Icarl lost episode: isave animals like chickens part 13

REALLY STUPID CONTINUITY ERROR: uhh the phone they were using to call fredward was delivered to icarly by her pet stork who does that kind of stuff.
anyways
"Fredward! what did you do?!" i said to fred on the phone. we had just discovered my itube account had been terminated.
"its a long story" fred said
"...well get it back OR YOUR FIRED" i slammed the phone closed and stormed back toward slim. Onnour way we passed gary who reminded us that the entry period for the 2nd week of the scooby snack egg gathering drawing had started. (remember scooby snacks are the official currency of the local mall)
We kept on walking. "hey" sam said. "you wanna stop by albertsons and buy some chicken feed?"
"...sure why not" i said.
We soon arrived at the local albertsons. We walked around looking for the chocken feed and soon found some in the milk section, in bags.
It cost $2. anyways we bought it but we then were stopped by a guy in a bunnie suit, near the albertsons exit. he handed us a flyer for a local haircut store called "open cuts".
We thanked it and walked down a few blocks to where Slim was, carrying the medium-weight chicken feed bag.
"here slim we got some feed for the chickens"
"greeeaatt put it in the chicken feed bowl"
We poured it all into their bowl
"heres $2.50" Slim then said.
"greeeaatt thank you anyways its time to go egg hunting eh?" i said
"yes, lets see, so far since i've started sending you to places you've already been to, and where you've missed eggs from the 1st round. I've followed in the same order as the order you went the 1st time. so if we continue that pattern that means the next place you should look woud be the LWEB lagoon"
"what?" sam said clutching her forehead.
"lets go" i said, grabbing sam.
We soon arrived...at...the LWEB(loperville water and electric board) lagoon.
we greeted mr. gilbert and headed over to the haystack.
But we were stopped by a lady behind a booth who invited us to play a game called "goldfish toss"
"How do we play" i asked.
"ok see these fish bowls?" she expained, "i put goldfish crackers in these fishbowls. You throw this red ball. If the ball gets in a fishbowl. you get the goldfish crackers"
"umm nice. soggy goldfish crackers" i said.
i played anyways. and one won...errr won one.
"congrats" the lady said, and handed me my prize.
Anyways we got to the haystack.
"ok" i said "we have to be careful...remember what happened last time"
"yes...lets uhh search carefully"
we did so and discovered a orange egg.
"Woah...a orange egg...err an orange egg" sam said.
On the way back into the entrance my phone rang with fredwards ring. unfortunately i accidentally dropped the phone into the water.
"darn" i said.
"woah, dejavu" sam said. "actually i've been having a lot of dejavu lately"
"well, i guess ill just have to e-mail him when i get home" i said
"awwhhh e-mail" sam exclaimed.
On our way out, mr. gilbert stopped us. "hey you" he pointed to sam.
"what" sam said, frightened a bit.
"are those your shoes?"
"y-yes" sam said
Mr. gilbert started tearing up a bit.
"sorry, its just, my mom wore shoes very similar to those before she-she...moved away to russia for the season" he sudenly started crying "I MISS HER" he yelled.
"its ok. why dont you just call her?"
"can't...i dropped my phone in one of the water pools here." he explained.
"all right what about e-mail?"
"...SHE NEVER RESPONDS hardly"
"all right *cough* well we better go"
"all right" he said kind of embarassed.
we walked away
"that was weird" i said.
"i think it was suspicious" sam said
"uhh yeah" i said.
We arrived at slims where we exchanged the egg for a chicken.
"just a plain colored egg this time eh" he said
"yeah but it is still pretty..kinda..im not a big fan of that shade of orange that much but..." sam said
"yeah here is you chicken kiddies"
"...kiddies?"
Then we went back to Gary.
"heres another chicken" we said.
"wow you girls are expert chicken finders" he said.
"...well Slim just gives them to us"
"uh yeah..heres 50 cents"
"Thanks" we thanked him.
We headed over to where we were staying at where i found my laptop and logged into my e-mail. There was a e-mail from fredward saying, "well, i tried calling you but you didnt answer. but anyways, using my sly bartering skills. the people behind your termination have agreed to unterminate you if i can run a 65/80th marathon in less than a day blindfolded in a chicken suit. Its a strange request but i think i can do it, i mean i have to do it or ill lose my job, because you said i would and yeah...wish me luck."
i e-mailed him back "cool...uh be sure to tape it..maybe we could post it once this mess is cleared up. i'm sure it'll get lots of views"
a few minutes later he replied saying "do we have to?"
i said "of course. I believe in free monotony." and logged off.

note from ben: isnt this nice. uhh anyways tomorow we may in fact be seeing the return of albertsons park.
by the way is fredward icarlys brother? is he ifred then?