"You chased away Speedy!" Wally accused.
"Like that was really my fault. It's more likely you chased him away, Baywatch," Artemis argued.
"Harpy Slop-shooter."
"Fast legs, slow brain!"
"You!" Wally jumped.
"You're a lousy archer, stupid blonde, annoying, unkind, grouchy, ugly girl!" Wally sang.
"You!" Artemis motioned to him and backed him against the wall.
"You're a no-good, superficial, artificial, good-for-nothing, sloppy eating boy!" She sang.
"I cut your hair!"
"I steal your toys!"
"I sneeze in your food!"
"You took away Roy!"
The two glared at each other.
"Hmmmph."
"I hate you."
"I hate you more."
"You play archer, insecure, sad. Roy was better, Roy was raa-aad."
"Why don't you go marry him then?!" Artemis stuck her tongue out.
"If it were up to meeeeeeeeee..." Wally sang.
"If it were up, to, meeeeeee!" Artemis sang an octave higher.
"You'd be gone! Away! Out of sight, another day!" They sang in synch.
"Off the team," she sang.
"Never heard," he sang.
"I'm only here, because of that...biiiiiiiiiird!" They both sang.
They glared at each other. Wally grinned.
"I hate you."
Artemis grinned back and whispered behind his ear.
"I hate you more."
"You're such a jerk."
"You're such a whore."
"I would, give any-thing, to remove myself from your subjec-tion!" Artemis sang.
"I don't need your approval, don't need your stupid affec-tion!" They chorused.
"I would run, forever, to get, away from yoooouuu," Wally sang.
"Please. As if, I would be the one to chase yoooouuuu!"
"Ooooooooh," They echoed together.
"You're the thorn in my side,
The sneeze in my face,
Think of all the things I could do! Without...YOU!"
They ended on the home chords. They were both so close to each other. She could feel his breath tickle her cheeks.
"Huurumph!" The both turned away after a moment of looking into each other's eyes.