May I have a Cheeseburger?

by metameric1

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a cat as it sits in what appears to be extended contemplation of the nature of life? Did you think that they were sleeping? Surprise! (NOTE: companion series to SISTERS AND FRIENDS as well as NOTES 1)

5. Chapter 5

May I Have a Cheeseburger?

Chapt. 5

Only Feline

Dearest Fiona,

I most deeply regret the message I last sent your way. I was not quite myself, as you probably know; it was a regrettable moment of weakness for me and was a rather surreal experience. The effects of the 'nip have abated since the sachet was fortuitously lost under the couch, beyond my weak-willed grasp.

Please consider this my apology for my humiliatingly crude missive.

On another subject, we recently had another male human visiting our home; they were engaged in a communication with your household. I heard and saw your mistress Quinn on the device; the new human and your mistress were communicating for a rather long time.

Interestingly, he had a conversation with my Master Trent and Mistresses Daria and Jane afterwards, and seemed rather pleased with something. I suspect that he was quite captivated by your young mistress Quinn.

Rather intriguing, don't you think?

Most sincerely and curiously yours,

Weevil Morgendorffer-Lane