Icarly lost episode: part 8

So later Me and Sam go Back Up to Slim and say we want another chicken back for Gary.
You know this story is getting so long and formulatic that it could practicly be made into a spin-off.
icarly and friends: Chicken hunters
uuuhh no, needs a better name.
Anyways so we walk back up to Slim and say...oh yeah..already said that.
Anyways he tells us.
"Oh yeah, right... try going and looking at Wallys magical ski slope land"
"ok..."
"...uh Wallys magical ski slope land is a ski resort way up on mount volcanus, around 30 miles from the left side of town. Its run by a chap named wally...thats it."
"ok we'll try looking there...How did a chicken get that far away from town anyways?"
"I dont know...it flew!"
"ok lets go, Sam"
On our leaving Slim we started wandering how to get...there...because..it was 30 miles away..i dont think we could walk there
"we could bike!"
"nah i got a better idea...we take the bus"
"...ok lets do that"
We started heading for the bus stop
"how much money do we have"
"$3.50"
"Hopefully Gary will repay us what we spent on the bus ticket since its his chickens were getting"
"yeah"
On our way we passed Albertsons park, which we noticed was now empty
Actually the bus stop was in front of Albertsons park, so we sat down and waited, and then the bus pulled up.
We went inside and found out that today was out lucky day because the driver took payment in eggs. we quickly (and cautiously) ran into albertsons park to the haystack (which was not far away) and grabbed a few plain white eggs we found in it and headed back to give it to the driver.
We did that and he let us get on.
The bus took us to wallys magical ski slope land. We got there and we could see a lodge and various people skiing...you know what a typical ski place looks like. We walked into the lodge.
"hello, will you girls be skiing today" said a lady with a snow hat and crutch at the front desk.
"no, we're looking for something...a friend dropped...while she was here the other day."
"Ok, well have fun"
Me and sam found a telescope at the end of the lodge pointing up toward the top of the mountain. We thought we could use it to look around and hopefully sight the haystack that we thought the egg would be in. It needed a quarter and luckily we found a quarter nearby laying on the ground.
We put it in and after a minute..found a haystack...sitting on top of the mountain...next to a sign. But the sign was too far away to read.
"well" I said..looks like we'll have to get to the top of the mountain.
since we didnt have enough money to use the ski lift which requred $5 for non skiiers,, we decided we had to walk up the mountain.
We walked up the mountain and almost got run over by a few careless skiiers who yelled at us as the skiied by, but we eventually got there. There were a few telescopes and a lookout platform there/
We walked up to the haystack which i cautiously searched through while sam read the sign.
"This haystack is a historical marker presumably left by aliens who landed here 200 years ago, there are no eggs here, if you're looking for eggs in here, then this haystack would be what you call a decoy, and what your looking for is probably down near that place on the back of the lodge with several dumpsters." sam read.
we looked at each other and then looked down toward the lodge and sure enough saw a tiny haystack near the opening to the dumpster square.
Luckily apparently they gave free ski lift ride back down the mountain so we got down easily.
We ran over to the dumpster and found a haystack with a sign saying."caution do not play in or around the dumpsters this place is onder 24 hour survelience"
"!" We were now scared. We started acting casual..by whisteling, knowing we were under surveleince
"just try to casually dig through it" I whispered to sam, "Ill stand between you and where i think the camera is"
"why do we not want them to see us?"
"dont ask questions just do it"
We put the plan into action, after a few seconds i heard her say something
"what the matter" I said.
"its cold"
"huh?"
"look" she held up a egg that was light blueish and had a strange texture "its a...ice egg"
"ok...thats weird..a egg made of ice eh?"
"uhh im not sure"
"anyways get a few more to give to the bus driver for the ride home"
We grabbed about 6 of them and headed back to the bus stop
When the bus cam it, however, a different person was driving.
"hello" we said
"bus fare miss?"
"uhh, we have these ice eggs, because, we figured you accepted them as payment?"
"I DONT TAKE NO EGGS AS PAYMENT, IF YOU DONT GOT CASH ($5) THEN YOU DONT GET A RIDE" He slammed the bus doors and took off.
Later at around 10 pm we arrived at Slims cart.
"FINALY" sam yelled "my legs are killing me"
"mine too,and my hands are freezing from holding these eggs, anyways here you are Slim"
"thanks" slim said, "uuhh..yeah heres your chicken"
"thank you" I said.
After more walking we arrived at garys.
"here gary, you have no idea what we went through to get this"
"thanks here 50 cents"
We left toward our beds for SLEEP! without saying thank you...which wasnt nice kids remember to always say thank you.

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note from ben: this part was exciting because it was the last part in the 1st act of the story...kinda..well act 2 isnt too different but...Anyways the next part IS going to be a little tiny itty bitty different.