S pov
When we get home Carlisle isn't there so I decide to speak to the little demons themselves.
"children, come to the living room, you can unpack the cars later" I say when Alice starts to protest, they all sigh and make their way to the way to big living room of their house
"Today I saw how much you spend and I really am disgusted" I tell them
"Why?" Alice asks, looking confused
"Because you spend way too much on clothes and shoes and stuff, and I doubt you wear all of them more than once" I say
"Alice doesn't let us wear them more than once" Edward sigh
"What?!" that's ridiculous
"No its not! You can't wear one outfit more than once that's a crime, I should report you to the fashion police 'cos I've seen you wear that shirt twice within you being here" Alice shouts at me, the other laugh, but Alice is taking it seriously
"There's no such thing as the fashion police" I tell her
"Yes there is" Bella says, why is this family so confusing
"Yeah, Alice is an agent of theirs" renesmee tells me, what?!
"What?!" I shout/ask
"Oh my gosh, you have never heard of the fashion police?!" Alice sighs exasperated
"No, I haven't" I tell her
"Have you been living under a rock?!" she shouts, clearly getting very annoyed, such a brat, and I thought I might like her as well, wow
"I really don't care, Alice. What I'm saying is that you can wear something more than once, it's really fine" I tell her, now I'm getting annoyed
"It is not" she starts to sulking, jasper tries to cheer her up a little but no success
"Okay you can go now" Rosalie says, rudely. I walk out anyway, I have really had enough of these brats today, I'm going to bed, only three more days till rule change, please make them go fast.
R pov
What a pig or slug. I hate that woman, I swear, if I wasn't a vegetarian I would have killed her by now, but I wouldn't have drank her blood, naahhhh that's manky, urrrkkk.
"Rose" Edward whines obviously hearing my thoughts
"Stop looking in my head, then. And anyways you don't like the cow either"
"Slug" aria reminds us
"Yeah slug" I say
"I know but we still have to live with her for a week and a bit, so we might as well be a bit positive" he says, he can be so annoying sometimes, I swear if I didn't know him properly he would be dead
"I heard that too" he raises his eyebrows
"well its lucky I know you properly" I give him a cheesy grin and I thumbs up, Bella is strangely quiet, looking at renesmee talking to aria and Jackson, she's not smiling though, she almost always smiles when she's looking at Nessie, she looks puzzled like she's trying to figure something out, maybe its Nessie's mysterious boyfriend, I really want to know about that
"What's up, Bella?" I ask her, we are like best friends now, Nessie definitely brought us together, she brought everyone together
"Do you think Nessie has a boyfriend?" I lip read, nobody else saw, well Edward knew but that's all right, it is his daughter after all. I shrug my shoulders
"We should talk to her about it" I mouth back
"We?" Bella raises her eyebrow, I nod vagrantly, and she shrugs and nods
"Ummm…" Bella says, looking at Edward for help
"I think we need to have a little family chat…talk…whatever" he says a bit nervously, ha I haven't seen him so nervous before, ha-ha. He squints his eyes at me, as if to say 'shut up'
"But Carlisle would have to be here, or is it a plan on how we can annoy her more?" Alice says
"Carlisle doesn't have to be here, we'll tell him later" Bella says
"um okay then" jasper nods, Jackson, aria and Nessie sit down all three of them on the love seat, I swear they are all so cute even if Nessie does look like 16 now, she's still got a cute little baby face, and Jackson stuck awkwardly at 14, but at least his voice chose what it wanted before he changed or maybe when he was changing, it chose to go low, which doesn't really fit very well as he acts like a 4 year old rather than a 14 year old, then aria, next to Nessie she is just so adorable, she is barely developed and she honestly would have grown up to be a beautiful lady, but maybe it's good she didn't, I mean, look what being beautiful did to me
"So um remember at the bonfire thing we did, the other day" Bella starts, we all nod
"That was dangerous, aria" Edward adds
"It was fun though" she smiles, he shrugs even he can't admit that it wasn't fun
"And we played truth or dare" Bella goes on "and slug found out me and Edward are married
"I am still so sorry" Jackson buts in, jeez we need like a speaking teddy or ball or something
"It's okay" Bella reassures him "yeah, and Nessie, you said something about this guy at school" Bella goes to speak again
"yeah, I've been wondering about that" Emmett says, looking at her with his adorable puzzled face, I swear Emmett is the best thing that's happened to me in my life….existence, next to this beautiful family of course, even if Edward gets on my nerves sometimes
"Yeah what about Jacob, I like him, y'know" Jackson adds
"Okay, let me explain" she says, very confidently might I add
"so me and Jacob are… you can say… taking a break, I truthfully am not totally in love with him" Edward nearly screams with delight, Edward hates Jacob but Nessie has even brought them two together a little "and I'm not totally in love with this other guy, but I like him enough to date him, and yeah we are dating" she breath out and carries on "his name is jack, and he's a really nice guy" she finishes smiling
"He's human, right?" Alice confirms, ness nods
"And your being careful" I say, she nods again
"It's so easy being with him" her face falters a bit "but he's…he's bisexual" she whispers, but of course we all hear
"Aww, that's so cute" aria says
"that shouldn't matter, he's a person, he's a human being" Bella says, she is positively gleaming, I don't think she was really comfortable with her best friend and daughter dating, I wouldn't be anyways, I mean he was there when she was born, bit weird, but that describes mutts for you.
"I want to meet him" Edward says, he looks so excited
"I can invite him round tomorrow, we have all fed haven't we" she says
"Yeah, whoop. I get a new little brother, oh yeah, uh hu, oh yeah" Emmett does his weird happy dance, I slap him behind his head
"Baby" he whines, rubbing it, oh my darling Emmett…
A/N did you like it, can't wait to write the next bit, what will Suzanne think of jack? Hmmmm, I hope you like the Rosalie pov, why don't you review and tell me Ur fave part of this chapter, thanks for reading