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Chapter 9: Football Championship
Captains-
Goku
Vegeta
Piccolo
Positions-
Krillin- Quarter Back
Vegeta-Running Back
Natsu- Wide Reciever
Brolly- Center
Zoro- Guard
Goku- Wide Reciever
Naruto-Tight End
Toriko-Guard
Sasuke-Tackle
Piccolo-Tackle
Luffy- Running Back
It was sometime in December, and it was the final game of the season: The Superbowl.
The Shenlongs boarded the bus to East City, where surprisingly they were gonna face the Eagles, Sabo's team.
"YEEAH! I GET TO SEE SABO!" Luffy screamed in the bus.
"If you don't shut the f*** up..." King Vegeta growled.
"I can't wait to win the championship!" Naruto said.
"I just wanna cut someone," Zoro stated.
"This will be so exciting!" Goku smiled, "I'll face new people, and possibly challenge them to a battle!"
"No fighting!" Chi-Chi yelled as she brought the frying pan down on Goku.
"I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT ALL OF THE FOOOOD!" Toriko squealed.
"Calm the f*** down!" Vegeta yelled, "And Woman, stop playing footsies with me!"
"That's not me!" Bulma yelled, in front of him.
Vegeta looked back to see Krillin behind him, chuckling sheepishly, "Uhh...it's not what it looks like,"
"You're lucky you have a girlfriend...I suggest you stick to her..." Vegeta threatened.
As Vegeta turned around, Krillin frowned at the snickering Natsu, "I did your dirty work, now give me my dollar!"
Since they forgot to tie Natsu up, he was free from the Box.
Natsu handed Krillin the dollar, but it burned before he could grab it.
"..."
"Oops...sorry," Natsu chuckled.
"Hey! I see East City!" Goku exclaimed.
"Where Kakarot?!" Vegeta asked, his face pressed up the window.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly roared.
Bulma gloated, "I remember this city. I made my grand speech about how I cured cancer here! And since I'm such a geniu-"
"STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU ACCOMPLISHMENTS!" Everyone, even King Vegeta screamed.
The football field came into view, and everyone took a moment to look.
"What a big field!" Naruto marveled.
Bulma whined, "Not as big as my backyar-"
"Woman! Shut up! No one wants to hear your accomplishments and feel bad about themselves!" Vegeta groaned, "
...Unless I'm part of the gloating!"
Everyone slapped their foreheads, "Please no..."
"What?! I deserve to be gloated about! I'm the Prince of All Saiyans!" Vegeta bragged.
"Ugh...there he goes again..." Piccolo groaned.
Once the bus skidded to a stop, all the kids busted out of their seats and started crowding in front of the bus, talking all at once.
"Ok kids, shut the h*** up, so we can get out," King Vegeta sighed as he reached over the half alive bus driver and opened all of the emergency doors.
"LET'S GO!" Luffy screamed as he busted out of the roof exit. Goku flew out, and Naruto jumped through.
Vegeta kicked the back exit open and flipped to the ground, yelling, "Pancakes! Here I come!"
Zoro took out his three swords, and jumped out, while Sasuke calmly walked out of the regular exit.
Piccolo, Krillin, and Toriko hopped out of the window, while the cheerleaders did flips and handstands out of the back exit.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed as he busted out if the side of the bus, with his fists.
And finally, Natsu ran out the front exit, accidentally setting the bus on fire...and leaving the half dead bus driver.
The whole team took up super cool poses as the bus couldn't take it anymore, and exploded, leaving a cool effect behind them.
"...Yes! We finally got it right!" King Vegeta sighed.
"That was the best one we did yet!" Krillin said.
"But...I think we killed the bus driver..." Goku said as he pointed at the enflamed bus.
"Eh, he was already dead from the start," Vegeta said.
"What an entrance," a boy said walking up to them.
He had a missing tooth and short curly blond hair, wore a large black top hat with a pair of blue goggles wrapped around it, a blue jacket with the sleeves rolled up, a cravat and a pair of light blue cyan shorts held up by a belt with a flower-design buckle.
"*gasp* SABOOOO!" Luffy screamed in joy.
"Hey Luffy! I just kicked Ace's a** last week!" Sabo chuckled, "How's it going?"
"Great!" Luffy smiled, "Ace kicked our a**es a while ago!"
"What!? No one kicks the Saiyan Prince's a**!" Vegeta yelled from the background.
"SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled.
"...Who're they?" Sabo asked.
"Those are just some friends. Hey guys! This is my brother Sabo!" Luffy greeted.
Naruto smiled, "Blonde always looks good on fellow,"
"I certainly agree," Sabo laughed.
"What about black?" Luffy whined.
"Yeah, doesn't black look good?" Goku asked.
"Eh...no," Sabo smirked.
"Hmph!" Luffy pouted.
"UGH! I JUST WANNA PLAY FOOTBALL ALREADY!" Vegeta screamed.
First Quarter-
The game started off with Donflamingo facing off the coin toss with Goku.
From the sidelines, Tights asked Bulma, "Who's the guy with the pink feathers? He's hot!"
"I dunno..." Bulma muttered.
Unfortunately, from the bleachers, Zarbon growled as he heard that statement.
"Eagles get first offense!" the ref yelled as both teams got into position.
"Hey Krillin!" Goku called.
"What is it, Goku?" Krillin asked.
"Something's wrong with that blonde guy," Goku muttered.
"Me?" Naruto asked.
"No, the guy with the awesome sunglasses!" Goku said, "He has a bad aura..."
"You mean Mingo? I think he can control people or something..." Luffy said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
"Hut!" Sabo yelled as he passed the ball to Absalom.
Absalom turned himself invisible, along with the ball and started running towards the touchdown.
"Hey! Where is he?!" Natsu yelled.
"Follow his ki you idiots!" Vegeta yelled as formed a ki ball and aimed it at Absalom.
But before he could launch it, Piccolo already tackled him, making the play end.
"What the f*** were you doing?!" King Vegeta yelled from the stands.
"Trying to kill him!" Vegeta yelled back.
King Vegeta slapped his forehead.
Second Quarter-
The score was 14-7, with the Eagles winning. The Shenlongs were currently on offense.
"Ready, Set...Hut!" Krillin yelled as he tossed the ball to Goku.
To catch up the score, Goku did the easy play, and IT to the touchdown.
"TOUCHDOOOWWWN!" The announcer screamed.
People cheered and Zoro glared at Goku, "That was low!"
Goku chuckled, "I won't do it again, I just wanted to catch up the score!"
"Bring me in the game!" Zarbon yelled.
"No way!" King Vegeta said, "We're actually doing good right now!
Zarbon growled, "If I can't do anything, then don't be surprised if something happens!"
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Summertime snowflake chan chapter 8
Awww, I'm sorry your stuck with school. But have fun at your field trip! I'm going to a farm show soon! :-)
It's a big thing here in my city, if you haven't went before (which I haven't) something's wrong with you (according to people at my school). Also good chapter, the Hinata and Sakura appearance was really funny cute!
Me: Lol yeah, I went to a farm in Kindergarten...was crying cause I wanted my mom...*shivers* anyway, thanks!
Vegeta: Haha! Wimp!
Blake chapter 8
i just finished watching an episode on Naruto shippuden and THE PERVY SAGE IS DEAD nooooooo oh by the way have you watched Naruto the last?Is it good anyways bye
Me: No I haven't, and I don't plan to anytime soon...not into Naruto like that...
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 8
Are you a Worm? Because there is one behind you. It's on your tail, and i can see it.
By the way, I wanted to ask Veggie boy, Wait...Oh no, Did i said that?!
Me: Lol
Vegeta: Stop...talking...about...worms
Authority VVV chapter 8
(My old name used to be triple V)
AWSOME story more funny vegeta moments
I am going to (try) kill broccoli/broly !
But first a quote from vegeta "PANCAKES"
Ok here I gooooo!
(King of kings by motörhead plays in back ground)
Broly I have come to kill you
(Takes out a railgun from halo)
KAKAROT!
Bye bye
(Hits broly and does not work)
Broly-HAHAHAHA
Me-I am sooooo f-ing F*******
Me: O_O
Vegeta: O_O...PANCAAAKES!
Guest chapter 8
SIDES... PAIN... TO MUCH... LAUGHTER!
Me: XD
queenvicky99 chapter 8
Busy little bee aren't we XD .Unlike me who was sick. -_- , forced bed rest . Awe Sasuke knows he liked that kiss .XD You tell them Chichi ,the only way to get your man in check is to use a frying pan .It's like the number one golden rule :3 .Since when was Bulma afraid of frogs ?Oh Nvm :3 Fries saga right ,when you had to go into the ocean XD on Name. Also Sensei is always being a jerk .At least KV found another useless adult VEGETA !Why must you go through such a horrible day of ...worms XD ,OH THE HORROR !My acting isn't half bad ,I still got it XD lol .Well I guess I've said all that was needed .Until next chapter! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Oh ,hang in there ,have fun ,and just r&r once your done with your busy schedule ;D .Chowz!
Me: Lol Kakashi's basically King Vegeta...actually most of the adults is idiots and the kids are geniuses...huh O_O
Vegeta: I hope I don't turn out like my father...
00gohan123 chapter 8
Hm I see you too have been trapped into school they that things but they sound enjoyable I got like 5 essays to write it's destroy my writing mojo-*sad face*
Me: Yeah...school sucks in the 3rd quarter...
Vegeta: Ugh...
PippElulu chapter 8
, Eh, no worries, I'm not particularly fond of cheerleaders either.
Awesome chapter! Haha, god, Sakura and Hinata with frying pans.
That's...terrifying...
I loved the mascot crap that went on with Vegeta and Bulma (thumbs up) best moment ever
Me: Lol irony at that moment
Vegeta: Stop talking about me and my woman!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Fourth Quarter-
The score was 34-28, with Eagles winning so far, and it was 30 seconds left.
The Shenlongs were in a huddle, and were hurriedly suggesting ideas.
"Should I use IT again?" Goku asked.
"No, that's basically cheating!" Vegeta yelled.
"Argh...what are we gonna do?!" King Vegeta stressed.
"I dunno!" Naruto groaned.
"We're doomed!" Natsu whined.
"...Oh well," Luffy said.
"OI!" Zoro growled at Luffy's carelessness.
"I think I got an idea! -food food food-" Toriko said.
Everyone paused and looked at him skeptically.
At the final play, Krillin shakily handled the ball and yelled, "Ready, Set, Hut!"
He passed the ball to Naruto, who changed into Sage Mode and started distracting Sabo, who was chasing after him.
The ball was next passed to Luffy, who started steaming from his Second Gear.
He started punching other players out the way, while zooming towards the touchdown.
Donflamingo was about to control Luffy, before-
"YOU!" A voice screamed in anger.
"Huh?!" Donflamingo turned around to see Zarbon charging after him, with a deadly look in his eyes.
Zarbon then pulled a sickening punch to Donflamingo's face, "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO UGLY THAT NO GIRL WOULD WANT YOU!"
As Luffy neared the touchdown, he was headbutted by Sabo, and the ball was in the air.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Goku and Vegeta screamed.
Just then, everything turned dark as Toriko grew angrier and he screamed, "FOOOOOOOOOD!"
Everyone stood in shock as the ground started shaking, and as Toriko used his intimidation, and his Appetite Devil came out.
People screamed from fear and stood in shock as the being was a glowing purple.
"Oh...my...Kami," Piccolo gasped out.
"..." Luffy and Sabo gasped.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" King Vegeta screamed as he nearly wet his pants.
While everyone was temporarily paralyzed with shock/fear, Toriko grabbed the ball, and made the touchdown just in time for the whistle to blow.
"T-T-T-TOUCHDOOOOWWN!" The announcer screamed as the game was finally over.
The audience was dead silent from fear.
As Toriko's Appetite Devil finally went away, everyone finally fell out of shock.
"W-What happened?" Natsu shivered.
"D-Did YOU do that?!" Naruto gasped at Toriko.
"Yup! I call it my Intimidation!" Toriko said.
"That was AWESOME!" Luffy and Sabo screamed.
"I-I won?! I won!" King Vegeta cheered as the official presented him with his trophy.
"Hey Vegeta, didn't that shock you a bit?" Goku asked.
"...A slight one, not as effective as the others though," Vegeta explained, but smirked, "At least we won,"
"That was the scariest thing I've ever seen..." Bulma stated.
"...I know right.." Chi-Chi shivered.
Krillin sighed as the game was over, "It's finally over..." he felt his pants, and flushed as it was a little wet.
"Hey guys! Take a picture with me to celebrate my accomplishments!" King Vegeta called out as everyone bunched up for a photo.
"Come on, Sabo!" Luffy waved and Sabo smiled as he joined in.
As the picture was finished, everyone started preparing to go home.
"Hey!" Tights' eyes widened as she saw Zarbon beating up Donflamingo.
"What's wrong with you?!" Tights demanded as she pulled Zarbon off.
"You called this handsome jock cute! I'm supposed to be cute!" Zarbon whined.
"Just because I called him cute doesn't mean I wanna date him," Tights stated, "And why didn't you tell me that bothered you?"
"...I was jealous.." Zarbon muttered.
"Well, I'm sorry for making you mad," Tights apologized.
"I forgive you!" Zarbon sobbed as he pulled Tights into a bone-crushing hug.
"You're awesome!" Goku awed at Toiko as they boarded the bus.
"Aw, it was nothing!" Toriko smiled.
"Nothing?! You scared the s*** out of me!" Krillin yelled.
"Do we get pancakes now?!" Vegeta demanded.
"Fine, since we won..." King Vegeta sighed.
Meanwhile, Sabo was talking to Luffy one more time.
"It won't be that lone until we go back to our universe," Sabo said.
"I know, then we can probably go on an adventure!" Luffy chuckled.
"That sounds good!" Sabo said as Luffy boarded the bus and they waved Sabo goodbye.
"I WANT PANCAKES! I WANT PANCAKES!" Vegeta screamed as he kicked the seat in front of him.
"STOP KICKING ME!" Bulma yelled.
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Vegeta yelled back.
"I LIKE YELLING!" Luffy screamed.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" King Vegeta raged.
Next Time- Christmas
Ok, ok, I know it's been 1 week and 4 days, but I have some things going on in my life that wasn't so good lately. And I was, not depressed, but...thinking for awhile and I couldn't really feel hunger for days. So, now that I'm around 80% ok, I felt like I need to make it up to you, so I've been working on high school, and I wanna give you a preview of the first chapter-
Preview-
- The Weekend Before The First Day of High School -
It was a bright and sunny day, near the end of August, and you can hear from afar screams of excitement and the heat of battle, as the World Tournament was back!
"Welcome to the finals of the World Tournament! Where our two competitors rose to the top, and now are fighting for the Championship!" The announcer yelled over the cheers and excitement of the crowd.
"We now face the final battle between runner-up from our last tournament, Son Goku!" The announcer said as Goku appeared on the stage, showing a big grin.
"And son of Demon King, Piccolo!" The announcer yelled as Piccolo removed his turban and cape, pumping the audience up.
Near the ring, in the audience, showed Goku and Piccolo's friends and classmates, who most decided to participate in the World Tournament.
"Go Goku!" Chi-Chi screamed, "Kill that monster!"
"Hey! That monster is our friend!" Bulma objected.
"I still want Goku to win!" Chi-Chi declared.
"I'm going for the Namek, even though he's clearly weaker than Kakarot," Vegeta said, as he feasted on his favorite pancakes: Chocolate chip with whipped cream and sprinkles.
"Are you mad you didn't join?" Krillin asked, a bit tired from his final battle, where he lost to Tarble.
"No, I already won before, what's the use of doing it again?" Vegeta questioned as he took another bite of his pancakes.
"I guess you have a point...isn't that Father below us?" Tarble asked.
Vegeta looked down their area and saw all of their parents, looking at the stage.
"Go Kakarot! Kick his a**!" Bardock yelled.
"No Piccolo, you beat that little monkey!" King Piccolo retorted.
"Monkey?! Who are you calling monkey?!" Bardock yelled as he got in King Piccolo's face.
"Your son, dumba**!" King Piccolo yelled as he glared back at Bardock.
"You both are monkeys!" King Vegeta snickered as his wife and Gine joined in.
"HEY!" King Piccolo and Bardock objected.
The drums started beating slowly, gradually picking up the pace, making the tension really show, until the announcer yelled, "LET'S BEGIN!"
Goku and Piccolo studied each other for a good minute, before Piccolo made the first move.
He shot a beam from his eyes, making Goku jump up in the air, dodging it.
"Woah! Piccolo initiated the first attack, forcing Goku to dodge!" The announcer marveled.
"That was close!" Goku muttered, checking to see if he was hurt anywhere.
While Goku was in the air, Piccolo appeared over him and yelled, "I'm right behind you!" before knocking him to the ground, making some of the stage break apart.
Goku slowly got up and smiled at Piccolo, "It's about time I got serious!"
Piccolo smirked, "About time!" and charged at Goku.
They exchanged hits and blows as they moved faster than the human eye can see.
"Woah! They're moving so fast, that I can't see!" the announcer yelled.
"We know that, idiot!" Vegeta screamed.
"Vegeta!" Bulma growled.
"What?! He's f*cking annoying me!" Vegeta protested.
Goku dodged Piccolo's punch and sent a swift kick towards him.
Piccolo barely dodged it, and stepped back. He charged a sparking energy with two fingers and faced Goku.
"魔貫光殺砲!" he yelled as he sent his spiral beam towards Goku.
Goku quickly backflipped out of the range, 'I need to finish this!' he thought.
Goku slowly turned away from Piccolo, and began his final attack.
"Ka..." Goku said as he got into position.
Piccolo's eyes widened as he saw Goku charging his signature attack, 'But why is he doing it away from me...' he thought.
"me..." Goku grunted as his ki formed a ball cupped between his hands.
The audience started murmuring in confusion, and the announcer for once, had no words to say.
"ha..." Goku's voice rose as he started powering up.
"What's Kakarot doing?! He's facing away from the Namek!" Vegeta yelled.
"Is Kakarot acting more idiotic than usual?!" Raditz groaned.
"Let's just see what he does..." Nappa sighed.
"Seems strange...what do you think?" Krillin asked 18.
18 shrugged and kept watching the fight.
"me..." Goku yelled as he transformed into a Super Saiyan.
"I still don't get it!" Bardock said, "He's facing away from the enemy!"
"Ha! Your son's an idiot!" King Piccolo chuckled.
But what Goku did surprised them all.
He placed his fingers on his forehead and IT right in front of Piccolo.
Piccolo's eyes widened as he barely got out, "WHA-"
"HAAA!" Goku screamed as he released his signature attack towards Piccolo.
"Argh!" Piccolo growled as he tried to endure the Kamehameha, and push it away but it was too strong to do so.
"Kakarot's a genius!" Bardock marveled.
"..." King Piccolo gaped in shock.
"Go Goku!" Chi-Chi cheered.
"Come on Namek..." Vegeta growled.
"Yeah! I can't lose this bet!" Frieza gritted out.
"Heh heh heh!" Cell chuckled.
Piccolo held on as long as he could, but he couldn't hold on anymore, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
The Kamehameha blasted Piccolo out of the ring, and he crashed right into his father.
"Oof!" King Piccolo yelled as he was knocked down.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bardock laughed.
"S-Shut up!" King Piccolo growled.
"Ugh..." Piccolo groaned as he passed out.
"Son...GET OFF ME AND STOP BEING SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT!" King Piccolo screamed as he tried to lift the heavy Piccolo off him.
"The winner is Son Goku!" the announcer yelled as he raised Goku's arm up high.
The crowd went crazy as Goku wiped the sweat off of his forehead and tiredly smiled.
Fireworks went off in the sky, and music started playing joyously.
"Where's my 20 zeni?" Cell smirked.
"D*mn you!" Frieza growled as he handed Cell his 20 zeni.
End Preview-
I'm just working on the World Tournament part for now, and then when I get to high school, I'll be writing the rest of the chapter. Anyway, I'll try to update as fast as I can (I have my State Constitution test this week) and I hope you enjoyed this chapter and preview! And you know what? Since the World Tournament scene is actually a chapter long (I have more parts to it) Ima make it Part 1 of the first chapter and post it! So today, look out for the next chapter of high school, cause it's like the last thing I'm doing for high school until August.