EM POV

"EMMETT MCARTY CULLEN" I hear Edward shout. Damn I'm in big trouble, hopefully he'll calm down later though.

"I'm coming" I run down the stairs Rose, Jackson, Jasper, Nessie, Bella and Aria all giving me questioning looks, Alice knows what I've done –I don't regret it either- and she's smiling like she's going shopping, which definitely isn't the case.

"What is this?!" he grits through his teeth, waving a white, business like envelope

"A letter?" I raise an eyebrow, Rose give and exasperated sigh and so did Edward

"You signed esme up for wife swap!" if he was human his face would be purple

"Emmett you imbecile" jasper shouts, glaring at me

"What the hell Emmett" Aria and Jackson shout

"Tell me this is a joke?" Bella gives me evil eyes. Rose, I can see, is way too angry to say anything

"I didn't know we would get through" he shrugs. Esme and Carlisle walk in looking confused

"What's all the noise?" esme asks

"Emmett signed you up for wife swap!" Nessie, my little prankster blurted out, damn

"You what?!" Carlisle shouted, now that's rare

"Guys calm down I saw it, everything's going to be alright" Alice says something at last

"no it isn't esme is going to go away for 2 weeks and we are going to be stuck with another woman, a human woman, and she's going to be telling us what to do and stuff, it is not going to be alright" aria shout, aria watches a lot of wife swap and she was the one who gave me the idea…well she didn't say it directly she was just watching it one time and the thought came into my head.

"Chill your beans, people" I say, she gives me a nasty glare, ouch that hurt, my other little prankster siding with the grown up side

"We will not chill our beans" Edward retorts

"Why, Emmett?" Carlisle asks confused

"I didn't realise I made the video so interesting…"

"Wait…video, let's watch it" Carlisle interrupts me

C pov

We really need to keep a closer watch on what Emmett is doing. We go to the formal living room to watch the video Emmett made for wife swap; I honestly still can't believe he could be so…so…well…stupid.

"Hello I'm Carlisle Cullen and this is my house" an amazing impression of me starts talking and the screen shows a picture of our house "this is my beautiful wife esme, she does everything and we all love her for it" is shows esme gardening then cooking "this is me in my office, I am the best doctor in central London and I work at the local hospital, I'm a workaholic" Emmett, really? now they are going to think I'm self-righteous, even if it was true, that boy really doesn't think "esme and I have adopted 9 teenagers, this is Emmett the most best son a guy could have and our gorgeous Rosalie the clear beauty of our family" I would totally not say that I don't have favourites, Emmett is so delusional "this is Bella and Edward, they are suicidal teens and are very quiet" this isn't how I would describe my children "and these are Alice who is a hyper active pixie and jasper who is a troubled teen" it shows a picture of alice jumping up and down and jasper reading "these are Aria and Jackson who are the most awesome kids I've ever met but Aria is a pyromaniac and Jackson is just as troubled as jasper… and last but not least is reneesme the funniest little sea monster I've ever came across" it shows Aria making a bonfire, which looks pretty odd then it shows Nessie laughing

"Emmett what kind of video is that?!" Edward shouts at him

"Calm down Eddie" Emmett puts his hand up palms forward in surrender

"I will not calm down my name is Edward not Eddie not Ed just Edward, get it... good!" Edward shouts again, Emmett really serves to piss him off

"Emmett, we are not suicidal teens" Bella says slightly calmer but I could see she was angry

"And I'm not hyper active" Alice interjects

"Me and Jackson are not troubled" jasper rolls his eyes

"Yeah I get it maybe I'm a pyro but you didn't need to say it to the whole world" Aria glares at him, something she learned from rose

"And I wouldn't speak like that or favourite you and Rose" I shake my head

"I can't believe they let us in with that video" esme laughs

"As I said this can be a good thing" Alice goes on

"Mmm Alice has a point, we can learn how real human families are like" esme say, I understand why Alice is so for it now

"And we might learn something from the new wife that comes" Alice adds

"Okay yes you guys have a point but Emmett is still in big trouble" I say sternly, this was going to be a hard 2 weeks without my darling esme.

A/N thanks for reading. I will be updating on Wednesdays maybe not every week but I will try, because I have another book I'm writing on wattpad (my name is lizziej121) and I have school and homework which sucks. I will also be doing it from different povs (point of views) it will just be their initials. So you can understand here they are (for the Cullen's) :

Carlisle= c

Esme=es

Edward=e

Emmett=em

Jasper=j

Jackson=ja

Alice=al

Aria=a

Nessie=n

Bella=b

Rosalie=r

So that's for the Cullen's I will do the other ones for the other family in the next chapter. I need girls and boys names if you have any good ones please pm me or put it in your review. I will pick the ones I want and the people that gave them to me will get a shout out. Thanks

Lizette-Addison XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX