iCarly lost episode: iFind the chickens and eat preliminary grape pie at the end oops was that a spoiler part 2

So me and Sam go back to Slim and we says, "Slim. We want those chickens back"
And he says, "Oh sorry but I can just give these chickens back but ill tell you what, Ill sell them to you for...$2500 a piece"
And we says, "Sorrys but we dont got that kind of money"
And then after a bit o barterin, He says he'll give us one of them chickens back, if we can find an egg that the chicken layed. Which was apparently too confusing for Sam, because she then sudenly came down with a headache.
And so he then says that one of the chickens he "found" was hangin around the barn near where Gary and his chicken pen/barn was. So we then went there to see if we could find a egg there.
But halfway back to Garys farm we runned into The grumpy old troll from under the bridge from dora the explorer.
And he said the only way we coulds get past him was if we were to beat him in combat to the death. But luckily I knowed his secret weakness. So we killed him and moved on.
So we got back to Gary and said hi, then we kept on upwards further to the north end of the farm where we entered a huge barn see. Thats where we found this haystack and a mysterious sign which said. Visitors please wipe your feet.
Which scared us half to death because we realised we didnt wipe out feet. So we look around and realise that nobody noticed that we didnt wipe our feet. So we then wiped out feet and then the people never knew that we didnt wipe our feet.
Yeah.
So anyways we looked around and found a yella egg in the haystack. and I says "Is this the egg Slim was talking about?".
And Sam says, "Probably but I cant say for certain because I dont do semaphore"
And I started wandering what does semaphore have to do with anything. I decided that Sam was either deaf or mentally unstable, I made a note to tell Sams parents about this exchange.
So anways we took the yellow egg and headed back to Slim. We had no problem on the way back.
So we gets back to Slim and he thanks us for it and he gives us the chicken that layed it. And we headed back to Gary. We decided to name that chicken and we decided on the name, Chicken1.
"and then we can name the next one, Chicken2" said Sam.
I was excited to brag about my mad chicken naming skills to everyone on my next webshow I would make, so we headed back really fast.
So we got back to Gary and he thanks us and gives us $50 for helping us.
jk he only gives us 50 cents.
we decided 50 cents isnt really a good sallery so we head back home in the morning.
But then everyone on the internet hated us for giving up so we were faced with a dilema.
Either we save the chickens and become really popular and get rich and get medals of purple hearts and stuff (maybe)
Or we dont save the chickens and become hated by everybody for not persevering.
We decided to sleep on it because...50 cents cant even buy a pizza.
DO you know how much pizza costs these days? Like..$90 almost I think.

Note: I did not make up this story, this was a unaired actual episode of icarly which was aired in manuscript form like this on the today show a few days ago (3 days ago I think)
But anyways do you like it? or want it to die a lot ha.