Letters

by Don'tletthewingsfoolyou

The Strawhats and more have discovered fanfiction. After looking and reading them for a couple of days, they have decided to write comments about them to the authors. These are those letters. (Warning: Pokes fun at pairings and common types of fanfics. Also, language. )

15. Sabo (About Him Being Alive Fanfics)

Dear fanfiction writers,

Pfft.

I'm not alive or anything, why do you think that? I'm totally not in the revolutionaries either. Yeah. Totally. You guys are ridiculous.

How am I writing this letter? Uh... We have post offices in Heaven! Yeah, that's it!

So, keep...writing...but not about...me?

-The obviously not alive Sabo

(P.S. Don't tell my brothers about this letter. Seriously.)