Es pov
I go downstairs on Sunday to find kamilla in the kitchen, running her hand under the cold tap
"What happened sweetie?" I ask "and why are you up so early?" it was 6am
"I burnt my hand on the stove, it's nothing really" she blushes. I look at her hand, she was right it was just small, it wasn't going to blister or anything and it most certainly not leave a scar.
"What were you trying to do?" honestly what would a 12 year old girl want with the stove at 6 in the morning
"I was cooking breakfast, I do this every Sunday and Saturday, I burn myself a lot" she said to reassure me, it certainly did not, there was going to be some major rule changes come next week. "I made eggs and sausages" she points to the table next to the stove, the eggs and sausages looked perfect.
"You didn't have to do that" I smile down at her, she's so sweet
"Yes I do" she smiles up at me sadly "I need to go to set the table" she takes the plates of food, one of them has considerably less food than the other two
They ate breakfast in silence until kamilla broke it
"Esme, do you have any children?" she asks quietly, jack shoots her a glare
"Yes, I do, I have 9 children, would you like to see a picture of them?" she nods, I take my phone from my pocket and I tell her who everyone is in the family photo I took the other day
"They are all so beautiful, I wish I was beautiful like that" I smile sadly
"You are your own kind of beautiful, kamilla" she shakes her head slightly only vampires would be able to see she shook her head so I decide not to say anything.
"Tell me about your family, esme" she says eagerly
"Well Emmett is a trouble maker…" I tell her about all of them, jack leaves but we continue speaking.
S pov
Time to wake these demons up. Urrrggg. I walk up the stairs and open the first door, Edward and Bella. I hear a scream, I rush to the room that it's coming from, Rosalie is in the corner screaming and kicking, Carlisle comes into the room and tries to calm her down but she won't. I'm surprised Emmett isn't awake, he hasn't even twitched, jasper runs into the room
"Rosie, it's alright, he's not coming, and we're safe" he murmurs and she starts calming down "you're safe, he can't get you, its fine, just breath" jasper continues and within no time she has calmed down. I go to wake up Emmett.
"Go away" he grumbles, I shake him
"Get the fuck off of me and get the fuck out of my room" of course I don't obey him
"For fucks sake, I'm up" he rolls his eyes and follows Rosalie into their bathroom, disgusting
I go back to Bella and Edwards room, they look so peaceful together, I don't want to disturb them, oh well
"Wake up" I shout
"Shit!" Edward jumps out of bed
"What the fuck" Bella sits up slowly, these two were by far the easiest to wake up, but why all the swearing, that's going to change come next week. I proceed to Alice and jaspers room
"wake up" I shout, Alice doesn't budge, I shout again, not a twitch, I start shaking her, she screams and screams jasper comes from the bathroom, shirtless
"Ali, ali baby, it's okay" he strokes her and her stops screaming but is still breathing heavily. Jasper glares at me. These children are so damn difficult. I go up to renesmee's room she looks as adorable as Edward and Bella, she really did look like the child of them but that wouldn't work, it just couldn't. I shout and scream and shake her she doesn't wake up, I decide to get a bucket of cold ice water and tip it on her head. She screams in anger
"These pyjamas are really expensive; I have to go to the dry cleaners now. I hate you" she runs to her bathroom. And I'm done waking these brats up. That took 1 and half hours.
When I get downstairs, they are all in the living room, still in their pj's or whatever they wore to bed, aria and Jackson are also there, kissing.
"Why don't you all get dressed" I suggest
"Nahh" Emmett shakes his head "we're gonna watch ted"
"That movie is not appropriate" I say
"We've watched it before" aria rolls her eyes
"I don't care" they don't pay any attention to me and they proceed to watch the movie, what disobedient children.
Later on I go and check on them but the living room in covered in plastic, so is the hallway and most of the other rooms. I hear a loud shot kind of sound then laughter, what are they up to now?
"1 nil to us" I hear renesmee's voice coming
"No fair, I wasn't ready" Emmett whines, another shot noise
"1 1" another shot noise getting closer
"2 1" a shot noise and something wet and sticky hits my arm hard, I would probably have a bruise, another one hits me
"That's enough" I shout, when they all come around me laughing
"You're no fun" jasper says
"You hurt me"
"It was an accident, big baby" Edward rolls his eyes
"Then you would be sorry"
"Sorry" Rosalie says sarcastically and she rolls her eyes
"Now stop, and come and eat something"
"What did you make" renesmee eyes me suspiciously
"Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"
"Where did the peanut butter come from?" Bella asks me
"The shop"
"What brand is it?" Alice looks at me strangely
"Skippy" these children are so weird
"And the jelly, what brand is that?" jasper asks
"Hartley's"
"What type of bread?" Jackson asks
"White" they all make a face
"We are allergic to peanut butter" aria shrugs
"We don't like jam" Emmett smiles
"We hate white bread" renesmee says. Why are these children so damn difficult?
"And only Nessie is hungry" Edward grins
"I'll make something nice for you, Nessie" Bella walks to the kitchen
"How come only Bella makes food for renesmee?" I ask
"Because Bella's her…" Emmett gets cut off by Edward, I wonder what he was going to say
"Because only Bella can cook out of us" I was astonished at this, these children were most certainly spoilt
"Was that because she cooked before she got adopted" I asked them
"Yeah" Edward said quietly
"Clean this all up now" I say referring to the plastic everywhere, Edward chuckles, weird boy. "I'm going to the shops I expect it to be clean when I get back"
"How long will you take?" Jackson asks smirking, that boy was so freaking irritating
"I don't know"
"You can't use the Volvo or the Aston martin" Edward calls
"And you can't use the bmw" rose says
"Or the porche"
"Or the black Ferrari and the red Lamborghini" aria shouts
I get to the garage and I decide to use the red Ferrari, they didn't say I can't use this. I go to the shop and come back.
As I enter the house I hear shouting and arguing and the house is a tip, why, just why did I leave them to clean up?
A pov
Suzanne actually left us to clean the house, is she crazy? Most likely.
"Okay then, so where to start?" Edward sighs
"Here" Emmett rips off the plastic, but he knocks over a cheap glass vase and it breaks
"Emmett!" Rosalie shouts
"What? It was an accident" we all sigh, Emmett and his accidents "look we can do it quickly like this" she starts running round tearing plastic off the walls occasionally wall paper to and knocking plant pots spilling the soil everywhere.
We end up having a big argument, really just to piss Suzanne off when she came home. It was hilarious. And we all hated Suzanne very very much. What she thinks about us is despicable and when she made me angry yesterday I was so ready to rip off her head.