared in front of them.

"Zakuro aaaa Don't look into his eye's!" Hakkai shouted but it was to late as they we're both pulled in. Maharl disappeared on Goku's back felling to the ground.

"Maharl!" Goku screamed.

"I wouldn't worry about her,I'd be more worried more about the situation your both in if I we're you" Zakuro said.

(Back to Ren and the others)

They came to a room with a seal on the left and right wall.

"Sanzo? What are these?" Ren asked looking at both of the seals.

"There talisman and to remove them we need to take them off at the same time to open the door." Sanzo said.

With out a word Ren and Sanzo nodded. Gojyo just stood there confused as Sanzo walked over to a seal and Ren walked over to the other.

They both put one hand on the seal and ripped them off at the same time make the door open.

Gojyo pared into the room then looked away saying "Him" with an unhappy face.

"Huh?" Ren and Sanzo said looking into the room to see Bakame man.

"Why thank you for breaking the seal, I got stuck in here near Christmas." Bakame Man said twirling his cane in the air.

"It's Summer and Maharl and Goku saw you just a few days ago." Ren said.

"Bakame" he said pointing the end of the cane at Ren.

"Let's make a run of it." Gojyo whispered to Sanzo and Ren.

"Lady's first." Ren said dashing out of the room. Sanzo dashing out behind her.

"Hey!.. No fair." Gojyo said dashing out after them.

(A few minuts later)

"Not a word." Sanzosaid still running.

"Agreed" Ren and Gojyo said also running.

(Back to Maharl and others)

"This isn't good" Hakkai said.

"Yes, Your both at my mercy. Now pay attention to the ground it may just swallow you up." Zakuro said.

"Don't listen to him Goku!" Hakkai Shouted but it was to late as the ground began to open up.

"That's kind of hard considering how annoying he is." Goku said looking at the ground.

"Mmmmmm" Maharl opened her eye's sat up and looked around seeing Goku, Hakkai and Zakuro in front of her.

"OW look who awake." He said turning to Maharl looking her in the eye's.

"Huh?" Maharl blinked no in the same place Hakkai and Goku were.

"Maharl!" Hakkai and Goku said surprised.

"What will you do know?" Zokurow asked with a smirk.

"Aaaaaa this isn't good." Goku said running over to Maharl getting in front of her.

"How cute, but no use against hand coming up from the ground pulling you in." He said and hand came from the ground pulling both Hakkai and Goku to the ground.

"Goku! Hakkai! Are you both OK?" Maharl asked.

"What how are you fine?" Zakuro asked.

"Wait Maharl are you not affected by Zakuro words?" Hakkai asked.

"Huh? OW! he was boring the hell out me so I drowned him out. Why? should I be listening to him." Maharl replied.

"NO! Keep drowning him out and beat the crap out of him at the same time." Goku told her.

"Alright what ever you say." Maharl responded standing up strait then summoned her weapons.

"You can't use those guns because there melting." Zakuro said unmoving.

"Huh? did you say something?" Maharl asked pointing both of the guns at him.

"How can you drawn me out so easily?" Zakuro asked stepping back.

"Simple I'm use to ignoring Ren and anyone who's boring, and another thing this time stay dead." Maharl answered pulling the triggers sending two to yellow blast a him turning him into dust.

"WOW! Maharl that was cool!" Goku said standing up.

"Indeed but now I think I know why your sister doesn't like you very much." Hakkai Commented also standing up.

"Really I don't see... never mind let's go!" Maharl said "Aaaaa which way?" She add looking around making Goku's and Hakkai sweat drop.

(To the other)

"Hah... hah... Do you think we lost him?" Ren asked Sanzo.

"Yeah" Sanzo answered.

"Huh? ... where's Gojyo?" Ren asked.

(To Gojyo)

"Bastard ditched me" He said still running strait a head.

(Back to Ren and Sanzo)

Sanzo knelled down putting his hands together "We new him well."

Ren looked at him weird "was that proper respect." She asked.

"Not even close." he said getting up and walked away.

Ren giggled and followed behind him.

(Maharl and the others)

"There's no end it's like one big maze." Maharl said.

"Yeah what do we do?" Goku asked.

There then was a loud girly scream with Gojyo running right past them.

"Ah it's Gojyo. Why is he running?" Goku asked as the three of them watching Gojyo run down the hall.

Maharl and Hakkai looked back.

"So that's it." Maharl said.

"I see." Hakkai said.

"Huh?" Goku said turning around.

His eye's widened seeing the bakame man coming right for them.

"Aaaaa Bakame Man!" Goku shouted turning around to see Maharl and Hakkai already running away.

"Hey don't leave me!" he yelled running after them.

(To Ren and Sanzo)

"Where the hell is the exit" Sanzo cursed.

Ren sweat dropped "Anyway Sanzo. There's something I wanted to ask you." Ren said.

"What is it?" Sanzo asked stopping in his tracks raising an eye brow.

"Well it's about this book how come I'm the only one who can read it and able to use it?" Ren asked pulling out the spell book.

Sanzo looked at the book before saying "That's because it's the book of spells."

"The book of spells" Ren repeated "But I know that already." she add.

"yes but it's a magic book that chooses who's worthy of it's power." Sanzo told her.

"I see" Ren said looking at the book.

The two began walking when Gojyo ran past them.

Ren looked back then to the way he came "How did he?" She said.

They then see the other three running towards them.

"Maharl!" Ren blurted out.

"Hi! Love to stay an chat but can't." Maharl said as she Hakkai and Goku ran past Ren.

Sanzo and Ren then turned around to see who they were running form. Both of there eye's widened. Sanzo then turned around to see Ren long gone.

"Hey don't leave him on my ass." Sanzo yelled running after them.

"Why the hell is he chasing you?" Ren asked.

"I don't know, Gojyo ran past us a few minutes after getting rid of Zakuro and he was chasing after him." Hakkai explained.

"You three beat Zakuro?" Sanzo said.

"No Maharl did." Goku said.

"Well that's something you don't hear everyday." Sanzo replied.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Maharl said looking over her shoulder then stopped running.

"Exactly what it sound like, don't stop he's right behind us." Sanzo responded running by her.

"But he's not anymore." Maharl said pointing in they came from.

Sanzo looked back and also stopped "Then I'm taking a break" he said pulling out a cigarette and lighter then turned back around.

"Bakame, that is bad for you health" Bakame man said grading it from Sanzo's mouth.

"How did he?" Ren said looking at him.

"Well I guess I should be going." Bakame man said walking away.

"Wait, so you know the way out of this place?" Goku asked.

"Why of coruse I do little one." Bakame man said turning around.

"Little one, but your shorter then Maharl." Goku said

"None the less can you show us the way out of here?" Ren asked.

"Of course, but first a song. HERE WE GO! EXCALIBUR! EXCALIBUR! FROM UNITED KING! I'M LOOKING FOR HIM! I'M GOING TO CALIFORNIA! EXCALIBUR! EXCALIBUR! EXCALIBUR!." Bakameman started to sing. (The Song Is form Soul eater Sung By Excalibur, just so you know if you didn't already)

"Never mind I think it be faster if we just looked around a bit." Sanzo said walking away.

"Way a head of ya." the other five said following behind him.

After an hour or so they found there way out.

They all got in to jeep as Sanzo said " We're never going in there again."

"Agreed."


(Preview)

Hakkai: Excuse me but why are you looking at Maharl and Ren like that?

Gard: Princesses...

Maharl & Ren: What?

Priest: All hayal the Princesses!

Sanzo & Goku: Who are those to guy's?

Maharl & Ren: GET AWAY FROM ME!

Gojyo: That's no way to treat a lady.

Sanzo & Goku: Next time on train wreck " 2 Princesses part 1 jealousy" Hey! get away form them!


Taoren46: Well that's all for to day.

(Maharl100 walks back into the room holding a notepad)

Goku: What in the notepad?

Maharl100: prof to Taoren46 that I can write Girl and Guy smut too.

(All staring at Maharl100)

Sanzo: (Glaring at Taoren46 now)

Taoren46: What? She wrote it.

Sanzo: Your the one who said something.

Gojyo: Let me guess Taoren46 said something like "just be glad she hasn't made anything to bad between her and Goku in the Story." And Maharl100 replied with "Are you implying something?" You told her "No" But she did believe you and said "I'll show you" And Left the room until she came back with the notebook to show you.

Taoren46: WOW! you got that down right to the last word.

Hakkai: If that's true that mean the pairings...

Sanzo: Yeah... Her and Goku.

Maharl100: only those that see it that way, because technical Maharl's not me with out the "100" And Ren's not Taoren46 with out the "Tao and 46"

Goku: (Takes the book form Maharl100's hand and skims through it) (Face gets redder and redder) Maharl100 this is Smut?

Maharl100: Did he zone out, (looks at everyone else) Is this how you guys feel when I zone out on you. I feel so ignored.

Taoren46: Yeah, Well I assume Maharl100 will post this when she types it.

Maharl100: And finishes writing it.

Taoren46: And finishes writing it, Wait a minute You wrote this no prod but you can't do your Homework?

Maharl100: Yeip (runs out of the room)

Taoren46: Get back here. (runs out of the room after her)

Goku: OK, hope to see you soon the next Chapter gets really good

Gojyo: Which part Monkey? Part 3?

Goku: aaaahhhhh Well till next time.

Gojyo: Hey answer the question!

Goku: I'M NOT LIKE YOU ERO KAPPA!