iCarly lost episode: ibecome a hero by finding the chickens :D:D:D:D:D part 4 (and this is the last part im sending you today so dont worry)

Make sure you have read parts 1-3 first or a elf curse will be put on you.
Its true.

Sos the next day..or maybe it was later the same day. Its been a while now since when i am now writing this account. Oh wait was that a spoiler? that i didnt die? Well maybe im writing this from some site-com heaven place or maybe i didnt find all the chickens yet or maybe im actually a clone or maybe im-anyways
Me and sam decided we'd head back to slim and see if we could..coax another chicken from him (probably by finding another egg or somethin)
On the way we passed by Gary who hailed us over.
"hey kids i forgot to tell ya. see, see this giant egg basket here?"
"yeah" we says
"well the farmer currently has this event goin on where if you go in the barn and find 10 or so eggs and bring 'em here and drop em in. You get entered in a drawing to win a $10 gift card to teh mall"
"oh really" says we. There was a nifty shop in the mall i saws that had organic celery shirt sellin ther that i had been eyein'. so this was interestin' to me.
"yeah" says Gary "well at least i THINK it wuz $10...Anyways you can actually enter the drawing once a week as long as you make the 10 egg donation..thing"
"ok we'll keep that in mind" I says.
So's we me and Sam walked over to the mall where Slim was (you he know he wasnt standing RIGHT at the mall...he was on the block it was one but he wasnt loiterin' or anything
"so Slim" sam says "we're back and we want you to give those chickens back to Gary.
"All right" says he "Sam deal as last time"
"... EMOTICON FIZZLE"
"what" says SLim
"sorry" I says "anyways fine we'll take you up on that i guess "

"ok where do we search"
"Oh well I did catch one wanderin' around Old man Harolds place next to the spooky woods of lost souls over that way"
" ...w-w-what?"
Well Old man harolds lives in a tall dark forboding house near the dark woods which Slim and other natives (...what? oh turns out SLim isnt a native as far as we know, little mistake there. He seems to travel a lot which I think is very suspicious, I think he has something to do with the disapearance of my dad...oh wait i dont have a disapeared dad so what am i talking about...veerrryyy suspicious) referred to as the spooky woods of lost souls because a few people claimed they seed ghosts there.
So we decided to go there anyways, after all it probably wasnt actually IN the woods so we didnt even need to go in there. But we were worried that old man harold would probably be unfriendly or something and shoot us with his rifle...If he had one. idk.
So we arrived near old man Harolds house. which was between the dark woods and a run down part of the town with a few abondend buildings and hot dog stands. And we see Old man harold standing there with a lantern. Which was scary to us a lot i think. But then he went inside. And we snuck up near his house.
We soon found a incospicuous hay stack with a sign.
We looked throught the haystack first because that seemed the most logical thing to do and found an egg. But it was purple.
"omigosh this eggs purple" I says.
"maybe we should read the sign now" says sam
So we read the sign and it says "please keep of the grass"
AHHH we reaslised that we were probably on the grass
"OMIGOSH NOW WERE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE AND HE PROBABLY GOING TO SHOOT US WITH HIS RIFLE OR SOMETHING-"
THen we realised...we werent on the grass.
"oh phew, thats good. Oh i am so releaved"
then we realised...WE WERE ON THE GRASS!
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH" we stood there yelling for 5 minutes while the commercial break aired.

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"AAAAHHHH...wait sam"
"AAAHHHHH...what"
"maybe we should get away from here before Harold comes out instead of sitting here yelling like SITTING DUCKS"
"good ide-" The door slammed open sudenly, Harold was standing there.
"hey kids, Would you like some pie?" He said with a creepy smile
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok lets get out of here"
We ran away, strangely, that was the only shot we heard. But in our panic we ran into a dark alley where we found...AN AIRHEAD WRAPPER.
So yeah anyways we headed back toward Slim, but on our way we looked at the chicken figurine that Slim gave us a while back..for some reason.
"I think its a spy device" I said
"I think its cute" sams said
"yeah we'll we cant have it spying on us" I through it in a nearby river.
"AHH wait" sam said and rescued it "Why would he want to spy on us. Get real...OR i will fire you."
"fire me?"
"yes, i will ha, then i will laugh at your face and take that silly hat that you are wearing and...EAT IT"
"No this is my hat"
"well how come i never get a turn to wear it"
"because, its not your color"
"but-"
"Hey Slim" I interupted her because we arrived at where Slim was.
"oh hello kids did you find anything?"
"yes here you go it is a purple egg"
"Oh how plain and stuff, well here take its layer"
"yay we got another chicken let us do a victory dance, sam?"
"I dont feel like dancing, because i sudenly have another headache"
"oh well that is disapointing, lets go back to Gary"
We arrived at garys..place...where he stands...a lot.
"Hey gary heres another chicken, we decided to name it chicken 3"
"We did not" sam said "I wanted to name it chicken 12 but you wouldnt listen and-"
"actually its name is Cornelius" said Gary.
"whatever" sam and I said.
"well anyways here you go kids, 50 cents"
"yay" sam said enthusiastically. "Carl, we almost have enough for 2 cheesburger"
"my name is not Carl, and i thought we were saving up for a pizza"

Well anyways me and sam continued to fight a bit after that, but then we had some make up session and became best friends again. THeres a mini story behind that, but its kinda boring so ill skip it for you.

So they now had 3 chickens rescued.
end part 4

*note from ben*
Oh boy now its really getting exciting huh? Ill see if I can see you on wednesday eh?