A/N so I am back to proper updating, I hope you all had a great Christmas and new year, thank you all so much for sticking with me and Cullen wife swap and I hope you do carry on reading, I will have more regular updates from now, I promise. Either Monday or Thursday or maybe sometimes both, I will let you read now…
A pov
"Why!?" I demand, can we not go out and get away from her, 1. If she sees us sparkle, damn we're in trouble when dad gets back 2. I don't want to go anywhere with her, with what she's wearing 3. I fucking hate her!
"Because I don't trust you" she replies briefly
"Bitch" Rosalie mutters
"Be careful I don't make you go and wash your mouth with soup" she tuts, we just laugh at her "where are we going, anyway?"
"Shopping! In Seattle!" Alice sings, grabbing her purse
"You stay off from school to go shopping?" she questions
"Yeah, why not?" Rosalie shrugs
"You need to go to school, to learn, you're not going to achieve anything by shopping" she shouts in frustration
"Yeah, we can achieve something, we can try to beat the world record for the most money spent in one go" Emmett says, smiling like the idiot he is
Suzanne the slug shakes her head, sighing. Edward laughs at my nickname for her
"Anyway lets go shopping" Nessie says, carrying her little dolphin teddy that Emmett got her once before I was with them, apparently.
"Me and Bella are going in my car, who else?" Edward invites
"I'll come with you, da- Edward" Nessie stutters, slug doesn't seem to notice, honestly maybe she is a slug in disguise, unlikely but stranger things happen every day, I mean I'm a vampire
"And us" Rosalie and Alice shout at the same time but meaning, Rosalie and Emmett or Alice and jasper, they give each other evil eyes. Jackson and I stayed silent; we are going to ride with slug to make sure we piss her off as much as we can
"I can't drive yet" I helpfully (note the sarcasm) volunteer
"And I am not driving that long distance, I tend to get tickets" Jackson follows my lead, hot may I say
"Rock paper scissors" Emmett says to settle who is going with Edward and Bella and who would drive the other car with the rest of us in there
They finish a round of rock paper scissors and it looks like Emmett's driving with Rosalie riding shotgun and slug me and Jackson in the back, this will be fun. We get in the car; I sit on Jackson's lap, facing him
"You can't sit like that" slug says
"Why?" I respond
"Because it's not safe"
"Psssshhhhtttt, why?" I kiss Jackson lightly
"Because if Emmett crashes…"
"I am not going to crash" he buts in, she narrows her eyes at him
"who want some?" rose produces some vodka out of her bag, obviously we don't like it and it doesn't have any effect on us but drinking human drinks Is far better than eating, sometimes it was even nice, like a bit of wine mixed with a blood is nice, same with vodka and sometimes even fruit juices. This vodka had a little bit of blood in it so little that humans wouldn't be able to see the slight pink tinge of the clear liquid.
"Me" Emmett said
"No, nobody has any of that" party pooper nearly shouts
"whatever, slug" I mumble but loud enough for her to hear, she looks shocked, see if I care "I'll have some" I smile, Rosalie pours me some, I take a little sip but make it look big, urrgh if only it had a little more blood in.
"I'm good for now, Suzanne?" Jackson asks her being polite
"No" she crosses her arms
"Your loss" he shrugs and wraps his arms around me, he feels so warm even though in reality he is as frozen as me, but still it feels like I'm wrapped in a big cloth of protection, comfort, warmth and most of all love, mmmmm. We start kissing slowly, but then the need grows and a little moan escapes my lips, I feel Suzanne look at us shocked
"Aria, Jackson, stop this instant, aria sit on the seat" she orders, she really thinks we're going to listen to her, ha
"No, I'm not sitting next to you, eewww" I make a face at her and kiss Jackson
"Rosie, do you want to swap for a bit?" Emmett asks, hehe
"sure, baby" we are stuck in a traffic jam with the other a car behind us so Emmett wasn't actually driving, rose takes off her seat belt and so does Emmett, they swap places without getting out of the car and give each other a long, passionate kiss, hehehehe, slug is going to be so pissed
"That is dangerous, don't do that again, now carry on driving" she shouts, interrupting their kiss
"Whatever" Rosalie mumbles
"Stressy" I hiss
"Who's on their period" Emmett mutters but slug definitely heard him, we giggle because it could only be her
"Shut up and drive" she shouts
"Jeez, don't shatter the windows" Jackson gives her a dirty look.
Finally we get there and she is really huffy, yay mission accomplished. Emmett puts his hand up waiting for a high five, I high five him
"We rock" he does a little happy dance
"Yep, we do" I respond with my own, better happy dance
"What are you two so happy about?" Alice comes over from Edwards's car
"We really ticked of blob over there" I tell her nodding towards Suzanne who was talking to Edward, who was still very annoyed and angry at her
"Good, hehehe" she giggles "let's go shopping!" she shouts after
"This is a big place" Suzanne says, oh my gosh, really? She… her voice, no her presence is even annoying
"Not really, there are bigger places" Alice says "anyways we are going to all stick together"
"Why" Edward moans
"Because!" Alice replies
"whatever lets go then, where to first?" Bella says, Bella hates shopping, she would much rather get it done with, I love shopping though, Alice takes me shopping every time she goes she takes reneesme too, we're like her little dolls sometimes it get really frustrating but we get to wear super cute clothes so it's worth it, I guess.
"Let's start with Macys, cos we'll be quick in there" Alice says and we all go over to Macy's
S pov
These children are ridiculous, they spend a day off school to go shopping, and wow things are going to change so bad when rule change comes and I can't wait.
"Let's start with Macys, cos we'll be quick in there" Alice says and we start going over to Macy's
They spend over 4 grand in there, mostly the girls, Alice buys tons of clothes that she probably won't wear, Rosalie buys a ridiculous amount of jewellery and about 10 purses, reneesme buys 6 bikini's,11 pairs of shoes and 8 purses and some clothes too, aria buys 21 pairs of shoes-why does a 12 year old need so many shoes, she's probably going to grow out of them really soon-, 4 purses and accessories and clothes, ridiculous!
Next we go to Abercrombie and finch, they spend about 7 grand in there, and they probably bought half the shop. We went to Hollister next, the boys mostly bought stuff from here but the girls did by a bunch of shoes. We went to the Nike store and… oh my gosh they all bought about half the shoes in their size, this is disgusting, how can Carlisle let them throw money away like this. We went to a bunch of other shops and I didn't buy a thing, too expensive and plus I was trying to set an example but they weren't watching me, all the while they didn't eat a thing, I was hungry so I got something to eat.
We got in the car and went home, I really need to talk to Carlisle about their spending habits, this is really really greedy, with all that money they could give it to charity or adopt an animal or something but no, they shop.