May I have a Cheeseburger?

by metameric1

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a cat as it sits in what appears to be extended contemplation of the nature of life? Did you think that they were sleeping? Surprise! (NOTE: companion series to SISTERS AND FRIENDS as well as NOTES 1)

10. Chapter 10

May I Have a Cheeseburger?

Chapt. 10

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Dearest Fiona,

The recent images you have seen fit to send my way, I suppose, could be considered "interesting". Please pardon my cheek in suggesting that you seem to be on the verge of going all mental on me. ;)

I believe that I need to locate my Mistress Jane's supply of that which she refers to as 'Brain Bleach'.

Still, one must accept diversions as they make themselves available. Certainly, the human propensity to imbibe questionable materials for their own entertainment can be quite humorous. They seem to be quite fond of occasionally partaking in a kind of liquid catnip which can trigger an excess of glee.

Be forewarned, though, that this mirthful behavior can take an ominous turn. If you hear the words 'mousse' and 'makeover' used in conversation, I strongly suggest that you immediately seek out a safe place where you cannot be reached. I am attaching a retinal image of myself in the bathroom mirror. I assure you, I was not amused at the time this happened, although, in retrospect, it was quite amusing. I like to think that my appearance, while somewhat unorthodox, was quite striking.

Your "BFF",

Weevil Morgendorffer-Lane