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Chapter 4: The Great Dodgeball War
It was the second practice, and the team was gathered up at South High Elementary.
"Well, well, well..." Coach Barth muttered, "You're on our turf now..."
King Vegeta growled, "It's not my fault, it's Natsu's! I don't even wanna be here!"
13 walked up beside Chi-Chi, "Hey girl, considered dumping that idiot?"
Chi-Chi huffed, "Oh please, My Goku's a million times better than the likes of you,"
"Tell em Chi-Chi!" Bulma cheered on.
13 growled as he walked away, "Didn't want that b**** anyway,"
The next thing 13 knew, he was being yanked down on his collar by Goku.
"Don't you dare call Chi-Chi that name again or I'll personally deal with you!" Goku growled as he released his collar, causing 13 to fall in some mud.
"Woah, what was that?" Luffy asked.
"Duh, it's the 1% of all of us that is lovey dovey towards our gfs," Naruto said, "Unfortunately, Luffy doesn't have it,"
"I'm practically asexual! Even though I have a few occasional nosebleeds," Luffy said, "And it's a possibility after my adventure, I'll marry Hancock, but that's unlikely..."
"Man, thinking hurts," Naruto said.
"I know, right?" Goku said.
Meanwhile, Vegeta, Sasuke, and Zoro were watching his father argue with the other coach.
"I have a question," Vegeta said, "Why are you *points to Zoro* so nice?"
"Huh?" Zoro asked, waking up.
"Do you always sleep?!" Vegeta growled.
"Uhh...whatever, Luffy," Zoro muttered as he fell back asleep.
"How dare he?!" Vegeta growled, "I'm the Prince of All Saiyans! I deserve the proper respect!"
Sasuke glanced at Vegeta and rolled his eyes.
Next Day at School-
"ALL OF YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE!" King Vegeta screamed.
Everyone flinched ad King Vegeta nearly gone Super Saiyan on them.
"NONE OF YOU TURNED IN YOUR HOMEWORK!" King Vegeta screamed, "IT WAS ONLY 5 QUESTIONS! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T ANSWER 5 QUESTIONS IN 24 HOURS!"
"Hey! We turned it in!" Bulma and Cell said.
"I didn't care," Frieza said.
"I was doing ninja stuff," Naruto said.
"I was training," Vegeta said.
"I was drinking water," Piccolo explained.
"Uhh...I burned the computer in the library," Natsu said.
"And I was training too!" Goku said.
"FOOOOOOOOOD!" Toriko screamed.
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
"...*sigh*," King Vegeta sighed heavily as he walked towards the door.
"Gomu Gomu no..."
King Vegeta scolded as he opened the door,"I should give all of you extra home-"
"ROCKET!" Luffy screamed as he accidentally punched King Vegeta.
He crashed against the wall and sighed, "I would immediately forgive you if you did your homework,"
"Uh...Sorry I didn't do it, I was chased by the Marines," Luffy said, chuckling.
"FUUUUUUUUU-"
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
EmeraldoftheStars chapter 3
Natsu shall burn everything!*evil laugh* Ahem, anyway, nice chapter and NaLu reference. I have a feeling this teams football team will DESTROY the other teams!Anyway, update soon!
Me: Lol thanks!
Warm hugs chapter 3
I love the girls outfits. Can vegeta become more of a perv. Also for high school fic can there be a lot of pervs. Goku becomes a pervert. Vegeta could be a pervert. Krillin too. It would be funny.
Me: Well, we already have enough pervs, lol. Turles, Master Roshi, and Oolong. Goku as a pervert is kinda too OOC. Vegeta isn't really perverted with anyone else but Bulma, but that's mainly sex jokes. Krillin's kinda a perv, even from Dragon Ball, so that's no different.
Guest chapter 3
Lol I love Zoro and Vegeta's friendship
Me: Me too!
queenvicky99 chapter 3
I'm a day late ,but no biggie !Heyo and welcome back .Bet you had fun over the break .Anywho lol to the whole crew .Natsu is lighting me up (get it XD) .Also we all know Hinata is your wife . so don't play dumb with us XD .Also really Natsu ,how you going do that to Lucy like that .We all know you love (love) her *Moves eyebrows up and down fast * So don't go say it not *Stops moving eyebrows*Well I guess I'm down and oooooooo,I looked at Toriko XD ,Lol .Until next update ! Chow! ! !
Me: Lol, yeah he was about to say wife, but he's too young XD
Vegeta: Marriage...hmph!
Blake chapter 3
I have never watched I still like this fanfiction cause its I know dragonball im glad it was updated thanks!also I have to go erase my mind cause I just watched gt
Me: Lol, yeah..it'll take months...
Vegeta: GT...eww *shudders*
SuperSaiyanKnight chapter 3
This chapter was funny, poor Natsu, getting so many frying pans will give him.a splitting headache. Heh
Me: Lol, yup
Vegeta: Ha!
PippElulu chapter 3
BEAUTIFUL! *claps hands dramatically* LOVED THE CHAPTER!
I approve of your NaruHina and NaLu reference...I approve...
I very much approve...
Was Naruto about to say wife? Lol, same old Naru
LOVED IT, SEE YA SOON!
Me: XD Yeah, he was about to say wife
OnePieceFan22 chapter 3
Question time
1. Will Nami come to school and either be Luffy's GF or his crush?
2. Will Frieza have his god form in the 2015 movie IN ANY of your fics?
3. Wait... Natsu knows to control his fire. So why is everything burning?
4. Will Lucy make a cameo?
5. In your opinion who do you think is stronger, Natsu or Luffy (In my opinion Luffy, but Natsu is really strong)
6. Ever thought of adding death note or Yugioh or Pokemon or hell even Attack on titan characters to the fics?
7. Will you ever watch SAO (sword art online) or the devil is a part timer (Both good anime on netflix along with death note)
Me: 1) Nope. Oda said no romance between Straw Hats, and I'd rather have NamixSanji, but also I have too many main characters... 2) Yup, around high school 3) Cause it's for comedy 4) Nope 5) Luffy, I think he can use Haki on Natsu, since it's like him eating a Flame Flame Fruit 6) Nope 7) Nope
00gohan123 chapter 3
It's really weird to but funny weird
Me: True XD
Vegeta: There are plenty of weird stuff in this world...
DragonGurl57 chapter 2
Yay!I love this story!I recently started watching Naruto and I'm glad sasuke's a part of this!
And lol I don't think that there's any limit to drama in one.
Me: Eh, I still try to avoid drama...not my style
00gohan123 chapter 3
This was great as always anyway I think I found I new anime it's called.
Gonna be the Twin-Tail! I think it's pretty interesting so far.
Me: I would watch it but I have no time XD
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Lunch-
All the boys grumbled as they rubbed their abused heads.
"Thanks a lot, guys," Cell sneered, "He hit me, and I'm the one who actually did my homework!"
"No one cares!" Zoro yelled as Vegeta snickered.
"Why the girls didn't get hit?" Luffy asked.
"Cause they're girls, dummy!" Tien yelled.
All the girls circled Goku and started giggling.
"Hey Goku, I'll give you a dollar if you to eat this!" Celeria said as he gave him a dried up roll mixed with mashed potatoes, a grape, and topped with watery chocolate milk from the cafeteria.
"Okay," Goku said as he grabbed the food and popped it in his mouth.
"Eww!" All the girls squealed as they started laughing.
"Goku, you idiot!" Chi-Chi yelled as she slapped his head.
Goku shrugged while swallowing, "What?"
Bulma laughed, "He'd eat anything!"
"He's crazy!" Launch yelled.
Natsu kinda stared while Naruot looked sick.
"Why so sick? I would eat that too!" Luffy said.
"Hey!" Mr Blutzinger snapped, "No playing with food!"
There was a long silence.
"Mr. Buttstinger?" Natsu tugged Blutzinger's pants, trying to get his attention, but instead doing something much worse.
Blutzinger sniffed the air, "Do I smell chicken?"
He looked down, and screamed as his pants were on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Blutzinger screamed as he hopped around in pain, while the Chibis cracked up.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They laughed loudly.
"GIVE ME WATER! GIVE ME WATER!" Buttstinger screamed.
Piccolo drunk his huge bottle of fresh water, and everyone started at him.
"..."
"Oh h*** Naw! I'm not wasting my precious water for the likes of him!" Piccolo snapped as he drunk his giant bottle.
"I found some water!" Luffy said as he stretched far away, and grabbed a bucket of liquid outside.
He dumped it on Buttstinger, and the fire was put out.
"..."
Blutzinger sniffed, "What's that smell?"
He immediately lit up on an even greater fire than before, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Luffy you dumba**, that was gas!" Zoro growled as he punched Luffy's head.
"Oops...hehehe.." Luffy laughed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Buttstinger screamed as he ran out of the school, far away for any source of water.
Gym-
"Ok, kids!" Mr. Houghton yelled, "We're gonna play some Dodgeball: Death Version!"
"YAAAAAY!" All the kids cheered.
Goku and Vegeta were the captains, and they started choosing people.
Vegeta huffed, "Ummm...Namek!"
"YES!" Piccolo roared.
"Umm...Krillin!" Goku said.
Krillin walked towards Goku and they exchanged hi fives. "
"Moss head," Vegeta picked.
Zoro went to Vegeta's side and grunted, "Don't you ever call me that again..."
"Luffy," Goku chose.
Luffy walked towards Goku.
"Emo kid," Vegeta spoke.
Sasuke went to Vegeta's side.
"Naruto," Goku said.
Naruto went to Goku's side.
"Turles," Vegeta said.
Turles walked towards Vegeta's side.
Goku thought for a moment s he looked at the rest of the group, "Ummm...Taleem!"
Taleem trotted towards Goku.
Vegeta growled as the rest were girls and weaklings, "Tarble,"
Tarble smiled wide and ran towards Vegeta.
"Hmmm...Chi-Chi," Goku said.
Chi-Chi growled, "I was supposed to be your first choice!"
"Woman," Vegeta countered.
Bulma sighed deeply as she walked towards Vegeta.
"Umm...18," Goku chose.
"Kakarot! Stop reading my mind you cheater!" Vegeta yelled.
"I didn't I swear!" Goku protested.
Krillin smiled as 18 went to his team.
"Argh...Celeria," Vegeta chose.
Celeria went to Vegeta's team.
A few minutes later, there was only Yamcha, Master Roshi, and Toriko.
"Master Roshi," Goku said.
"Hee hee!" Master Roshi laughed as he went on Goku's side.
Vegeta growled as he looked between Toriko and Yamcha.
"Food food food!" Toriko said
Yamcha tried to look cool, but failed miserably.
"Food Freak!" Vegeta immediately said.
"FOOOOOOOOOOD!" Toriko screeched as he went to Vegeta's side.
"AWW MAN!" All Goku's teammates whined as Yamcha went on to their side.
"Wait! They have one less player than us!" Chi-Chi said.
"Well, I guess someone has to not play," Mr. Houghton said.
Everyone shoved Yamcha, out of the dodgeball zone.
"Now let's play!" Vegeta said.
Vegeta's Team: Zoro, Piccolo, Turles, Sasuke, Tarble, Celeria, Bulma, Launch, Tarble, Toriko, Frieza,
Goku's Team: Krillin, Luffy, Naruto, 18, Chi-Chi, Taleem, Master Roshi, Tien, Cell, Brolly, 17
The whistle blew, and everyone charged at each other.
"HA!" Goku and Vegeta screamed as they threw multiple dodgeballs.
Turles, Tarble, Celeria, Master Roshi, and Tien got out quickly.
Naruto quickly transformed into his Nine-Tails Chakra Mode, and sent glowing dodgeballs the speed of light towards kids.
Chi-Chi, Krillin, Launch, and Bulma got out next.
Zoro tossed some dodgeballs up in the air and hit them with the side of his three swords, sending them off.
17, 18, and Taleem got out.
"Gomu Gomu no...Pistol!" Luffy screamed as he punched many dodgeballs towards them.
Frieza, Toriko, and Piccolo got out.
Sasuke threw the ball up and backflip kicked them straight towards Cell and Brolly.
Unfortunately, they couldn't dodge and got out.
Naruto, Luffy, and Goku all growled at their opponents, Vegeta, Zoro, and Sasuke.
"Ka...me...ha...me...HAAA!" Goku screamed as he unleashed his attack.
" Gyarikku Hou!" Vegeta screamed as he countered attacked.
Zoro and Sasuke sent dodgeballs towards the blast as Naruto and Luffy did the same.
The beams collided as it got bigger and bigger, and bigger, until the beam clash finally exploded and dodgeballs were sent flying everywhere.
After everything calmed down a bit, everyone looked expectantly at the coach.
"...The winner is..um...it's a tie!" Mr. Houghton said.
"Really?!" Piccolo growled.
"This is bull!" Launch yelled.
"We had a giant battle, and you say it's a draw?!" Vegeta yelled.
"No fair!" Luffy screamed.
"Yeah, it doesn't make any sense..." Goku said.
"I have an idea! Let's beat him up!" Frieza yelled.
"YEAH!" Everyone screamed ad they circled Mr. Houghton.
"No...no...get away from me!" Mr. Houghton cried, "HEEEEELLLLPPPP!"
Next Time- Game 1
Sorry I didn't update sooner, I had field trips and hard tests this week..ugh. But now that I'm officially done with basketball and stuff, I will be able to update more early. But I hope you enjoyed this chapter overall!