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A/N- WAAAAH! This week, I got a giant registration book for high school and a registration sheet and it's too much! Like, it's not even the HANDBOOK! And soo many classes! And I have to get 44 credits by my Senior yeaaar! I thought high school was gonna be FUN! With a fat principal chasing me and my friends and a hilarious teacher! *whimpers* Oh well, I bet it's gonna be fun...just not, sit com fun...
Chapter 12: Last Day of School
It was May 28th, the final day of school, and everyone was excited for the summer.
"...And that's how you put on your socks," King Vegeta said, concluding his final lesson.
After that, there was a knock on the door, " Gomu Gomu no..."
Everyone looked at each other and snickered, knowing what was coming.
King Vegeta cluelessly walked to the door and opened it.
"ROCKET!" the voice yelled as it punched King Vegeta.
King Vegeta, as usual, flew to the opposite wall, but barely stopped himself from crashing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone busted out laughing.
Luffy chuckled while scratching his head, "Shishishi! I wanted to do that for old time's sake!"
King Vegeta growled as he regained control, "Ok, ok, it's funny. Now get out of my face and start talking!"
Everyone immediately gathered around and started talking.
"I can't wait for the World Tournament! I'm gonna train till I pass out!" Goku said, tingling with the excitement of battle.
"No you're not!" Chi-Chi yelled, "We're doing stuff like normal couples do! Like going to Dairy Queen and McDonalds!"
"Heard the toughest men go there!" Luffy said.
"Yeah, they always have fights and break plastic cups!" Natsu said.
"And when they walk out, one person at least needs to have a paper cut!" Frieza announced.
Everyone gasped, "Paper cuts?!"
"The worst of them all!" Cell said.
"...I ain't afraid of no paper cuts! We get worse marks than that!" Vegeta realized.
"What about Ronald McDonald?" Piccolo asked.
"We can kick his a** again!" Vegeta said.
"What about the people who sneak worms in people's drinks?" Tarble asked.
"W-Worms?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Yup, worms," Celeria said.
"That place must be h***..." Vegeta muttered.
"Let's go there!" Goku announced.
"Yeah, it seems fun!" Naruto agreed.
"B-But there's worms!" Vegeta spluttered.
"What's with you and worms?" Zoro asked.
"What's with you and your woman!?" Vegeta retorted.
"Hey! She not my "woman"!" Zoro yelled.
"Don't mind him," Bulma smiled, "He's just hiding his fear of worms,"
"WORMS?!" Luffy, Naruto, Natsu, Zoro, Sasuke, and Toriko yelled as they busted out laughing.
"STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!" Vegeta screamed, "And Woman...I'lll get my revenge!"
"You're acting like I did something to you!" Bulma groaned.
"You did do something to me: Reveal my only weakness!" Vegeta yelled.
"That isn't a weakness, it's a FEAR!" Bulma corrected
"Weakness!" Vegeta yelled.
"Fear!" Bulma yelled back.
"Weakness!" Vegeta yelled.
"Fear!" Bulma yelled back.
Luffy walked over to Goku as he covered his ears, "Do they do this all the time?"
"Yes...you should've seen them last year with their future son, it was chaos!" Goku said.
"Future son?" Naruto asked.
"It's kinda complicated. Like that Sailor Moon episode when her and Tuxedo Mask's child came from the future," Goku explained.
"You watch Sailor Moon?!" Chi-Chi asked.
"Not my favorite..." Goku muttered.
"WEAKNESS!"
"FEAR!"
"WEAKNESS"
"FEAR-"
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE F*** UP?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER!" King Vegeta screamed as his face burned red.
"...-DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!" Bulma and Vegeta screamed back.
Everyone groaned.
Just then, to everyone's delight, the bell rang for art class.
Art-
"Ok class, you're gonna draw about what you're going to do in the summer," The art teacher said.
Everyone took 15 minuted to draw their favorite things this summer.
"Time's up!" The art teacher said, "Let's first start off with...Krillin,"
"Aw man..." Krillin moaned as he walked up and showed his picture.
It was a picture of all his friends at Kame House.
"There's no way I'm going to that perv's house!" Vegeta yelled as he saw himself in the picture.
Krillin went back to his seat as the teacher called up Goku.
Goku smiled as he showed his picture of him, Luffy, and Naruto in an epic battle with a poorly drawn Vegeta, drinking sake with Zoro.
"I don't look like that!" Vegeta yelled.
"Sorry, I was rushing..." Goku said, while chuckling.
Vegeta pushed Goku out of the way and said, "Here's my awesome picture!"
It was a picture of him blasting Mr. Blutzinger.
"That is completely inappropriate! To the principal's office!" The art teacher demanded.
"Fine! But it you see Mr. Buttstinger severely hurt on the main hallway, don't come looking for me!" Vegeta yelled as he slammed the door.
"..."
"My turn!" Luffy exclaimed as he pulled out his picture of him and all the Straw Hats, eating a bunch of food.
Lunch-
Everyone sat at their table and started eating.
"Ooh! What's for lunch today?!" Toriko exclaimed as unveiled his tray.
"OOOOHHH! It's stale hot dog with dried up corn and watery mashed potatoes! I can't wait to eat this! FOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Toriko screamed.
Everyone gaped at his tirade, "..."
"What's WRONG with you?!" Piccolo demanded.
"N-Nothing, I just love food..." Toriko explained.
"...You just did too much," Zoro said.
"Ha! Suckers!" a voice yelled.
Everyone turned to see Vegeta, running away from three teachers, the Dean, and Mr. Blutzinger.
"Get back here, you troublemaker!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
Vegeta laughed, "Ha! Like the likes of you are going to catch the Prince of All Sai-oof!"
He ran head first into King Vegeta, and quickly hid behind him and stuck out his tongue.
"Mr. King Vegeta, you need to do something about your unruly son!" Mr. Blutzinger panted.
"What did he do?" King Vegeta sighed.
"He pantsed 3 teachers, tripped the Dean, and flipped the bird at me!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"..."
"HAHAHA! Good job son!" King Vegeta applauded as he hi fived his son.
Everyone glared at King Vegeta, "..."
King Vegeta stuttered, "I-I mean bad son! Very bad son!"
"I hope you find a suitable punishment for your child..." Mr. Blutzinger hissed as he walked away with the Dean and teachers.
"Well son, that's why I don't get paid much," King Vegeta concluded.
Recess-
Everyone went out for recess, and started playing.
"I'm Ruler of the Universe!" Frieza laughed evilly, "Bow before your king!"
"Never!" Everyone yelled.
"Well, seems like my partner and I have to teach you a lesson!" Frieza yelled as him and started blasting people everywhere.
Everyone barely dodged all of the ki blasts.
"Time to take you down, Frieza!" Goku yelled as he charged towards him.
"Bring it on!" Frieza yelled as he charged forward also, and they clashed in a fury of attacks.
"Uhhh...don't they know this is just a game?" Luffy asked.
"No, not really..." Krillin said, "You should've seen that time where Frieza slapped Goku's sandwitch down,"
"What happened?" Naruto asked.
"That triggered Goku's Super Saiyan," Piccolo explained.
"Really, a sandwich?!...Hey, why do you say it like sandwitch?" Natsu asked.
"It's a running gag in our universe, for some strange reason..." Vegeta said.
Finally, the bell rung for last hour, and everyone rushed to P.E.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Blake chapter 11
Sake... chapter idea i like the whole sake im surprised mr. and didnt drink em !
Me: XD
Vegeta: SAKE!
Blake chapter 10
When i was coming to read this stuff my laptops cooling vent stopped so i just got mad and elbowed itand the cooling vent started again
Me: Lol
Vegeta: Hmm...mind if I elbow it?
queenvicky99 chapter 11
HECK YEAH WE WON !Follow me on Instagram darksaiyanprincess !You will see the post I made ;3 Anywho I feel bad for KV ,the shame he must of gone through .What the heck is that fat man (Mrs Buttstinger) do there .I hope they were not you know *turns green * Let me not think about *claps *gone head girl !You should be proud ! Well I guess that it ,So tired -_- High school is a energy drainer but I still love it :3 .I'm going to stop saying stuff now !Until next chapie! Chow
Me: I don't get on instagram that much, so I'll probably see the post eventually. XD You called Mrs. Buttstinger a man! And man, we got a giant registration book for high school today! I thought it was gonna be fuun!
Vegeta: Man up!
Athority VVV chapter 11
Hey this is a cool story so far! Vegeta is going to win the world tournament he is the best goku wishes he is that cool
-VVV
Me: We'll see...hehehehe
Vegeta: MWAHAHAHAHA! Of course I'll win!
Summertime snowflake chan chapter 11
Good chapter as always my friend! haha Vegeta drinking... that actually sounds dangerous. 0.o
Me: Lol, good things Saiyans don't get drunk easily...
Vegeta: ...
PippElulu chapter 11
Okay, THAT was awesome. I somehow knew you were gunna include the terrible sense of direction and alcoholic side of Zoro.
Totally makes the story funnier...
*starts dancing* VEGETA AND ZORO ARE SO FUNNNNNNNY!
Me: Lol, a dynamic duo!
Vegeta: Meh, Moss Head's alright...
kurizafan chapter 11
Yeah same here for me stupid fanfiction being down. And see you soon in XENOVERSE I'm gonna be an Ice-Jin character since their one of my favorite races like nameks,Saiyans,and the Earthlings.
Me: That's good!
Vegeta: Of course you're gonna be an Ice-jin, it's in your NAME!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Gym-
Everyone quivered with excitement as they prepared for their ultimate dodgeball game.
"This is gonna be so awesome!" Luffy said.
"I know right! I hope we go against the 4th graders again!" Naruto smiled.
"I'm gonna flame everyone!" Natsu cheered.
Mr. Houghton looked distraught as he said, "Today, we're taking a test...on all what we did this year..."
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled in despair.
"YES!" Bulma and Cell cheered in joy.
Everyone slowly turned towards Cell and Bulma and glared at them, "..."
"Uhh...w-we mean, aww man!" Cell stuttered while Bulma nodded vigorously.
"I know, I know...but you must do this to pass 3rd grade," Mr. Houghton explained.
As the pencils and papers were passed out, everyone groaned as they started taking their tests.
The whole gym was silent as everyone started taking the test.
Vegeta growled as he filled in random things and finished, growling even more as everyone else was still taking the test.
Vegeta just sat down, feeling bored, wondering what he should do.
He started leaning close to Bulma, looking at her answers on the test.
"...Vegeta, look somewhere else!" Bulma whispered.
"...I'm bored," Vegeta whispered.
"Then do something else!' Bulma hissed.
"You two! Stop talking!" Mr. Houghton yelled.
Bulma flushed in embarrassment as people started snickering.
"Don't tell the Prince of All Saiyans what to do!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma scooted away from Vegeta, and closer to Cell.
"Grrr..." Vegeta growled jealously.
He snuck towards the dodgeball bag grabbed a ball.
Bulma shook her head no, as Vegeta aimed it towards Cell.
Vegeta smirked deviously as he threw it at Cell.
SMACK
The ball practically slapped Cell in the face.
As Cell was paralyzed for a moment, Vegeta threw another dodgeball at Goku.
Goku, who was sensing it, caught it, but was immediately hit by another one in the face.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vegeta laughed.
That triggered World War III.
"Vegeta!" Cell yelled as he gained his senses and threw a ball at Vegeta.
Vegeta dodged the ball, while flipping over Goku's thrown ball.
They decided to settle this by Goku and Cell going to the North side and Vegeta going south.
"That's it! I'm joining in too!" Zoro said as he went to Vegeta's side.
"Wait for me!" Luffy yelled as he went to Goku's side.
"I'm evening this out!" Piccolo said as he joined Vegeta's side.
And so, the six began their glorious war...
"Haa!" Goku yelled as he threw the ball at Vegeta.
Vegeta swiftly dodged the ball ran towards Cell.
Cell held up his dodgeball and blocked Vegeta's ball.
"...F***!" Cell yelled, knowing he was out.
"Gomu Gomu no...Bazooka!" Luffy screamed slinging the ball towards Piccolo, who had his back turned.
While Piccolo was picking up a dodgeball, he grunted as the ball Luffy thrown, hit him in the back of his head.
The final four was Goku and Luffy vs. Vegeta and Zoro.
The tension was high as there was only 10 seconds left of the bell until school was over for the summer.
Everyone watched in anticipation as the four made their final move.
"Gomu Gomu no..." Luffy muttered as he grabbed a ball and swung his arm back.
"Ka...me...ha...me..." Goku powered up as he prepared to throw the ball.
"Final..." Vegeta growled as he aimed his near perfect ball.
" Hyaku Hachi..." Zoro concentrated as he started projecting air towards his ballnwith his swords.
"...HAAAAAA!" Goku screamed as he threw the powered up ball, in the highest speed towards Vegeta.
"...FLASSSSHHH!" Vegeta yelled as he counterattacked with his powered up ball.
"...PISTOL!" Luffy screamed as he slung the dodgeball towards Zoro.
"Pound Ho!" Zoro growled as he projected his ball towards Luffy.
As their dodgeballs clashed against each other, everyone gasped as sparks began emitting from them and cracks were starting to form from the floor.
"Umm...LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!" Naruto yelled as he ran out.
"Wait for mee!" Natsu screamed as he trailed Naruto.
"I'm not dying today!" Hercule cried as Buu carried him out.
All the girls calmly walked out talking about the cutest boys.
Everyone else followed, barely getting out as the gym exploded into multiple pieces.
Just at that moment, the bell rung, meaning school was over.
RIIING! RIIIINNG!
"..."
"YAAAAAAAY!" Everyone cheered as they ran off, celebrating the end of school and the beginning of summer.
But they didn't notice the sobbing Buttstinger near the door.
"Hey! Are you guys ready for the tournament?!" Goku asked.
"I'm sure am!" Naruto said.
"Me too!" Luffy smiled.
"I'm especially excited!" Natsu said.
"FOOOOOOD!" Toriko cheered as he ran towards the nearby ice cream stand.
Goku looked around. It was a bright and sunny day, and not a cloud was in sight.
"I want all of you in your full power! I wanna have the battle of my life!" Goku smiled.
Next Time- World Tournament!
Why does this chapter give me déjà vu...anyway, next chapter is the World Tournament, then the big goodbye, and then the epilogue. I should be done by next week. Then, until Xenoverse comes out, I'll work on 5th grade. And then, I'll spend ALL my time devoted to Xenoverse! Like the only time I'll be on fanfiction is on the bus to school. I know it's not fair to you, but come on! I bet you're gonna play Xenoverse too! And I'm gonna be the ultimate Saiyan! So if you really wanna see me if I'm not updating, challenge me on the PS3 or join my team! Oh yeah TFS NAPPA IS VOICING CUSTOM CHARACTER 8 ON XENOVERSE!
- Okay, okay, I know I didn't update in a week but I was busy playing Pokemon Reborn, watching Nanatsu no Taizai, watching One Piece, and reading One Piece manga...*sigh* here's something to make it up with..-
Preview-
"Woman! You're coming with me to the stupid banquet!" Vegeta yelled.
"No way! I don't wanna have dinner with Mrs. Buttstinger!" Bulma objected.
They were in Bulma's room, discussing about Vegeta's outing with the staff.
"Why not?!" Vegeta demanded.
"Same reason as you!" Bulma yelled.
"..."
'D*mn! She's right!' Vegeta thought. What was he gonna do now?! Then, he had an idea.
"Well, what if I said I needed a date?" Vegeta compromised. He knew how Bulma was about dates.
"Really?! You're asking me out on a date?!" Bulma squealed.
'Ugghh...Women,' Vegeta thought, "Yeah, sure...whatever,"
"I'd love to go!" Bulma said as she Veggie-hugged™ the life out of Vegeta, "I'm gonna wear my favorite dress! And we've gotta get you a tuxedo..."
'What have I gotten myself into,' Vegeta thought.
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