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I need a faster way of waking up these children; they are the cause of my nightmares. And I have six more days of this torture, please kill me now.
I got an idea. I go downstairs and get one of the very shiny, new looking, saucepans and a likewise metal serving spoon. I go to the hallway where most of the rooms are and start banging it. When I didn't hear anything I open the doors and bang it harder.
"Emmett, keep the noise down!" I hear jaspers southern drawl
"Fucking hell, keep it down" Edward grumbles
"What the serious fuck are you doing" Rosalie comes out of her and Emmett's bedroom, glaring at me
"Why you wake me up, bitch?" she ask
"It's time to get up for school" she flips me off then walks back to her room
"What the fuck was the noise for, Suzanne?" Bella pops her head out of her door looking angry
"I was waking you up" I shrug, she huffs and go back inside her room
Jasper comes out of his room not ready
"Where are you going?" I ask him
"For a little smoke" he says "do you have a problem with that?" he walks away, these children are impossible
"Is Alice still in there?" I shout after him
"Yeah, leave her I'll wake her up" I ignore him and go into their room, Alice is so cute when she's sleeping she looks like a little child
"Wake up!" I shout and bang the sauce pan
"Get away from me!" she screams, and screams.
"Fucking hell, don't you learn from your mistakes" Emmett yells at me he starts to calm Alice down, it takes a while but he eventually does it
"Where's jazz?" she asks confused once she stopped screaming
"Outside smoking" Emmett shrugs "seeya then, I might try some of that weed stuff; jasper said it was quite nice"
"Okay then" she sighs happily "now get out, I have no idea what I'm gonna wear" she jumps out of bed and straight to her closet
"Good morning, Suzanne" Carlisle nods at me "it wasn't the wisest thing to do, y'know, banging the saucepan" he says "I have woken up Nessie for you, I will wake aria and Jackson up later so don't bother" he tells me, I nod
"She's such a bitch" I hear Emmett grumble obviously whining about me
"I wish we had esme back" reneesme says
"This is your fault Emmett!" Alice shouts at him
"We're gone, she's gonna come down in a minute" I hear Bella say, I run the rest of the way down the stairs
"Hold it right there" I block the way for them to pass "I'm coming with you today"
"Nooooooooo" Rosalie whines, Alice looks like she could cry and so does Emmett, Edward looks annoyed and Bella and jasper look angry as hell, it's almost scary the way they glare at me.
"Fuck you" jasper flips me off then walks past me to the garage, Alice follows him
"She's riding with rose and Emmett" Bella shouts and she and Edward run out to the car
"Urrgh, come on then" Emmett nods his head towards the garage, Rosalie glares at me like I killed her mother
The drive was silent but I could feel the tension in the car, it was cold and they didn't even turn up the heating, what is wrong with these children?
"We're here, get out!" Rosalie almost shouts at me, I take my time getting out of the car and I receive another one of her death glares. They walk off leaving me outside and not even showing me where to go, very rude, these children need etiquette lessons.
"Hello, please may I help?" a chubby redhead asks as I enter the main office, which I found by myself
"um, I'm Suzanne Hasse" I introduce myself and she looks confused "the Cullen's are participating in the show wife swap and I am the new mother, I have come to see how they do at school" she nods and gives me pass that lets me into the school, she also gives me their timetables and a map of the school
"thank you" I smile and go into the school, I look at each of the children timetables I realise that Edward, Bella and Alice have all their classes together and Emmett, Rosalie and jasper were the same, it was only reneesme that was alone because of their ages differences, but hopefully reneesme has friends apart from her siblings. I decide to go to Edward, Bella and Alice's first class, I see them as I walk in I wave but they ignore me, these children will be taught manners come next week.
"Hello class, can anyone remember what we were talking about next lesson?" the teacher starts the lesson, everybody stops talking except for Edward, Bella and Alice
"Edward, can you tell me?" Edward looks up, then smirks
"Nobody cares what we learnt last lesson, we just want to learn this lesson" he says amused, the teacher looks gobsmacked
"Well, we were talking about the emotions…." The teacher goes on and the three of them keep speaking
"Sir, Can I go to the toilet" Bella shouts out
"No"
"Sir, please, I'm gonna pee myself" she squirms
"go on then be quick" he consents and carries on teaching about 3 minutes later Edward slips out the classroom without the teacher realising
They don't come back for the rest of the lesson
"What are the Cullen's like?" I ask the teacher at the end of the lesson
"They are very cleaver students, I teach all of them and they are amazing, it's like they have knowledge before this time. They are quiet and keep to themselves" he says, is he delusional
"Okay" I raise my eyebrows and walk away towards Emmett, Rosalie's and jasper's lesson, history.
Throughout the lesson they chatted and I didn't even see them write a single thing on their paper. Jasper even corrected the teacher once; the teacher looked very baffled as she checked the book to see if it was correct. I asked at the end of the lesson how they were like and she said the same thing the other teacher said, how can they be so clever and I didn't see they so much as open their school bags at home.
Next it was lunch time as they were both double lessons. I walk into the cafeteria and it takes me a while to find the Cullen's when I do all of them are sitting at the same table. I walk over to them and sit down with them
"So your teachers tell me you are all really good in class" they nod, looking own at their food playing with it "I never see you do any homework or studying" I say, Emmett snorts
"We're too good for that" the rest of them laugh
"You need to study if you want to get good grades and a good job" I tell them, they all burst out laughing
"We always get good grades" reneesme says
"What do you all want to be when you grow up?" these children just think life is one big game; they need to grow up a little
"World champion wrestler" Emmett says, the others laugh "no, I'm serious, I've got the body for it and everything"
"I want to be a dog trainer" reneesme says, this receives even more laughter
"I wanna be a gum buster" Edward says, and just as they were recovering from laugh at reneesme's job they start laughing again
"I'm gonna be a chicken sexer" jasper tells us, what kind of job is that
"I wanna be a stand- in- bridesmaid" Rosalie says, these children's career options are rubbish
"I'm gonna be a dice inspector" Bella says
Next period I followed reneesme to her lessons, first she had math. She swung on her chair, corrected the teacher and she didn't write anything in her book. Next she had geography, I think she was sleeping during this, the teacher never called on her and she had her head down all lesson.
"How is reneesme doing?" I ask
"She is doing amazing, she is my star pupil" the teacher told me at the end of the lesson.
This is seriously messed up.
I rode home with Rosalie and Emmett; it was silent because I didn't have the heart to speak to these silly children.