Icarly lost episode: icontinue to do this bizzare eater egg hunt part 7

Later we went back to Slim.
"Slim" we says, "Why is it not raining, the forecast said it was...going to rain"
"I never saw any such forecast" said Slim, "Idk what your talking about"
"oh...well anyways tell us where to find another egg and we'll...find it"
"Ok, try looking near Albertsons park"
"ok...wheres that."
"Its oppisote of the town where the spooky forest of lost souls is."
"why is it called albertsons park"
"because a long long long time ago, 300 years I believe, a Albertsons food and drug store was built there, until it was raided by a group of kids pretending to be cannibals one day. Somehow a fire was accidentaly set and it burnt down. Years passed and its now a park...with trees, bushes, picnic tables, and a few trails scattered around it. But theres still lies the ruins of the old albertsons food and drug story lying there...near the left side of the park. Oh and its ok to go in it, its stable there, the city fixed it up a bit and put those little signs in that tell you about its history...which is actually where i learned all this."
"oookay..thanks for the history lesson"
"your welcome"
I turned to Sam, "lets go...To Albertsons Park"

We arrived...At Albertsons Park
When we got there we noticed it was pretty crowded...kinda...there was a group of people in tie dye shirts playing frisbee, A couple moms with strollres walking around a trail, and a parachuting guy with a chicken suit.
Actually we found the haystack pretty much right away, kinda near the albertsons ruins entrance. Next to a sign saying, "Attention dog walkers. Pick up after your dogs and use a leash. in compliance with the city laws s-23-gh-3-cats-rule"
So after carefully digging a bit, we found...a green egg.
We took the egg and started leaving the park when...A group of little kids suddenly jumped out from behind a tree with ...spears and face paint.
"AAHHHH...who are you" I said
"eeka, we are cannibals who speak a different language and we want to keel tresspassers"
"AAHHHHH" me and sam both screamed and ran away.
Once we had left the park we were like "ok what were those little kids doing with those sharp spears and threatening to kill people?" we thought about telling the police but we didnt have a working phone, we didnt know where the police station was, The farm we were staying at didnt have a phone, we didnt see any phone booths anywhere (c'mon this is the 21st century people!), and we were sudenly to shy to ask anyone for theirs...yeah.
We figured that we'd just...leave it...for now at least. and head back to Slim.

"hey slim, why didnt you tell us there were still cannibals living there"
"what?"
"on our way out we ran into a bunch of kids dressed up as cannibals who threatened to keel us for tresspassing"
"thats very odd, I went to the park a few days ago and didnt see anyone. And besides cannibals never lived there, The cannibals who raided the albertsons 300 years ago were just kids pretending...and the fire was accidental"
"who would let there kids go around pretending to be people eaters, with spears"
"what spears"
"the people we ran into had spears"
"thats very odd, you know what i think...you were probably on some reality tv prank show, now now what egg did you get"
"here" we gave him the green egg.
"oh dear, well here you go" he handed us a chicken "its of no use to me now, i have no need of chickens that lay boring eggs like this"
"ok thanks Slim...kind of"
We headed back to Gary
"hey gary, guess what. we ran into a bunch of cannibals at the park today"
We told him of our adventures.
"well, you know this year is the 300th anniversary since that building burnt down, its probably some part of a anniversary celebration" he guessed.
"...there celebrating a store being burnt down...by getting people do attack random people with spears"
"Or maybe its some reality tv prank show or a rougue improv group, anyways heres 50 cents"
"...thanks"
We decided to take a quick lego break. Because we liked playing with legos and Sam brought some to play with.

Note from ben: Are you going to have nightmares about cannibals now o_o