Icarly lost episode: part 18

So later me and sam headed back to Slim where we asked him where we should go next.
"welll...how about you go and check the lweb place again" he says
So we headed over to LWEB...but on our way we got stopped by the ghost of the troll that lived under the bridge. but we then sucked him up in a vacuum lamp and sold him to a traveling merchant we ran into later.
When we got to the LWEB place we noticed that Mr. Gilbert wasnt there. instead some lady with hideous shoes was at the entrance greeting people.
She said hi to us. we said hi back and then asked her who she was. she said that she was gilberts mother. and that gilbert had died yesterday evening and that in his will he left the lagoon to her so she same here to run it.
but sudenly mr. gilbert walked up to us.
"hello mom" he said.
"ahh it is a ghost" said his mom.
"nope..see i faked my death so you would come over here so i could reveal that i faked my death to you and that i wasnt actually dead and we could visit with each other."
"oh how sweet" she said.
anyways we walked away and headed to the haystack where we begunned searching.
I noticed a note nearby saying "this haystack has strange eggs in it...it is mystical".
anyways while we were searching i accidentaly knocked a lightening egg into a nearby body of water. which caused a electrical current to charge through the water.
luckily no one was hurt..badly. but sudenly a giant dragon made of bones burst from the surface of the water and ate some nearby swimmers...just kidding.
anyways we were searching through the haystack when we found a piece of coral...but on close inspection we concluded it was a egg disguised as a piece of coral...a egg made of coral.
so we named it the coral egg.
anyways we headed back to slim and then we arrived at where slim was and the we talked to slim at where slim was.
"hey slim we got another egg for you so give us the chicken that laid it or whatever because you think if the chicken lays this egg then it wont lay the golden egg and how many chickens does gary have anyway?" i said
"good i have no idea what your saying but here is your chicken" slim said, taking the coral egg
and we then namethed the chicken...chicken 17 and went back to gary.
who thanked us again and gave us 50 cents.

Well anyways we then decided to enter the drawing again because gary earlier said that the 3rd entry period was now underway and we probably should enter it before the 4th entry period started because then we might not be able to sign up for the 3rd entry period. but we dont remember if there was going to be a 4th entry period anyways.
uhh well the point was we headed to the barn to get 10 white eggs to bring to gary for a entry to the scooby snack sweepstakes.
so we washed our hands, wiped our feet and put on tin foil hats (not really) and went into the barn where we noticed a band playing on the stage inside. (they called themselves the harmonious haystacks)
apparently they play there every day at 3:30. you should go see them sometime.
anyways we found 10 white eggs in the haystack and headed back to gary where we dropped them in the basket next to the table where the little slips that you sign to enter were. gary handed us one of those slips and we put it in the drawing box.
and that was all. for now

note from ben: do balance out the last note from ben this note will be really short -end-