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Chapter 11: January and 4 Month Timeskip
Previously-
"*sigh* You know what? Let's make a bet..." Luffy smiled, "Whoever's team loses the Super Bowl XLIX has to...umm...walk all day with only their underwear the first day we get back to school!"
"Okay...I'm going for the Patriots!" Vegeta announced.
"I'm going for the Seahawks!" Goku said.
"Seahawks suck! They have a horrible name and their colors are ugly!" Naruto frowned.
"Then how'd they win the Super Bowl last year?!" Sasuke asked.
"...They still suck!" Naruto stuck his tongue out.
"I think the Patriots will win," Zoro said.
"Why'd they cheat with the balls then?! Cheaters never win!" Luffy stated.
"You're STILL going on with that?! That was just to create drama!" Zoro huffed.
"Well, I'm with Zoro!" Natsu said.
"Then, I'm with Luffy!-food food food-" Toriko finished.
"Ok! Me, Sasuke, Luffy, and Toriko vs. Vegeta, Naruto, Zoro, and Natsu!" Goku summarized.
"Who do you think will win?! Review to vote!" Vegeta told the readers.
Now-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" All the laughed as Goku, Luffy, and Toriko walked in the classroom in their underwear for the first day back to school.
"What did I tell you?! Patriots are awesome!" Vegeta boasted.
Goku and Luffy looked unfazed, but Toriko had a slightly blushing face.
Goku was wearing boxers, Luffy was wearing undershorts, and Toriko was wearing tighty whities.
"Oh Goku..." Chi-Chu sighed, rubbing her head in embarrassment.
"Hey...where's Sasuke?!" Naruto asked.
"He didn't go to school today, since the deal only refers to being here at the first day back to school. Since he's 'absent' he doesn't have to wear only his underwear tomorrow," Piccolo explained, reading Sasuke's text.
"That cheater!" Luffy yelled.
"Hello class- WHAT THE F***?!" King Vegeta screamed as he saw 3 half naked kids.
"..."
"You too, huh?" King Vegeta asked.
Like them, Vegeta made a bet with his father on the Super Bowl...and King Vegeta lost.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed.
Vegeta took a picture with his iPhone, "I'm saving this!"
Zoro chuckled, "Told you the Patriots will win!"
"Shut up!" King Vegeta yelled while covering his red-hearted boxers.
"Why couldn't you wear your underwear?!" Bulma whined as she looked at Vegeta, who's torso was 3/4 covered with his spandex..
"Woman, I'm wearing NO underwear right now, and when I do (usually in bed), I wear spandex as underwear!" Vegeta stated.
"...You don't wear underwear?!" Bulma asked.
"I don't need it..." Vegeta said.
Just then, Mr. Blutzinger busted in the room, "Hey brats-"
There was a long, awkward silence.
"..."
"WHY IN THE H*** ARE 3 KIDS AND THE TEACHER, WEARING ONLY THEIR UNDERWEAR?!" Mr..Blutzinger demanded.
"Super Bowl," All four said.
"I DON'T CARE! JUST PUT ON SOME PANTS AT LEAST!" Mr. Blutzinger screamed.
"We can't, we had a bet," King Vegeta refused.
"I'll fire you!" the principal threatened.
"I've been teaching these kids for 3 years straight, you think they'll not see my underwear eventually?!" King Vegeta asked.
"...That made no sense!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"...Huh?" King Vegeta asked.
"You know what?! Forget it! I was meaning to tell you that we got a meeting in the gym today!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled as he shut the door.
"..."
Lunch-
Everyone sat down at their table and started talking.
"Everyone's looking at you!" Krillin said, pointing at the gaping 2nd graders.
"I don't care! I have FOOOOOOOOD!" Toriko screamed as he dug in to the lunch food.
"How can you eat that?!" Zoro demanded as he drunk his sake.
"Wait...aren't you too young to be drinking that?!" Naruto asked.
"Eh? I always drink this..." Zoro said as he drunk half the bottle and opened another.
"Hmm...Give me that!" Vegeta said as he grabbed the full bottle and started drinking it without hesitation.
"Vegeta!" All the girls screamed, including Zarbon.
"Cool..." All the boys awed as their mouths gaped open.
"Oh shut up! Only real men can drink this!" Vegeta said, "Plus also, this will be like my only time drinking this, Saiyans don't get drunk easily!"
"I prefer milk, even though I have drunk that once..." Luffy muttered.
Just then, Mr. Blutzinger snatched the two bottles away.
"HEY!" Zoro and Vegeta screamed.
"You're too young to be drinking this! Detention for the both of you!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"What are you gonna do with the drinks, Buttstinger?!" Vegeta asked.
"It's Blutzinger! And I'm gonna confiscate these!" Mr. Blutzinger said as he walked away.
"Grr...I'm getting my sake back!" Zoro announced.
Everyone gasped.
"But Mr. Buttstinger got rid of it!" Natsu said.
"I don't think so!" Zoro growled while standing up, "If I don't make it out of there, I want you to dump sake all over my coffin in my funeral, just to make the fat man angry!"
"...Okay," Luffy said.
Vegeta stood up too, "That fat b****** stole my sake, of course I'm kicking his a**!"
"You don't even drink!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"So?! He took something of mines!" Vegeta said, "And if I don't make it...wish me back with the dragon balls!"
"...Dragon's what?!" Naruto exclaimed.
"You'll learn later..." Goku said.
Vegeta and Zoro both 'hmphed' and left off, to find their stolen sake.
"...What are we gonna do?!" Goku asked.
"I dunno...Let's talk about our video games!" Naruto suggested.
"Pirate Warriors 3 is gonna be awesome!" Luffy bragged.
"Xenoverse gonna be better!" Goku objected.
"No, Ninja Storm is the best!" Naruto said.
"I gotta better idea...J-STARS!" Piccolo yelled.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
PippElulu chapter 10
That...was so awesome. I ADORE USOPP! *cries* HE'S SO AWESOME!
I really don't have much to say today...other than Good Job, Keep It Up, and I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Me: Lol thanks! And God Usopp! His lies same true!
SuperSaiyanKnight chapter 10
I laughed at Vegetas selfishness. Ha
Me: Lol
queenvicky99 chapter 10
I'm going for the Patriots! And go head gurl 96% Oh snap :3 .Lol I know what Vegeta was going to say who burned the building down .Oh Naruto ,why are you so ecchci *sweat drop * Also is it me or did Sasuke talk more then usual ? Vegeta got SLAPPED ! Bulma got those mad slapping skill !Gone head B-Chan .Must be all that frying pan training XD .Also Zoro ,just give your girl friend *smirk *some flower or something .Be a better boyfriend ! And lol she does sound like Bulma XD .Well guess I'm done ,I'll just shut up now .Until next chapter ! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: PATRIORS WON! YES! I HATE Seahawks! Sounds like Seagull!
Vegeta: I WON! I ALWAYS WIN!
Authority VVV chapter 10
AWSOME story so far you should do a fighting tournament to see who is the strongest
I think the patriots are going to win
-VVV
Me: YAAY! PATRIOTS WON! And you're a mind reader!
Vegeta: Does that have to do with worms?!
EmeraldoftheStars chapter 10
Nice chapter! Im going for the...the...the Seahawks! Because why not :P Also Zoro isn't a very good boyfriend xD Anyway, update soon!
Me: Lol Zoro isn't a very good boyfriend...
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 10
If i mean "Me:" That's you talking to vegeta.
(Christmas chapter is pancake cake leveled awesome.)
Me: Thanks!
Vegeta: PANCAKES!
kurizafan chapter 10
I'm going with Vegeta's choice of team
Me: PATRIOTS WON!
Vegeta: YES!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Meanwhile, Vegeta and Zoro were in Mr. Blutzinger's closet, waiting for him to get out of his office.
"D***! Right when we were about to get our sake, Buttstinger had to walk in!" Vegeta scowled as he peeked from the crack between the door and floor.
The two just stood there, waiting until his office door opened.
"Hey honey," Mr. Blutzinger said absently.
"Ugh! It's Mrs. Buttstinger, Mr. Buttstinger's disgusting wife!" Vegeta yelled.
"He has a wife?!" Zoro grimaced.
"Don't 'Hey honey' me! You been drunk again, haven't you?!" Mrs. Blutzinger yelled.
"Don't blame everything on me, you get drunk too! I caught you even drinking when you were pregnant!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"And you've been to that strip club, haven't you?!" Mrs. Blutzinger accused.
"What's a strip club?" Zoro asked.
"Uhh...it's..umm...a place where...people give each other cooties!" Vegeta stated proudly.
"Oh honey, you know I only love you..." Mr. Blutzinger said as he brought her lips to his.
"Ack! Gross!" Zoro yelled as he shut his eyes.
"You know what?! I can't take it anymore!" Vegeta yelled as he busted the closet door open, revealing the two.
"..."
"What are you two hooligans doing in my closet?!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"We want our sake back!" Zoro yelled as he took out his three swords.
"Sorry kid, but it's all gone!" Mr. Blutzinger stated.
"Oh yeah?! Then what's that?!" Vegeta asked as he pointed to the two exact bottles of sake they had from lunch.
"N-Nothing!" Mr. Blutzinger denied.
"What wrong with you kids anyway, you're too young to drink, not that I care if you get hurt!" Mrs. Blutzinger said, "But our jobs depend on your safety!"
"...I don't care!" Vegeta yelled as he suddenly appeared with the two sakes in his hand and handed one to Zoro.
"...LET'S GET THEM!" Mr. and Mrs. Blutzinger screamed as they started charging towards Vegeta and Zoro.
"Let's get out of here..." Zoro suggested as they bolted out of the door.
As the principals chased them throughout the halls, Vegeta found a bucket of bleach from the janitor, and dumped it on the floor behind him and Zoro.
Next thing they knew was a scream and a crash, and they only heard one person running after them.
Vegeta looked behind him and noticed that it was Mr. Blutzinger after him, and his wife slid and crashed against the wall, knocked out cold.
When they saw an intersection in the halls, Vegeta immediately went right.
Zoro meant to follow Vegeta, but immediately went left.
Mr. Blutzinger stopped and growled, deciding which way to go. He ended up going right, chasing Vegeta.
'Where the f*** is Moss Head, he was right behind me!' Vegeta thought.
Vegeta looked back to see Mr. Blutzinger huffing and wheezing behind him, and decided to tease him.
He turned fully around and started running backwards, still capable of going the exact same speed, "Hey Buttstinger! Too slow?!"
Mr. Blutzinger growled, and continued chasing Vegeta.
After awhile, Vegeta was sick of running, 'Where's Moss Head?! He's supposed to be here!'
Just then, Zoro leaped out of nowhere between Blutzinger and Vegeta, holding out his three swords.
He held his two swords horizontally above the shoulder and the other in his mouth in the same direction, and then performed a circular swing that launched three air compressed projectiles spiraling towards Mr. Blutzinger.
"Hyaku Hachi Pound Ho!" Zoro yelled.
Mr. Blutzinger immediately crashed into the wall, knocked out instantly.
"...Nice moves," Vegeta complimented, "But what took you so long?!"
"I got lost..." Zoro said.
"THERE WERE ONLY TWO DIRECTIONS! AND YOU WERE LITERALLY BEHIND ME!" Vegeta yelled.
"Well, I did knock him out, did I?" Zoro demanded.
"Argh...fine! But you're useless with your directions!" Vegeta stated.
Zoro rolled his eyes, yet opened a botttle of sake, and held it out.
"..."
Vegeta opened his and awkwardly held it out, clinking their bottles and started drinking.
"Where do you think the others are?" Zoro asked.
"More than likely at recess," Vegeta stated, walking towards the outside door, making sure Zoro was RIGHT beside him.
4 Months Later-
It was around the end of May, and the kids were in the classroom, talking about summer.
"I can't believe we're gonna go to 4th grade!" Goku smiled.
"Yeah, time went by fast," Luffy said.
"Are you guys leaving immediately after school ends?" Bulma asked.
"Maybe, I dunno...I kinda miss Lucy, Gray, and the others..." Natsu said.
"Well, before you go, how about you join in the World Tournament! It's uhh...basically the beginning of the Dressrosa saga...but faster and less...dangerous," Goku explained.
"Oh it'll be dangerous alright...when I step into the ring!" Vegeta yelled from his pedestal...which was his desk.
"Son, Get down!" King Vegeta yelled.
"That sounds awesome! I'll join!" Toriko said.
"Me too!" Naruto agreed.
"So will I!" Sasuke announced.
"I wanna join!" Natsu smiled.
"Well, I gotta join too..." Zoro relented.
"MEEEE TOOOOOO!" Luffy screamed.
"SHUT UP!" King Vegeta yelled, "YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG MOUTH! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!"
"Great! This will be one of the best tournaments yet!" Goku excitedly cheered.
Next Time- Last Day of School
Fear not, next chapter isn't the last chapter. We still have 3 more chapters of this story! We have a tournament, a big farewell, and a epilogue! I wanna finish this story in 1.5 weeks, since track season's coming up in the beginning of March. And after that, I'll work on 5th grade as much ad I can, before putting 5th grade on hiatus, because of XENOVERSE! I'm playing on the PS3 and my username is PrinceVeg-ta5052! So friend me on the PS3 and we can fight and kill each other! I'm gonna have the awesomest character and ima make him strong! I'm HYPED! Anyway, be expecting more chapters soon, I really wanna finish soon! And guess what? I got accepted into New Tech! You know, the program I told you about a few chapters ago? Yup! I'm one in FIFTY people in my district that got accepted! Yay me! AND the Patriots won! This is my week, man! And did you know fanfiction was down today?! Could've updated earlier!
