iCarly lost episode: ifind the missing chickens and eat veggieburgers. Part 3

Part 3. Make sure you've read parts 1-2 first.

Sos the next day, me (who is icarly) and sam decided we'd flip a coin and see if we would stay or not (school wasnt going to start for a few more days but if went home sooner we could...make friendship bracelets)
anyways we decided
heads-we stay
tails-we leave
it landed on tails but we eventually decided to stay anyways.
Anyways so's we headed back to where Slim was and he was still parked near the mall with his load of chicken crates.
So we walked up to him to try and get another chicken from him so we could get them to gary so he could set them near the magical golden nest of coolness in hopes that 1 of them would lay the gold egg.
yeah..little recap there. anyways so's we walked up to him and said
"Slim. We're here for another chicken."
and he says, "ok fair enough, we'll do what we did last time, you go find an egg one of these chickens laid, and ill give you the chicken that laid it."
I figured he was probably tryin to get rid of the chickens that didn't lay golden eggs or somethin. but that was just my guess. (he doesnt know that the chickens needed that special nest to lay it, see)
So we agreed.
"oh righty, see I remember finding one of these chickens walking around the harbor, so you might find an egg it layed there"
"ok" i says.
So me and sam, we headed east-west to the harbor..on bikes.
Because bikes are usefull.
So we biked down toward the harbor and arrived there pretty quickly...it was 'round noon. so we figured we might get a bite to eat while we were there.
when we got there we noticed a lot of sailors around.
"they look like pirates" says sam.
I guess they kinda did. but we started to look around for any eggs.
"maybeh one of these sailors saw it" sam said. but sudenly, I noticed a odd haystack sitting next to a palm tree (cause there were palm trees here...and sand) along with a sign.
Sam dug through the haystack while I read the sign.
"Beware of pincher crabs"
"AHHH" sam shreiked
Yup, a crab was pinching her on her hand.
Luckily she managed to fling it off.
"well" I said, "did you find anything"
"yup" she carefuly reached behind the haystack and pulled out a red egg
"Wow a red egg" I said "the last one was yella wasn't it? I wonder whos been dying all these eggs"
"maybe the're naturally these colors because maybe the're magical chickens"
"magical chickens" I laughed "thats absurd" then I remembered the centerpiece of our quest was to find the chicken who would lay a golden egg. "oh yeah, your probably right. these are magical chickens I betcha. Well we'd better get a bite to eat"
We looked around and found this neat pirate themed restaurant.
I adored the "pirate skull island bones matey meal" Which turned out to be a small veggieburger and 2 celery stalks.
And sam ordered the "kraken fish food fun bowl" Which tuned out to be fried escargo (spelling?) with french fries.
After we had eaten we headed back to Slim...on bikes!
when we got back it was around 1:15...i think.
We got back to slim and we says
"heres the red egg we got"
Slim was very happy...i think...i can't really tell with him hes always smiles this weird sly smile.
"why thank you my friends. you and i make a great team eh? I do love collecting these eggs because im a very...good..collector. of stuff whichis why i want the golden egg see-"
"yes yes give us the chicken already"
"wow straight to the point kind of person are you. ok here, tell gary that this ones very preliminarily pleasant"
we were very happy to have retreived another chicken and decided to name it
"chicken 2"
"thats a very nice name"
When we got back to gary he was also very happy
"I am very happy, welcome back to the coop..uuh chicken. why you look even plumper then when i last saw you." he says
"ahem" we say (hinting that we wanted a tip)
"oh right, i'm afraid i don't have anything for you kids today"
"WHAT?! you gotta be kidding me!"I said.
I began ranting in me head, Here we are working a lot and, biking, sweating, eating, getting pinched by crabs and-
"just kidding" gary said
"...oh" I replied
"heres 50 cents" gary continues
"joy" I says
Well me and sam ..thanked gary and then went to record our next webshow which was set up in the barn...on this stage that was in there.
Yup so I taught my viewers how to line dance.
*funny webvideo intermission commences with icarly teaching the line dance to..people ha ha*

note from ben: So part 3 is over. Did you like it or hate it ha ha.