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Chapter 5: Game 1

Captains-

Goku

Vegeta

Piccolo

Positions-

Krillin- Quarter Back

Vegeta-Running Back

Natsu- Wide Reciever

Brolly- Center

Zoro- Guard

Goku- Wide Reciever

Naruto-Tight End

Toriko-Guard

Sasuke-Tackle

Piccolo-Tackle

Luffy- Running Back

It was the first game of the season, and all the kids were excitedly chatting about it.

"I can't wait for the football game!" Goku exclaimed.

"I know right, It's gonna be so cool!" Luffy said.

"Well, all I want is pancakes," Vegeta said.

"It's not as good as ramen!" Naruto said.

"All you think of is ramen..." Natsu stated, while catching his pencil on fire.

"Ok class, shut the h*** up," King Vegeta silenced as he walked on.

"..."

"Okay, today we're gonna learn about geometry," King Vegeta said.

"It's about Earth," Vegeta said, sure of himself.

"Isn't it about the planet?" Goku asked as he raised his hand.

"No," King Vegeta said.

"Wow Kakarot, you're stupid," Vegeta chuckled.

"Son, you said the same thing," King Vegeta said.

"..."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone busted out laughing.

"Shut up or I'll destroy all of you!" Vegeta screamed.

"Now," King Vegeta chuckled, "Who the f*** did their homework with THREE questions?!"

Everyone immediately stopped laughing.

"..."

Only Bulma and Cell raised their hands.

King Vegeta's eye twitched and everyone prepared for-

"YOU MOTHERF***ERS DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK WITH 3 QUESTIONS?! ARE YOU RETARDED?! DUMB?! MENTALLY CHALLENGED?! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK, NO RECESS!" King Vegeta blew up.

Everyone was trembling in their shoes.

"N-No recess?!" Goku exclaimed.

"That's right!" King Vegeta growled.

"No fair!" Turles said.

"Life isn't fair!" King Vegeta retorted, "Now get ready to go to drama class!

"Huh?" Everyone questioned.

"You have a new class, so get the f*** outta here!" King Vegeta yelled.

Drama-

"Hello class!" Ms. Jerkins said, "Today we're gonna learn how to do the fox trot,"

"Huh?" Everyone asked.

"A dance!" Ms. Jerkins said.

"WHAAAT?!" Everyone (Primarily the boys) screamed.

"Zoro! Dance with me!" Luffy yelled.

"NO!" Zoro yelled back.

"Hey Goku, why don't you dance with Vegeta?" Naruto teased.

"What are you talking about? I'm not the one who kissed my rival on my first few episodes.." Goku said.

Naruto and Sasuke blushed, "DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!"

"Ha! Goku treated you!" Piccolo laughed.

"Uhh..teacher? I can't dance, I burn everything I touch," Natsu said as he showed Jerkins his flamed hands.

"Oh...okay, you can go," Jerkins said.

Piccolo moaned, "Uggh...I'm sick cause I'm green..."

"Oh dear! Go to the nurse!" Jerkins yelled.

"Piccolo, out!" Piccolo screamed as he left.

"We're sick too!" Cell and Frieza yelled as they followed Piccolo.

"Uggh...lucky!" Krillin whined.

"Now, who's first?" Jerkins asked.

"We are!" Bulma yelled as she raised her and Vegeta's hand.

"The f*** are you talking about, Woman?! I'm not dancing! I don't even like you that much!" Vegeta sputtered and blushed as he ran out the door.

"Hey! Come back you chicken!" Bulma yelled as she followed him out of the door.

"..."

"FOOOOOOOOOOD!" Toriko broke the silence.

"Didn't he just beat someone up for her a few days ago?" Zoro asked.

"He's a tsundere," Goku said.

"Huh?" Luffy asked.

"You act like you hate the person you love, but it's OBVIOUS," Celeria said.

"Ohh...we'll that's stupid," Zoro said.

"I know..." replied Naruto.

"Umm...who's first?" Jerkins asked.

"Us!" Luffy said as he stretched his arms, and brought Zoro to him.

"NO!" Zoro yelled as he struggled from Luffy's grip.

"HEEELLLLP!" Goku screamed as his hair was forcefully pulled by Chi-Chi.

"Umm...teacher? I have a wi-girlfriend, so I can't dance with anyone else..." Naruto said.

All the girls crowded Sasuke and started begging.

"Dance with me!" "Dance with me Sasuke!" "No! I'm prettier!" "B**** please, I'm much cuter!"

Bojack and Android 17 growled with anger and jealousy as their girlfriends were in the crowd.

Sasuke said in an expressionless voice and face, "I'm already taken,"

All the girls gaped their mouths open in shock, "..."

"WHAAAAAT?!" They all screamed.

"Ha! We do that all the time in my anime!" Luffy laughed.

All the girls sat, depressed as Sasuke leaned up against the wall and meditated.

"YES!" 17 and Bojack cheered happily, "HE'S TAKEN!"

The teacher announced, "Okay, let"s begin...and one, two, three, four-"

"FINAL..FLAAAASSSHHH!" a voice screamed as he busted in and blasted the teacher.

Everyone was dead silent as they watched the teacher got roasted.

The teacher was obliverated, and Vegeta stood there panting, tired from the blast.

Bulma just caught up to Vegeta, and gaped as she saw the teacher in ashes.

"See woman? The teacher died from...umm...Ebola, so we can't dance!" Vegeta lied.

Luffy said, "Heey...she didn't die of Ebo-"

'Shut the h*** up!" Vegeta whispered.

"Well, that's bogus," Bulma muttered.

"Ha! Vegeta wins!" Vegeta yelled.

"BUT! You gotta promise to dance with me in my 6th grade dance!" Bulma said.

"Yeah, yeah, I promise or whatever," Vegeta said.

'Ha! That's 3 years from now! It'll never happen!' Vegeta thought evilly.

Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!

Warm hugs chapter 4

Have you ever watch tfs. I suggest you watch it it is hilarious.

Me: Yeah, I watched all of the episodes

00gohan123 chapter 4

Heh alright it seems goku still has some saiyan in him hahaha don't mind the late update as long as it nit abandoned I won't really care.

Me: Lol, I'll never abandon this series!

PippElulu chapter 4

Awesome chapter! I loved it! Hmmm... *moves head to the side slightly* I like Hancock...and Luffy...WARGH! *falls over clutching head*

I saw leaked Naruto the Last Movie images...

NaruHina kiss scene *pumps fist silently in a 'aw hell yesh' way* Winnnnnn...

Anyway, the chappie was AWESOME! LOVING GOKU'S 1% MOMENT AND THE DEATH GAME!

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT!

Me: Lol, I personally don't like the movie...Naruto's is milked too much in under a year...

SuperSaiyanKnight chapter 4

This was a fun chapter, Goku would eat anything, even if you spat in his sandwich in front if him (eurgh gross!) He'd still eat it. Lol!

Me: Lol True

queenvicky99 chapter 4

XD !You such watch The Devil is a Part-Timer ?that show is funny as back to to my review :This was some funny as sht .Piccolo YOUUUU jerk ,but I give you props !No body wants Yamyuck XD .Buttstinger got fried XD , ,I can't wait until next chapter ,you just don't know girl .But I shall wait .I need to stop laughing first before I can read anything else .Well until next chapie ! Chow!

Me: Lol thanks! And I always wanted to fry Buttstinger

friezafan chapter 4

It's been a while since I review great veggie going ssj would have been flippin funny.

Me: Thanks!

Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!

At the Game-

"Ok, devils, we're going against the Bulldogs, so they're weak. Now, just do play #33 until I say something else!"

"Right!" Everyone agreed as they excitedly ran out into the field.

The game started, and Vegeta and this kid named Crocodile chose the sides.

"Tails!" Vegeta and Crocodile said simultaneously.

"..."

Vegeta's tail waved around aggressively, telling him some hidden messages.

"I have a tail, so I'm choosing tails!" Vegeta said.

"But I hate heads!" Crocodile whined.

Vegeta growled as his tail waved even more aggressively.

"Hey, how about we play rock paper scissors?" The ref suggested.

"No way! Arm wrestle!" Vegeta challenged.

"Fine," Crocodile said.

They set the table up and Vegeta and Crocodile got their arms into position.

"Ready...go!"

Vegeta leaned his arm towards his way, but what he didn't expect was Crocodile turning his hand to sand, which caused Vegeta's arm to fall on the table.

"Crocodile wins!" the announcer said.

"NOOOOOOO!" Vegeta screamed.

He stamped his foot on the ground, which caused a giant hole to form, and was about to pound his arms on the ground-

"Calm down!" Goku yelled as he restrained Vegeta.

Vegeta growled, "FINE! Just stop touching me, Kakarot!"

The whistle blew and Crocodile tossed the ball to his fellow player, Buggy the Clown.

Krillin immediately stopped and gasped, "IT'S RONALD MCDONALD!"

Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Krillin immediately jumped Buggy and started beating him up.

"I'm not Ronald McDonald!" Buggy cried as he tried to block the punches, but couldn't.

King Vegeta slapped his forehead while Naruto asked, "Do they have something against Ronald McDonald?"

"Something like that..." King Vegeta sighed.

The Bulldog's coach waved a white flag, meaning that they give up.

"Yes! We win!" Luffy cheered, "Ok! You guys can stop beating up Buggy!"

Buggy was still crying in pain as they continued beating them up.

"..."

"Uhh...guys?" Natsu asked.

"Ow! Help- Please, not the nose! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-"

Next Time- Halloween

Sorry, I had three big tests this week...ugh. I'm just gonna start updating two times a week on winter break, I have too much pressure for the end of the quarter. Anyway, I'll probably post the 1st chapter of 5th grade once I get 75% done with 3rd grade (Ch. 11). But I hoped you enjoyed this chapter, and next game I'll add more football action.