Letters

by Don'tletthewingsfoolyou

The Strawhats and more have discovered fanfiction. After looking and reading them for a couple of days, they have decided to write comments about them to the authors. These are those letters. (Warning: Pokes fun at pairings and common types of fanfics. Also, language. )

3. Smoker (On SmokerAce)

Dear fanfiction writers,

I do not have sex with pirates.

Especially if the pirate in question happens to be Fire-fist.

-Smoker