May I Have a Cheeseburger?
Chapt. 9
Strangeness in the Nest
Dear Weevil,
Besties. I rather like that.
Sadly, it is true that in some ways things have gotten quiet here in the Morgendorffer domicile. I find myself the companion of my Master Jake during much of the day; he often will bring me with him to his place of occupation where I provide entertainment for those that seek audience with my Master. Most seem pleased with my attentions, although there are a few that seem none too fond of our species. Oh, well, it is their loss. I find it greatly entertaining to stare at them, inducing significant aggravation.
Madame Helen has never taken me with her to her place of employment. Perhaps this is for the best, as she seems so much more preoccupied with such matters than my Master.
Thus, I would have to say that my relationship is strongest with Master Jake, who seems to need my company as audience for his frequent soliloquies. He is quite an interesting human.
That said, I have discovered a great entertainment in the surreptitious observation of the mating habits of my humans. Master Jake appears to be rather fond of donning this oddly colored reptilian costume. I do not believe that I have ever seen such a large lizardlike creature that is the color of grapes, and with such a doltish expression. Attached is an image.
Such observation can be quite interesting, although recently I had something of a scare when I had overheard Madame Helen suggesting to Master Jake that I be eaten. However, this proved to be a false alarm. Attached is yet another image. I am not sure how my Master is managing to breathe.
Your "BFF",
Fiona Morgendorffer