Letters

by Don'tletthewingsfoolyou

The Strawhats and more have discovered fanfiction. After looking and reading them for a couple of days, they have decided to write comments about them to the authors. These are those letters. (Warning: Pokes fun at pairings and common types of fanfics. Also, language. )

16. Shanks (On ShanksLuffy)

Dear fanfiction writers,

Um...

You do know I met the kid when he was seven, right?

You do know I feel like a parent to him, right?

You do know I'm already in a relation-uh, nevermind

In conclusion, no.

-Shanks