Lights! Camera! Action!
Gem: I am so excited! SO EXCITED!
Happy: Carla what's happening?
Carla: I don't know!
Panterlily: Are you feeling okay Gem?
Gem: Yep! I feel AMAZING!
Happy: What are you so excited about?
Gem: Well besides the fact I got a new dog, I am so excited about this scene!
Carla: Why would that be?
Gem: FAIRYS!
Pantherlily: What?
Mira: Didn't you know there are fairies in this play?
Gem: Mira is right! She should know! She is the Queen of the fairies.
The exceeds: I don't get it.
Gem: Wendy, Natsu, and Gajeel will be in this scene!
Happy: What are you waiting for? Let's get started!
Gem: WAIT! I may have forgot to mention that this play takes place in Athens. With that being said lets show the rolls! Carla can you help?
Carla: The following guild members will have the following rolls!
Nick Bottom will be played by Gajeel. (Yes that is actually someone in the plays name… be mature)
Flute will be played by Romeo.
Quince will be played by Bickslow.
Starveling will be played by Macao.
Snout will be played by Droy.
Snug will be played by Jet.
Puck will be played by Freed.
The fairy will be played by Wendy.
The King of the Fairies, Oberon, will be played by Laxis!
The Queen of the Fairies, Titania, will be played by Mira!
Happy: I didn't know you ship Laxis and Mira.
Gem: I don't but they were a good fit to their rolls! Break a leg actors and actresses!
Act 2 At Bickslow's house.
(Enter in Bickslow, Maco, Romeo, Droy, Jet, and Gajeel)
Bickslow
Is everyone here?
Gajeel
We are the best of the best and we fit the script!
Bickslow
Out of everyone on Athens you were chosen! We will be preforming for the duke and the duchess during the family reunion.
Gajeel
My good friend Bickslow you need to tell us the play we are doing, our names, and our rolls.
Bickslow
Wonderful! We are doing the comedy and romantic tragedy, Pyramus and Thisby.
Gajeel
It is a good play! Now Bickslow call out our names and our rolls. Go on!
Bickslow
Answer as I call your name. Gajeel Redfox the Iron Dragon Slayer.
Gajeel
I am ready! Name my roll and continue!
Bickslow
Gajeel you are Pyramus.
Gajeel
Who is Pyramus? A ladies man? A manly man? A hero?
Bickslow
He kills himself to be with the one he loves.
Gajeel
Why do I only have to be Pyramus? Can I play more than one roll? How about Thisbe and her best friend? Why do I have to be the lover?
Bickslow
Romeo Conbolt the fire wizard.
Romeo
I am here.
Bickslow
Romeo, you are playing the part of Thisbe.
(A/N I know Thisbe is a female, but when this play was written all actors on stage were males, even if there was a female role. Weird I know but that was just the way it was.)
Romeo
Who is Thisbe? A shining knight?
Bickslow
Thisbe is the lady of Pyramus's eye.
Romeo
What?! I was just starting to gain man points!
Bickslow
It is okay Romeo. It takes a manly-man to play a lady.
Gajeel
I think I have a way to solve all our problems! I will play Thisbe! I will talk in a high squeaky voice and it will be amazing!
Bickslow
Gajeel you will be Pyramus and Romeo will be Thisbe! End of discussion!
Gajeel
Okay then, please continue.
Bickslow
Macao Conbolt the Purple Flare Transformation wizard.
Macao
I am here, Bickslow.
Bickslow
Macao you are playing Thisbe's mother. Droy the Plant Magic user.
Droy
Yes Bickslow?
Bickslow
Droy you will play Pyrumus's fauther. I will play Thisbe's fauther. As for you Jet. You will play the lioness. I hope this play goes well.
Jet
I hope I don't have to say much. I am bad at remembering lines!
Bickslow
Don't worry your mostly roaring. It is not that complicated.
Gajeel
I know I should be the lion! I would be a great lion! I would roar that would make any grown man jump in his shoes! I would be so great the duke will give me the cue to roar again and again.
Bickslow
But the ladies will be frightened of the lions roar. They will scream and hide in fear. Then they would kill us all.
All
They would kill us all!
Gajeel
It is okay good friends! I will make sure they don't kill us! I will work with my vocal cords and make sure I am not scary. When I roar it will be like the cooing of a dove. It will be as beautiful as a nightingales song.
Bickslow
Gajeel you will play the part of Pyrumus because you were made for the roll. No questions asked!
Gajeel
I will take up this roll! But I must ask am I wearing a beard?
Bickslow
Yes you are. Why do you ask?
Gajeel
I must find the perfect beard! Should it be gray and white, should it be short? Should it have the smell of roses? There is so much to consider!
Bickslow
Never mind what I said earlier! You are not wearing a beard. Alright everyone meet me in the woods tomorrow night to rehearse!
Gajeel
I will see you then!
(Exit all who were previously on stage)
Act 2
Scene 1. In a wood near Athens
(Enter from opposite sides Wendy and Freed)
Freed
Hello! Where are you going?
Wendy
Oh you know. Here and there. Through that forest and through that desert. I travel faster than a wild cat at full speed. I serve the Fairy Queen. She knows the beauty of the world and all that is in it. She will be here soon with the rest of her followers.
Freed
Laxis is coming to. He is angry at the Fairy Queen. Laxis is mad and the queen will feel his wrath. It is the Indian boy that he wants so bad. Maria has never been to mad as to challenge Laxis and his abilities. He is jealous of the child. Since the queen has been withholding the child there is a war going on. We fear that this war will make us all suffer.
Wendy
I could be mistaken so correct me if I am wrong but aren't you Freed? I have heard of him. He is a prankster who is always pulling pranks on the humans. And there is another legend that if you do their work for them then they will have good luck. Are you this Freed?
Freed
It looks like I am famous! I am the Freed you are speaking of! I am Laxis's right hand man who is always ready to lend a hand. Speaking of which it looks like Laxis is here.
Wendy
My mistress is here! I must go!
(Enter from one side in Laxis and his group of fairies and on the other side Mira and her group of fairies)
Laxis
Hello proud Mira I am glad I can meet you tonight.
Mira
Jealous Laxis! I can barely look at you without being disgusted! Curse you!
Laxis
Aren't you being a little mean Mira?
Mira
I shouldn't be mad? You have a crush on another woman. Have you forgotten you have a wife? You have a crush on the one with red hair and the ability of requip! I bless her and hope she is happy!
Laxis
So you do credit the crush I have on Erza! You are not much better! You have a crush on Bickslow! You are not better than me!
Mira
Do you see what jealousy is doing to us? We have to meet on a hill in the middle of the night! Look at the world around you Laxis! The weather is out of control! There is snow in the tropics and warm weather in the poles! Lightning and thunder no longer go hand and hand but have minds of their own. We are the cause of this mess!
Laxis
Mira we could end this! All you need to do is hand over the child. He will be my personal slave.
Mira
This child is mine Laxis. He was the child of a nun who worshiped me. We became close friends. We had picnics and watched sunsets together. When she died I decided I would take care of her child. I will take care of her child like it is my own.
Laxis
How long do you plan on staying here?
Mira
I plan on staying until after the family reunion. You should come with me.
Laxis
Give me the child and I will go with you.
Mira
Over my dead body! Fairies let's go!
(Exit Mira and her fairies)
Gem: That is it for now!
Happy: That was abrupt! We must know what happens!
Carla: Then wait until the next update!
Panterlily: Gem, Gajeel's roll is weird.
Gem: Don't worry it only gets weirder!
Happy: Really?
Gem: Yep! There will be a love potion, a donkey, and love squares coming up!
Carla: That sounds interesting.
Panterlily: At least no one dies in this play.
Gem: Please review this play and I will update soon! This is Gem signing out!
Happy: Good bye and have a good day!