A/N thank you to 4-feargodalone-6 for following. Here we go the next chapter, enjoy!

S pov

"Kamilla, get the post" I hear my daughter run down the stairs, how many times did I have to tell that child, she never listens. She hands me the post

*slap*

"No running!" I shout, I see her eyes moisten, but she blinks away the tears. Good. "Get dinner ready"

"Yes ma'am" she bows her head and walks in the direction of the kitchen. I look through the letters, bills, bills, wife swap, bank, work... wait what, wife swap. I rip the letter open.

Dear Mrs. Hasse (A/N pronounced ass)

We are writing to inform you that wife swap has accepted your form and video. You will be appearing on wife swap on Friday the 4th of September. Thank you for your participation.

From the wife swap team

I got in; tomorrow I will be on my way to help some poor, needy family. Since my family was so perfect I had applied to wife swap to show how perfect we were and to help another family be slightly better than they are.

"Jack, kamilla come here" I shout from the living room, my husband and my daughter enter the room

"I have been accepted into wife swap, so I will be going to help a needy family tomorrow" I inform them

"That great Suzanne" my husband smiles

"Well done mother" kamilla says, I shot a glare at her, my husband I believe that children should be seen and not heard.

"Bye bye, darling" I hug my husband the next day as the limo pulls up, quickly hug my daughter too

"Behave" I say sternly and wave at both of them.

It was a long drive; I slept and read and ate and slept and read and ate. I started looking out the window when we went into town, the other family must live in a small apartment or something. It confused me when we completely past the town and started driving down a little road, maybe they lived in a little shack or hut, I started regretting signing up. Until the driver pulled up at a ginourmous house... no mansion, it was four stories high with the most beautiful glass balconies, the front lawn looked like it had taken a decade to do, it was magnifi- way too over done. My simple two story house was better than this, these people were obviously materialistic. I walked into the house and it was as beau- over done as the outside. Most of the bedrooms seemed to have different designs and all of the ones that looked lived in -except one- had both male and female clothes in them, strange. I go downstairs to the kitchen and settle to read the manual.

Hello welcome to the Cullen household, I'm esme Cullen, I'm an interior designer so I work from home, I do the house work and cook I also garden. My husband Carlisle Cullen is a doctor at the local hospital; he works very early to very late and is not always home for dinner. Together we have adopted 9 teenagers, they do not have restrictions of any kind and do not do work around the house. They are allowed anywhere but they have to tell us where they are going first. Our kids are;

Emmett 18 he is the biological older brother of Alice a mischief maker and loves pranking

Rosalie 18 she is the biological twin to jasper and older sister to Jackson. She won't warm up to you quickly but give her time

Jasper 18 he is the biological twin to Rosalie and older brother to Jackson. He is generally quiet but paired with Emmett is big trouble.

Alice 17 is the biological younger sister to Emmett. She is very energetic and loves shopping.

Edward 17 is the biological older brother of both aria and reneesme. He is the most sensible, along with Bella; he is also a musician and can play piano exceptionally well.

Isabella 17 is very quiet but Emmett brings out her loudness, she likes reading and prefers to be called bella

Reneesme 16 is the biological younger sister of Edward and the biological older sister of aria. She can play pranks but she is very sweet. Edward is teaching her piano.

Jackson 14 is biological younger brother of Rosalie and jasper. He is generally quiet but can be a prankster too.

Aria 12 is biological younger sister to reneesme and Edward. She is likes reading but is as much as a prankster as Emmett.

I home school both aria and Jackson the rest go to school.

We let our children date and they are all together here is the pairings: Emmett and Rosalie, jasper and Alice, Edward and Bella, Jackson and aria, reneesme's boyfriend is in America so it's a long distance relationship. I hope you will enjoy your stay at our home. From esme

This family is crazy, these children are spoilt. Dating they're siblings –adoptive or not- is disgusting, dating at 12 alone shouldn't be allowed.

Es pov

"goodbye everyone" I call as I wave walking towards the limo, I had just kissed my husband and hugged my children, I am really going to miss them over the next 2 weeks, it was going to be hard.

"Bye esme, have a nice time" they all call back waving, I could see the sadness in their eyes even Emmett's

"And I'm sorry" he shouts back. Emmett will be Emmett. I get into the limo prepared for the long journey; I read at a human speed, it was tedious to say the least. Finally the driver stops at a small two story house. With my perfect eyes I could see the cream paint peeling off revealing some of the green it used to be. I went inside the house, I could see it was quite old, it was a boring yellowing cream colour, brown carpet, every room was the same except a baby pink room with a yellow bedspread and pink carpet, the room was quite bare, it must be the child's room. I go down stairs to looks at the manual;

Hello my name is Suzanne hasse; I live my perfect life with my husband jack hasse and my daughter kamilla hasse. I am a bank sectary and my husband is an engineer. Kamilla is twelve and she takes the bus to school and back, straight away when she comes home she must start cleaning the house and sometimes the garden, when my husband or I get home she is to start cooking. Kamilla must go to her after school clubs every day. She can only wear approved clothing and only be friends with the people we approve of.

The approved clothing is: below the knee skirts or dresses, no high heels except for church, no belly tops, and her hair must be up in a pony tail or pig tails or down with a head band. She is not allowed to date. We go to church every Monday, Wednesday and Sunday. I hope I can help your needy and horrible family.

From Suzanne hasse

I didn't like this woman already, how dare she call my family needyand horrible without even meeting them. I hope they give her a hard time. I hear a car pull up on the gravel outside; I hear the heavy breathing of two people, one of them obviously a child.

"Hello, I'm jack hasse and this is my daughter kamilla" i nearly snort at his name, honestly what kind of parents would call their child that. I can see jack's eyes going gooey, men these days.

"I'm esme Cullen, it's nice to meet you" I shake his hand and hug kamilla, she looks surprised at first, then she blushed just like how Bella blushed when she was human. We go through to the living room

S pov

I hear voices coming down the hallway and I stand up to go and greet the family.

"I am not going shopping with you, Alice" a female's frustrated voice shouted

"But Bella, you never come shopping" supposedly Alice whines, I hear low chuckling too "you're just going to be stuck with the boys because all of us are going shopping" she adds

"I'd rather be stuck with the boys than be with you shopping" she laughs

"Alice I'm sorry but you can't go shopping" a man's voice says "but you can go on Monday"

"that's not enough time, I need the whole day" she whines

"then have the whole day" the man's voice says nonchalantly

"Thank-you dad" I hear... her dad was letting her off school to go shopping, talk about spoilt.

They enter the kitchen, 10 beautiful people are in front of me, they all had the strangest golden eyes, they were beautiful... surely no one could be this beautiful, maybe they had plastic surgery. It was clear who Carlisle was, he looked older and more mature than the rest of them, he was hot.

"I'm Carlisle" he shook my hand

"I am Suzanne hasse" the children laughed, how childish

"Children introduce yourselves" he steps aside. The children hesitate until a hyper little pixie with short hair sighed and shook her head

"Im Alice" she bounces up to me, so this was the one that wanted to go shopping

"Jasper, ma'am" the blonde guy next to her nods his head, he looks like he's on drugs, urrgh creepy

"Edward" a bronze haired guy shakes my hand

"Bella" a brunette nods, this was the one arguing, she must not like shopping

"my names reneesme, friends and family call me nessie but your neither so call me reneesme" a girl that looks like a mix of Edward and Bella comes up, did they have a child... no that wouldn't work, I dismiss the thought, but that child is rude

"Jackson" mini jasper shakes my hand, he looks like he's in depression and also maybe on drugs, these children are weird,i just saw Edward laughing for no reason

"aria" a bronze haired girl holding Jackson's hand walks straight past me, the blonde haired girl smiled but went straight back to glaring at me

"I'm Emmett" a guy that looked like he was on steroids "and this is rose" he gestures to the blonde girl that was holding his hand

"Rosalie, to you" she gave me a sarcastic smile. How was I going to live 2 weeks with these rude children

"Reneesme, aria say hello properly" Edward says trying to disguise his smile, aria glares at him and reneesme starts to protest

"Now" he was quite the big brother, wasn't he

"Hello I'm aria" aria said elongating the sentence

"And I am reneesme" reneesme said the same way, they had no respect what so ever

"We are in our room" Jackson and aria head for the stairs

"Not so fast, why don't you get to know Suzanne, I have to go to work" Carlisle stopped them they sigh and start to head for the living room, Carlisle goes to the door.

"So how is your family like, Suzanne" jasper asked

"Well, I have a husband call..."

"You have a husband" Emmett scoffs, that's plain rude

"I'm surprised" Rosalie giggles

"Wow" aria shakes her head

"I feel sorry for him" reneesme mutters

"He is called jack hasse I..."

"No wonder..." Edward laughs

"He's a donkey" Alice nods.

"That's enough" I shout "let's talk about you " I retrieve my calm "where are you all from" I ask as I had heard a bit of an American accent coming from some of them

"I was born in new York" Rosalie says

"But we lived in Texas" jasper finishes, I knew I heard an accent

"Washington" Bella says looking bored. Reneesme and aria look at Edward

"We are from Chicago" he gestures to reneesme and aria and himself

"We are from London" Alice finishes.

"So what do you like to do?" I ask starting to see these kids aren't all rudeness but then they roll their eyes

"We like to be in our rooms, undisturbed" Rosalie says slowly

"You all share rooms?" I ask

"Yes" Bella rolls her eyes

"That's disgusting" I shake my head

"Why?" Edward challenges, I don't say anything

"We're going" Jackson says

"And don't disturb us" aria glares at me and they walk off, the rest of them go upstairs too. Rude children, I was right about them being spoilt but I don't think I can help them.